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Local Bat Enthusiast
| Subject: New fantasy type thing 2015-04-01, 16:46 | |
| The walkers they put in as part of the april fools/easter event are awesome, 4 machine guns or so and 2 actual cannons | |
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Nazamroth Admin
| Subject: Re: New fantasy type thing 2015-04-01, 16:47 | |
| OOC: Maybe its just the fact that i dont have controls properly set up for it, but i can only fire the main gun, and no machine guns. i dont really have tanks with multiple guns so never bothered. the machine guns should work though | |
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Local Bat Enthusiast
| Subject: Re: New fantasy type thing 2015-04-01, 16:48 | |
| For the walker? They fire auto by holding down left trigger. or you can bind the machine gun key to space like I did..also...What starting tanks did you choose? | |
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Nazamroth Admin
| Subject: Re: New fantasy type thing 2015-04-01, 17:00 | |
| OOC: MG is on space for me too, but it doesnt fire on the walker and what do you mean by "What starting tanks did you choose? " nation? if so, the glorious soviet rolling coffins... | |
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Captain Raeven
| Subject: Re: New fantasy type thing 2015-04-01, 17:06 | |
| "Probably everyone, I'm guessing everyone, to be honest I'm not even sure why I'm helping" | |
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cow-man
| Subject: Re: New fantasy type thing 2015-04-01, 17:07 | |
| Ooc: quick question, where are your characters? | |
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Captain Raeven
| Subject: Re: New fantasy type thing 2015-04-01, 17:13 | |
| In some techy place u don't know, bush chose it | |
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Sir BushWookie
| Subject: Re: New fantasy type thing 2015-04-01, 17:18 | |
| OOC: Industrial cap total of the world
"You can walk away if you want" | |
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Captain Raeven
| Subject: Re: New fantasy type thing 2015-04-01, 17:22 | |
| "I've got nothing else on, and you might just end up a king soon, having another king owe me favours would be quite nice" | |
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Sir BushWookie
| Subject: Re: New fantasy type thing 2015-04-01, 17:25 | |
| "Me? You really think that?" | |
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Captain Raeven
| Subject: Re: New fantasy type thing 2015-04-01, 18:29 | |
| "Well, maybe, if we kill enough people and find some people who aren't us to die for you" | |
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Sir BushWookie
| Subject: Re: New fantasy type thing 2015-04-01, 18:35 | |
| "Could work, though it's not that easy. The easiest way to do it would be to have a massive swath of land owned by nobles proclaim me their liege, from their I can go and conquer things that are 'rightfully' mine" | |
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Captain Raeven
| Subject: Re: New fantasy type thing 2015-04-01, 18:37 | |
| "Or... I have an army, and Dehvi and I are the best assassins this side of everything" | |
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Sir BushWookie
| Subject: Re: New fantasy type thing 2015-04-01, 18:41 | |
| "Wouldn't work, as far as I know I lack a royal link and thus cannot inherit the throne. They'd have to proclaim me their successor...which no noble would do as it would ruin their family's influence for generations not to mention it would end their line as rulers" | |
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Captain Raeven
| Subject: Re: New fantasy type thing 2015-04-01, 19:02 | |
| "I'm not legitimate... I proclaimed myself lord after I kicked the old one off his battlements. But, if you want to become legitimate, we need to find you whoever took your title, kill him and all his family, then you're next in line" | |
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Sir BushWookie
| Subject: Re: New fantasy type thing 2015-04-01, 19:04 | |
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Captain Raeven
| Subject: Re: New fantasy type thing 2015-04-01, 20:56 | |
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Sir BushWookie
| Subject: Re: New fantasy type thing 2015-04-01, 21:01 | |
| "Depends on what you're killing, but if we're gonna slaughter the three houses I may aswell do it properly and slaughter everyone who works for the bastards on my land. I'll gather the loyal populace and decide where to establish my new holding. I'm going to need a map and the power to level a mountain or atleast make it impossible to utilise" | |
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Captain Raeven
