Expanded Beginnings

"Glad to hear it. Now I can actually tell you what we'll be doing since it's classified"

"Sweet!"
*He smiles*

Eliza *to the Turian*: And that is?

"Eden prime. The geth there were lead by Saren Arterius (think that's how its spelled) the now former spectre. he's still leading them. I want him dead."

Eliza: Hold on....how exactly did he get the flashlights to work for him and why would a spectre openly attack a human colony?

"We don't know, though they were targeting the Prothean beacon"

"something about a 'conduit' he's after"

Eliza *surprised*: They found a beacon on Eden Prime?

"yep"

"They also destroyed it"

Eliza: They...destroyed it? Why?

"Report says it was an accidental overload"

Eliza: Right....anything else?

"oh. and he killed another spectre on eden prime."

*waits for reaction*

Eliza: He...Okay, you've convinced me.

he holds out a hand to her
"Welcome aboard Eliza"

*She takes it.*

Eliza: Okay, what will you need me to do?

OOC: Playing CK2, I'm cheating on my wife....with my wife

OOC: How are you cheating on your wife...with your wife? What?

OOC: idk
I gave her a horse and she became my 'lover' and now I'm having an affair with her behind her own back XD

OOC: So....she...um...it's either a split personality or you discovered a massive glitch. XD

OOC: XD it's a bug

OOC: I just to increase my piety and I can conquer Cornwall! From there it's a simple matter of forming Wales and subjugating people!

OOC: 6 more piety *sigh* that was expensive.
But King Matthew, lord of the Petty kingdom of Prescott, shall become the King of Wales!

OOC: Oh my......You've gone mad with power.

"Now I officially recruit you, and we go to my ship"

OOC: Hey, Wookie. If you see this, I gotta sleep. Night.

OOC: Night mate

"Lets go"

OOC: Wales has fallen, it is mine King Matthew 'The Dragon' of Wales rules these lands.
With Cornwall and Devon having fallen no one can dispute my rule over Wales.
But I have now cast my ever vigilant gaze to the west, to the Emerald isles of Ireland!
Soon children, soon the Prescottian conquest of Ireland shall begin.

OOC. is that "pre-scottian" as in before scottish, or Prescott as in a name? o.O

OOC: As in the name, the game called my conquest of Wales 'The Prescottian conquest of Gwynedd' so I've adopted the name.
It all happened because I discovered that I could rename things, once I take Jerusalem it will be known as 'Precarious Hatstand'

OOC. hm.... maybe i should check if EU4 crashes because i edited the CK2 save file repeatedly to get rid of the "cant raise the levies of this vassal" bug.... maybe it messed up something that i didnt notice... but there wasnt really an option... i couldnt raise a third of my armies(pretty much all forces in the north) because of it... then the same happened to the western armies....
and then i start a new game as the king of hungary, and keep reloading it as another nations king and swearing allegiance to the carpathian empire to restore stuff to where i was in the first game... it would still be a mess due to changing of governments and stuff like that but at least i would get shit done....

OOC: *evil laughter*

*slap*

OOC: Right. I'm here. Let's continue. *Covers everything in Chows.*

IC:

Eliza: So, that it then?

"Pretty much"

Eliza: Alright. *To the Turian* Where's your ship?

OOC i think they're at arcturus station or however you spell it
IC "in system. I just gotta signal em to come dock"

Eliza: Then go ahead.

he pushes some buttons on his omni tool
"Alright boys bring her into dock. they try to stop you just flash the badge as usual"

*is just standing there*

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