lifes not fair

Stella: we are.

"So why the fack do manners matter?"

Stella: you should still have manners when in polite company

"Again, we're sodding demons!! horrific beings created of pure emotions dedicated to the destruction of mortals and all that shit malal likes to go on about"

Stella: that's still no excuse to be rude

*he facepalms*

Stella: also this bat-man why does he dress up in this outfit to fight is it armor? is he a member of the nightlords?

"this is dated around thirty nine thousand years ago...."

Stella: what of this robin person?

"Sidekick"

she then walks back to her sisters
"so have you heardfrom pyra?"

Stella: are sidekicks required to wear this tights
Pyra: heard what from me? (walks in)

he shrugs
"Ello darlin" *to pyra with a tip of the hat*

Pyra: Jackie

"'ow are ya"

Pyra: im good

"Good ta hear. who's the lucky dude?"

Pyra: his name is korza

"Didn't know you were into humans"

Pyra: fira set it up and hes not really human

"I can smell him on you. he's at least half human"

Pyra: so nihas guys still half human

"did i say i had a problem?"

fira: I smell more then that like I can feel the human part is very small but the demon part is well....different you know nothing ive even felt before

Stella: sounds wonderful, do you think hed let me dissect him a bit
Pyra: no
Stella: not even a little bit?
Pyra: no

meanwhile with ember and the twins
ruva is cuddling Alison and ember feels someone hugs her close it looks like the gloves of dargoths sister of battles gloves

fira: wanna invite him for dinner sis and if so can I get a "closer examination*giggle*

Ember: oh sweet emperor not you again
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Alison:....thiss will either end badly or be funny...or both
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Pyra: (sprits fira with a water bottle) no bad

amber: what sis I cant visit my twin my older sister

ruva: why is that darling?

fira giggles
fira: I never felt this curious since dargoth I mean I feel amazing vibes from both of them its getting me so excited!

Ember: I don't like being hugged or hug tackled which you are so keen on doing
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Allison: ambers here
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Niha and pyra sprit her (with water) " down girl" (pyra)
Stella just pats her head

amber: but you love me so hows dar and the twins

ruva: whos that?

fira starts to cry

Ember: there good
Alison: embers bubbly clone
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Stella hugs her " no need to cry fira"
gives pyra a glare that chills the khornettes spine and gives niha a disapproving stare

OOC. ...also, brits, is it true that the reason your queen lives so long, is because every time someone says "Long live the queen!", her lifespan increases? o.O
that would explain a lot of things...

Also, im trying kinetic Void now. despite the game being rather barren at this stage, it is quite good.... but theres something that always irritates me without end...
when you buy some goods, they get put into your storage in that station, instead of your cargo bay.... so yet again....
"Alright boys, lets sell these luxury goods and make a nice profit!"
"Cap'n? .....we left the cargo at the last station...."
"....what?"
"you didnt tell us to load it onto the ship...."
".......-_- "

Addendum: apparently, the ecenomy readout that is supposed to tell wether you should buy a product somewhere and sell it somewhere else, is utterly useless.... it says that i can sell stuff at a high profit(under given conditions and locations), yet when i go there, i can barely sell it for a third of the purchase price....


Edit: ......this is a first.... i wanted to try a new random hack&slash MMO, but my usual character name is already taken.... now i have to spend a shitload of time creating a new name! who the hell dares use the name of the mighty Nazamroth?!

.....okay, im pretty sure something is fucked up.... this is the 3rd randomly generatod ame i try and it still says its in use....

*meanwhile in the void*
Dark Shadow runs his checks through the timelines again. Having just came over to this thread of time and space. He's wearing the type of glasses that accountants and librarians often use often ment for reading. To this end they contract to his abyssally black figure with blood red glow from the higjest heavens to the lowest hells.
"Everything's optimal. Modifications to this timeline: global coolness lower then parent. More social gods. Godly presence toned down to mortal frames. Conflicts in principal overlooked. Daemon presence scaled down to social levels. Mortals express more emotion then the Warp give-or-take. Orks unaffected. Necrons unaffected. Eldar more leniant with other races. Daemonic incursion undetectable by most... *rambling on other deviations* condition to last known instance of timeline, flawless. Now that's that checked I'm just thankful this ISN'T the parent timeline
He looks on a sort of clipboard, which sticks out just as much as the glasses.
"*hissing* the little ponies... And they sure as hell aren't mine"
He floats over to an entirely different branch of timeline
"All this cutesy bullish*t is just crazy. Most of the splinters are just an alternate choice! Oh but I never tire of the ultimate end
He fast forwards to their failed attempt to protect from their own dying star
"never tire of that. Though I still have to watch for changes"
He floats over the rootlike timeline and continues on accounting on all the splinters

oh my....

OOC felt like inputting

fair enough

OOC. this brand new rocket launcher ammuniton will fuck up your enemies from miles away!
(Courtesy of Nazamroth Industries' Weapons Developement Department)

Make them feel the long dick of imperial glory!

.She's still crying

Ruva : Ooooh so do they get along?

Amber: where's dar?

Jack: aw fack me....

Stella: (comforts and pets fira while pyra is bound up and placed in the corner niha is just sitting in hers)
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Allison: ember has a temper
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Ember: little brother is currently cleaning up messes in the warp

jack goes over to pyra

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