| Subject: Re: New fantasy type thing 2015-04-01, 21:07 | |
| "Literally or figuratively? If it's literally I might know someone who can help, he's mad as hell though" | |
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Sir BushWookie
| Subject: Re: New fantasy type thing 2015-04-01, 21:14 | |
| "I don't want the bastards able to use the resources" | |
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Captain Raeven
| Subject: Re: New fantasy type thing 2015-04-01, 21:15 | |
| "My rangers can kill the workers, the lords won't swing a pickaxe" | |
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Sir BushWookie
| Subject: Re: New fantasy type thing 2015-04-01, 21:24 | |
| "No, it needs to be obvious that the mountain is out of bounds. Is it possible to curse a set area or unleash a dragon inside the mountain?" | |
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Captain Raeven
| Subject: Re: New fantasy type thing 2015-04-01, 21:28 | |
| "I can deal with that, I can't set an enchantment that strong alone, or trap a shadow-beast, but with enough mages, or a lot of prisoners, I can do it" | |
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Captain Raeven
| Subject: Re: New fantasy type thing 2015-04-01, 21:29 | |
| "A dragon would be impractical, we'd never get it out" | |
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Local Bat Enthusiast
| Subject: Re: New fantasy type thing 2015-04-01, 21:31 | |
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Sir BushWookie
| Subject: Re: New fantasy type thing 2015-04-01, 21:34 | |
| "It'd be in there, and would deter the bastards. Could hollow it out and let the dragon make a nest in the riches" | |
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Captain Raeven
| Subject: Re: New fantasy type thing 2015-04-01, 21:38 | |
| "If you fed me enough talent I could dominate its mind. Set magical traps to attract it" | |
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cow-man
| Subject: Re: New fantasy type thing 2015-04-01, 21:41 | |
| *don't forget the dudes in the lands of outlaws, they have manpower and are willing to help people. | |
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Sir BushWookie
| Subject: Re: New fantasy type thing 2015-04-01, 21:42 | |
| "How does one feed you talent" | |
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Captain Raeven
| Subject: Re: New fantasy type thing 2015-04-01, 21:50 | |
| "Get me mages who will give it willingly or get me a lot of people I can rip it from, they'll die of course, it's easier if you slit their throats and let the blood pool around me" | |
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Sir BushWookie
| Subject: Re: New fantasy type thing 2015-04-01, 21:52 | |
| "Riiight" In his head: I GET A MOTHERFUCKING DRAGON! | |
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Sir BushWookie
| Subject: Re: New fantasy type thing 2015-04-01, 21:53 | |
| "Is of possible to bind it to me, so it'll do what I say" | |
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Captain Raeven
| Subject: Re: New fantasy type thing 2015-04-01, 21:56 | |
| "No. You aren't a powerful Mage, I'll bind it to me, I'll have to fight its mind almost constantly" | |
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Captain Raeven
| Subject: Re: New fantasy type thing 2015-04-01, 21:56 | |
| "The will of a dragon would break your mind" | |
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cow-man
| Subject: Re: New fantasy type thing 2015-04-01, 22:00 | |
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Sir BushWookie
| Subject: Re: New fantasy type thing 2015-04-01, 22:38 | |
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Captain Raeven
| Subject: Re: New fantasy type thing 2015-04-02, 05:42 | |
| "No offence, you have no training in such things" | |
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cow-man
| Subject: Re: New fantasy type thing 2015-04-02, 07:47 | |
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Nazamroth Admin
| Subject: Re: New fantasy type thing 2015-04-02, 08:43 | |
| OOC: hey bush, did your characters mom have a wild night with someone from house Husky? o.O
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Nazamroth Admin
| Subject: Re: New fantasy type thing 2015-04-02, 12:57 | |
| The spaceship industry was once again shocked by leaked information from one of Nazamroth Industries' R&D teams. The anonymous informant managed to acquire information regarding the companies newest project, which he only referred to as "SHX-002".(see photo below) - Spoiler:
