Astral Slaughter

Theres a motherfucking adorable panda sitting underneath the tree he is on

"Body count, how many men do we have left?"
"Not many, our tanks got a high killcount, but our men are seriously depleted sir, we have enough men left to form 6 squads"
"Very well, have as many soldiers from each squad stay in their respective squads, but we need to regroup and push forward"

Anyone hungry? Whoever said that chicken shouldnt be fluorescent yellow?

*jax pats the panda, then walks over to the commander*

It sits down and starts eating some leaves

Adorably

(I don't know where my sudden panda obsession came from)

OOC: can i have a battle panda? can i cover it in the flak armor of my fallen comrades and ride it into battle?

That was so on que you deserve a round of applause naz

And yes you can raeven

Yes

You

Can

*Jax takes out his knife and slits the pandas throat, it will make a fine meal*

*My karasov guy appears in the mist*

"You really should have stayed dead, the afterlife is full of sexually frustrated Eldar women"
*cue several nude eldar to appear*
"See?!"

"The eldar are all gay and your corpse got shagged by a plague marine"

*he smiles as the Eldar dissipate*

"Power fist to the face, sort of unavoidable and was complete bullshit, I could have survived had the marine not teleported 15 metres"

"I broke my sword trying to save you, then nearly got blown up"

"And the bloody ordo malleus are still hunting me"

"I'm not blaming you, I was pretty fucked up anyway"

OOC: he's hallucinating btw

Ooc: I guessed, after watching all his comrades die it's unsurprising

OOC: yeah, it's also not the mindfuck I was referring to, but that may not happen.

Ooc: are you with the dark eldar in this rp?

OOC: If I join I'll be a guard regiment made up of soldiers from Albyon

so guys
Poltics eh?

How about that Obama fellow?

yeh

Obama car