familiar faces

da kaptin didn't fall down. he's busy beating the shit out of five gammorian guards

*he fires another missile at the tervigon before dropping the launcher, unholstering two Smgs and unloading into the termagaunts*

bluud is busy riding on the back of the rancor with a fist gripping the things nose and his sword in its back
"dis is loike Quiggoth Riden (he laughs)

da kaptin dispatches a seventh gammorian

soon jabas palace is overtaken by the green tide and kapin bluud has a fancy new head for his trophy room
Bluud: dat fing was fun but dis planet is borin I say we find a snazzy place ta set up shop and bring dis WAAAGH ta da rest of da vers

"Gud finkin"

OOC did you know that there is a world comprised completely of junk in the star wars univers
Ic: wroight boyz wez leven da planet get back in ya roks and grab ya loot and get ready for da WAAAAGH

yes
and gnight
gotta sleep

OOC night dude

da kaptin grins

the orks load up there loot into their ships and prepare ta teleport

da kaptin and his lot go back to da krooza

the ork fleet teleports away

da krooza follows

the ork fleets emerge outside the orbit of Utapau a mostly barren planet full of craters that house its indigenous population
Mr. sparks: boss dis place is uge and da oles have skinny umie fings in dem
Bluud: oo cares de betta put up a foight cus den it be boring (roks rain down on the planet releasing the green tied)

da kroopa also sends down roks

storm troopers stationed there clash with the ork hords the heavy tanks and walkers aiding to even things up (slightly)

Gorath wrote:

da kroopa also sends down roks

OOC kroopa, ha!

da boyz iz lovin it

imperial commander: this is commander Drall calling from Utapau, the plaent is over run with a new threat. requesting immidiat suppor. (the commander is cut off literally by a stormboyz axe leaving the transmitter running)
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Coruscant
imperial: sir you will want to see this transmission
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Yaven4
Rebel: mam your going to want to listen to this
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Utapa
Bluud: this is fun this umies put up a foight (bisects a dark trooper and blows another apart0)

mek irongob finds da transmitter and picks it up
'oo dis is fancy...Ello? anyone dere?"

he recives no reply
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Imperial:....thos are not in the registry....
Imperial2:....I don't think their rebels ether
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Leia: find out what they are, lets hope they are on our side
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Skycraka lands near irongob
"oi whots dat fing?"

"I fink it's a fancy fone or sumfin. but no one's answerin"

Skycraka: well dats just rude dat iz
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imperials:.....
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rebels:..........
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Bluud hijacks a AT-AT "dis fing is noice but not orky enouf

"ELLO!? OO'Z AT DA UVA END OF DIS FING?!"

Imperial: should we answer?
Imperial2: well the commanders not here so I guess we can
Imperial: (clears throat) attention greenskin you have attacked a imperial world and have declared war on the galatic empire,
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Rebel: well there giving a reply

"Da galactawat now?"

imperial: the galactic empire...

"Dat's a roigt wordy name dat is."

Imperial:....you have invaded a imperial defended world who are you and what is your purpose for this transgression

"I'z mekbozz irongob! and you wankers is just in me way!"

Imperial: whats a mekboy
Imperial: whats a wanker?
Imperial on coms" you attacked a world because it was in your way
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rebel: think its some kind of mechanic?
rebel: who knows
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Skycraka:whyz youz talken to dem gitz anyway dez don't seem dat cunnin

"Stop bein such a pedantic git!"

Imperial:.....um...whos your commander?

"One sec. KAPTIN! DIS GIT WANTS TA TALK TO YA!"

OOC which kapin?

mine

OOC just checking
IC" Imperial:is this the captain identify yourself

"OO DA F*CK ARE YOU YA PIMPLY GROTF*CKER?"

the imperial has to pull his head away do to the volume
" this...this is lutenient val you have invaded a world of the empire and declared war on it what is your reason for this assult"
Imperial: I don't think your going to get a different answer"

"DO I SOUND LIKE I GIVE A SH*T??"

Imperial: lets just report this to lord vader (they disconnect the comlink)

"...I'm gunna stomp dat git's balls off'

Skykracka: sounds loik a blasst (he rockets off)

da boss keeps smashin for now

eventually the imperial forces are in full retreat and attempt to leave the system

da kaptin has picked himself out a hole

The different clanns and kults pick out several others to use as bases while bluud has his built on the surface
Bluud: da data fingys da umies left say deres a planet maed out a scrap en junk I fink dats da next stop

da kaptin is busy with da mek
buildin a kannon big enough to take up the whole hole

bluud orders spookims ta steal the junk planet and a thousand potted plants and boxes leave utapau for junk planet
Bluud: dats gona be snazzy when its done
(ooc: have to do dishes so i'll brb)

da kaptin nods and grins at dat