Imperial Guard Plot

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Ooc: whoooooo!

OOC: guess who's back, back again

Ooc: erm... Satan?

OOC: ......Close enough

Ooc: nailed it, also, praetorian guard, you been watching Zulu havn't you?

OOC: possibly.......maybe once or twice......men of Harlech stand ye steady
(I collect IG! And happen to own a few squads of praetorian guard)

Ooc: they better be painted red dammit! And with the white pith helmets too!

OOC: red coats, brown rifles, blue trousers with a red stripe and white pith helmets..the whole shebang!

Ooc: my hat comes off for you sir.

THERE
HAD
BETTER
BE
MUSTACHES

OOC: *bows* it is merely my duty as a Briton to paint anything based off of us correctly
*cough*and insult the French*cough*


If I had some green stuff they would all have moustaches worthy of an empire!!

"I do not want to."

*awakens and wonders why the Valkyrie hasn't exploded yet*

"Well then, your going to be lying in the snow for a long time"

OOC A NEW PERSON! HELLO GOOD SIR

"I have immunity to cold."

The sister kicks him hard.

OOC: hello Ortus!

Oh dear....the magazines haven't detonated

*drags himself to his feet and begins limping solely put of the Valkyrie using his rifle as a crutch*

Gaius is still in his sentinel. watching.

OOC: Slowly out of**
I hate my phone!

*he barely makes it five feet before the first few rounds begin firing*

Gaius: what...

OOC So what are you rp'ing as? Looks like a guard of sorts

OOC:my phone isn't behaving!
I'm a Praetorian guardsman who has just crash landed in a Valkyrie, didn't back down against a plasma sentinel and now the Valkyrie behind me is about to explode.

IC: *hobbles faster*

Move! It's about to explode!

Nothing to see here

*He does not do anything at first, then turns around*
Vincent: GIMME SOME ANODYNES!!!

the sentinel moves forward, placing itself between him and the valkyrie

You silly sod!

*the ammunition ruptures the fuel line causing it to detonate*

*the sentinel stumbles, but its armour absorbs the impact, shielding the guardsman*

*the valkyrie erupts into a fireball sending shrapnel everywhere, even with the sentinels armour protecting him some of the shrapnel implants itself into the guardsman's leg*

Gaius: shit!

William: aaagh, you fooking bastard
*falls to the floor*

"Anodynes?"

he disembarks the sentinel and heads over to the guardsman

*winces in pain*

I guess I should thank you for that save
*tries and fails at standing himself up*

OOC: A praetorian guard?

BOLT ACTION LASGUNS! YYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!

he applies a medkit

The sister steps over the man.
"I think he's waiting for something... we should probably leave him"

Arminius:....alright

The sister goes inside the sentinel.

OOC: hell yeah!! None of this full auto nonsense!

IC:

Thanks but please tell me there's a pain suppressant in there

Arminius does likewise
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Gaius: yep *injects it*

OOC: PEW

PEW

PEW

Ooc so where be my character?

Ooc: at the main fort.

Melody+sister the cult has arrived and theyre leader is in my sight shall i take the shot

The storm creates heavy interference.

Melody points her bolter at the archbishop waiting for orders

+tssssssssssssszzzzzzz+

OOC: boom*flicks bobblehead*headshot!


Aaa *pain suppressant takes effect*
Much better, do you mind helping me up I fear my ankle may have shattered

OOC: My TF2 reference