We asked an expert, Professor B. Mek, on his thoughts about the prototype: "Dat fing haz tonz of dakka! And tonz of rokkit launchas! Dey shoulda painted it red coz red goes fasta!" According to the informator who leaked the photo, this is, in fact, merely a turret for a fighter craft. If that is so, then it will be a behemoth of one. Not only is this turret large in size, but has more firepower than most traditional fighter craft. Further information from the leak is that they intend to put not one, but two of these on the craft. However, Â the most astounding part, is why N.I. decided to build such a large ship in the first place: apparently, they intend to house a capital ship class rocket battery inside the craft. If this is true, than this might well become the most fearsome attack craft known to mankind. That is, if they manage to solve the technical difficulties of connecting such a monstrous weapon to a relatively light spacecraft, and manage to make it maneuverable enough to slip past the defenses of capital ships and pound them from point blank range. And while on the subject of point blank range, our informant also claimed that this turret was easily able to withstand a 10 second burst of 6 0.50 caliber gatling guns from that range, and continue fighting, even though it lot one of its own machine guns. In fact, it is theorized that N.I. has already attempted such a project in the past, as shown by this older photo from one of their testing grounds. - Spoiler:
Experts say, it is entirely possible that the unreasonably bulky nature of the craft is explained by the rocket battery hidden inside, though it is not visible from this angle. Nazamroth Industries C.E.O. Nazamroth has yet to give a response to these news, but if it is true, then we can surely expect either a revolutionary step forward in the field of assault spacecraft, or a spectacular failure. Only time will tell. This was John Smith, reporting for Galaxy Daily. | |
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Sir BushWookie
| Subject: Re: New fantasy type thing 2015-04-03, 04:23 | |
| ....so I'm playing CK2, my courtier Princess Joan has just had a daughter. With herself. The daughter carries the inbred trait, so it can't be mine (My guy went to her chambers and had sex with her presumably). I've clicked on the daughter and it has her mother in both parent portraits XD | |
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Nazamroth Admin
| Subject: Re: New fantasy type thing 2015-04-03, 05:53 | |
| Blessed be the virgin Joan!
.....because the last time a cheating wife used that excuse it turned out sooooo well.... | |
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Captain Raeven
| Subject: Re: New fantasy type thing 2015-04-03, 10:35 | |
| Bush my good man, we need to do things | |
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Himfea Gaur
| Subject: Re: New fantasy type thing 2015-04-03, 20:17 | |
| Ollie they are currently in Kalesch, the capital of Kingdom of Steichnia.
An edit on your Dragon:
Dragons are rare as fuck and there is not much known about them except how to slay them, they are magical creatures that casts spells just by thought, and as Raeven said, their will is stronk as fuck, people with weak minds tend to get hypnotized by them within a second.
Also, Bush, there is a small amount of Mountain Steel in your former land. | |
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Captain Raeven
| Subject: Re: New fantasy type thing 2015-04-03, 20:22 | |
| IC: "no... no, the amount of talent required to fight a dragon mentally... we'd have to slaughter a city... summoning shades would be more practical... if you would stoop to that level" | |
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Himfea Gaur
| Subject: Re: New fantasy type thing 2015-04-04, 09:43 | |
| *A gorgeous woman runs into Robert accidentally* "Oh! Es tut mir leid , Sir!" *She picks up her pack from the ground and walks away* *Moments later, Robert realises that his purse is no longer with him* | |
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Captain Raeven
| Subject: Re: New fantasy type thing 2015-04-04, 12:02 | |
| "That woman just stole your purse while you were staring at her tits. do you want it back?" | |
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Sir BushWookie
| Subject: Re: New fantasy type thing 2015-04-04, 16:34 | |
| OOC: -_- you can't just do that!
"I was not staring at her tits" *trigger runs off and nudges the woman's leg* *loud enough for her to hear* "besides that wasn't a purse, that bag is full of gunpowder...very explosive" | |
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Captain Raeven
| Subject: Re: New fantasy type thing 2015-04-04, 16:44 | |
| "Personally i was just going to stab her but whatever..." | |
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Sir BushWookie
| Subject: Re: New fantasy type thing 2015-04-04, 16:47 | |
| "You can stab her if she doesn't give it back" | |
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