The Horus Heresy (Elseworlds)

I need to google some of those, and since I'm using an iPod right now, I'll do it tomorrow, g'night

you could just ask me and i'll explain :P but as you wish
gnight

Waiting.

He said we would start a while ago

I am waiting

*cries*
We waited.
Secret lies.

SECRET LIES!

Pyramids needed to be built by aliens with diamond tipped laser pointed drills.

They had to use grav trams to transport the stones

You speak the truth.
Break the secret lies.

SECRET LIES

MUCH LIKE UNSPOKEN TRUTHS

*single tear*
Yes.
Ancient aliens.

*Raises hands* Aliens *World implodes*

It is done.

Indeeeeed

WE should just moan at gor if he doesn't start today

Agreed.

I am here! 
who else is here to start?

Not me.

oh

Sorry.

but
why

*puts finger to your lips*
Not here, sweet Prince.
*pulls out glass shard, stabbing you in the gut*
Not here

And this is why we love you ollie

Random outbursts of violence and randomness

Indeed.
I love you too.
I hate myself for it every day.
Your just so ho-

Uhm

What

erm... okay

Raeven...help me please...plz......*uses raeven as human meat shield*

well
do people wish to start
and raeven, wanna continue making your force?

Why would we start?
Your all puppets, caught up in lies and falsehood.

silly alpha legion

YOU FOOL YOU MASSIVE FAGGOT GORATH

Say that again.

okay, i will go with a pair of tactical squads, a legion destroyer squad, a dreadnought, a terminator unit, veteran tactical squad and ... can i have a land raider... plz senpai?

My dad just walked in and handed me some pizza, it is cooked as black as ollies soul

Mmm crispy

Impossible.
He would need satan.

You can have a vehicle unit along with that
and the dreadnought is a talon so you get up to three in that unit
also really no fire drakes or pyroclasts? shame on you (jk)

Impossible.
He would need satan.

Whos to say he isn't

*Slowly makes a triangle out of both of my hands as loomy narty music starts playing in the background*

3 dreads? damn

Bringit.

calm down children

yeah
seriously tho no firedrake terminators or pyroclasts

Glory to me and all my shit
IE IE iron hands, mechanicum and my luna wolfs

I will not calm down.

I can't believe we have a nice space marine feg oh my dayz

I also want blood angels.

shit yeah... erm i will swap the destroyers for pyroclasts

yay! salamanders nice guys of the galaxy

No thats tau

what be you swapping for the pyroclasts or destroyers?

losing destroyers, getting pyroclasts