Civvies in distress!

they
just
keep
shooting
why
isn't
he
dead
yet

Ivan. /From behind a corner/ this way

The man falls down, blood trailing the floor.

.....
Dave makes it to his toolbox
the soldiers approach the man

They can hear a laugh stuck in a loop, stuck to his palm.

they raise their guns

Ivan. ....okay, think we lost them for now...

He pulls out his stiletto pistol

"Yeah... tell me about it" the man says, rubbing his hands together for heat.


The body is still slumped, mask still hiding the face.

they raise their rifles to fire again

The body is blown apart, revealing the dummy covered in red paint packets underneath.

Ivan..... Iiiii....dont think thats gonna help us too much...

Dave: well it's bloody something!
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Batarian1: Damn! A synthetic
Batarian2: I'll call it in, keep an eye on the cattle

"Hey, neat piece!" The man says to Dave with a enthusiastic tone.


Ooc: you fools, you fell for a parlour trick! Bwahahahha! Yeah.

Dave spins, his pistol raised

The man stays motionless, fixated on it. "Its very pretty"

Dave: who the hell are you

Ooc.. ......you think we didnt know it? I dont know how he switched places with the dummy while a dozen guys were shooting at him though... Free running is one thing. Lagging yourself into immunity with 999+ ms ping is quite another...
Ic.
Ivan. ...i hate this guy already...

"Good, I don't need friends... I guess..." He begins to wander around in a circle, his hand scratching at the plastic helmet he wears.

Avil: thank you for destracting the soldiers

Dave:...

Ivan. Right, so wbat the hell do we do now? We cant just start shooting at them with these.... We would need a mass accelerator obrez or something

"Wait, someone said something nice just then"

Dave: and where do we get one of those?

Ivan. .....world war II museums.... You dont really know what an obrez is, do you?

Ooc: I do.


"Hey erm... is there a... erm... no, that wouldn't help"

Ivan. ....okay, we're eating this guy first... Dibs on the legs

"Dibs on the... oh wait"

Dave: well we aint doing anything until we get outta this damn dock

"Well... thanks for not dibbing part of me to eat"

Ivan. Well, theres the main entrance, some service ones, and the dock itself... Though i dont usually climb girders to get out...

DAve: which should we use

Ivan. Well, the main entrance is obviously not an option, and i doubt the service ones are still open...

Dave: so the dock

The man nods in approval.

Ivan. Da.

Dave: right