A Rebirth

KNOW NO FEAR

well
that happened rather suddenly

FOR ARAAAAG

Ive had enough of them.... Seeya next year... If they continue, IP ban for good...

fairs

So...

ayeeeeees?

Stuff was about to get done

so it was
Torrel:....no one's explained psykers to you yet have they

Hemowep: negative

*gives basic explanation*

Hemowep: .......observation: human hardware seems insufficient to endure channelling "the warp"

"it usually is without proper training. some other species are...better at it than us. so its possible they were using psychic powers to control the locals"

Hemowep: affermative. Observation: described instability could explain hardware modifications. Error: modifications too consistent

"oh?"

Hemowep: description of "warp" implies random changes. Observed changes all follow similar patterns between human and /unidentified species/.

"True. but, the changes physically i beleive to be from cross-breeding, but a lot of the hostiles were not in any way mutated, hence why i beleive them to be under psychic control"

Hemowep: unlikely. Most likely scenario: all observations are resulted by one cause

"possible...hm. this is quite the enigma"

Hemowep: .....error: i noticed no encoding device here

"its a metaphor"

..... 
/Can i assume that while talking, they were clearing the place and by now only the hidden stealers remain...mostly...?/

*yep*

/That happened then.../

SO IT DID

Uhm....
Helat: ++ No more hostiles detected. Addendum: hostiles have exceptional stealth capabilities. Caution still advised. ++

+rodger that+

....

Ooc. Family reunions are rather....awkward when you havent seen most people in 10+ years and have absolutely nothing to talk about with anyone.....

Ooc. Good news, everyone! After spending the day tripping, i devised a way to make the two varden less... rigid!
All i need is something that threatens the universe and cant be killed with the amount of brute force available to them!

Kay-oss?

Ooc. Maybe. As i said in the previous RP iteration, their goal is to postpone, and possibly reverse the heat death of the universe. If they encountered something that would bring that noticeably closer, that would be reason enough.

Ah

Ooc. So yeah... Imma sleep early now... It was a tiring day of socialising... Glory to the revolution!
 .....oh, crap, and ill have to spend half of tomorrow chewing through buerocracy for some papers.... Not to mention running around in unknown territiry in another town.... Yaaaaay for the gas and electricity providers not having a single damn office in the town with the countrys largest refinery and its own powerplant, opting instead for the dumphole with the larger population...

Gnight...

.....fething buerocracy.... Ive been waiting in line for almost an hour and this is just my first stop today ...

bulbous bum holes

OOC. ill be here in a "bit" if you wanna do stuff.

Ooc: 
/Turns around in swiveling chair, petting the cat in his lap/ ....I have been expecting you, mister Fardon...

oh my

OOC. dat reaction time....

also: i finally manage to grind my way to a supposed super strong combo move between 2 characters... i test it out on some weaker boss to see how good it is.... aaaand.... its shit.... it needs 2 times more power to do it, plus i have to set up the party appropriately, and it does half as much damage than a simple execution move....

OOC. ....lol....

/resistance movement is being annihilated by antagonist/
Resistance guy A: How foolish of you, to assume victory so soon...
Antagonist: What are you trying to say...?
guy B: The ace is kept until the very end...
Ant.: My forces will annihilate whatever you have!
guy A: ....surely you dont mean *that*
guy B: there is no other choice now... Arfoir, we submit to you and join your forces
everyone: .............

*arrives*

*he opens the door just to be blasted by a rigged shotgun to the stomach*

OOC: ....../tears hair out/ the game froze in the middle of the bossfight!

OOC. ...fucking japs.....
to get specific drops for high tier gear, you need to add advanced enemies to dungeons... but the plans will only become available if you have already unlocked the dungeon... and if you dont get said plans in a specific chapter, they become unavailable and you cant get them any way other than a new game plus....
so since i didnt spend hours and hours grinding XP and loot in every single dungeon, i didnt unlock the dungeons in time, and now i cant get the advanced plans and consequently, am stuck with shit gear for the end game....

they really have an absolutely crap approach to gaming... "how should we add more playtime?" "oh, i know! force the players to grind hours in every single location or they will be fucked for the rest of the game!" "yeah, good idea! and lets add new game + so they will keep replaying it until they get everything!"

OOC. .....holy shitbucket......
i just started a NG+ and unlocked the arena.... im around lvl85 right now and can pwn pretty much anything from the base game with ease.... then i looked into the list of opponents in the arena.... "recommended level: 999" .......wut.... frikkin asians love grinding....
even the lvl80 opponents instakill my literal goddesses....

hai

Hail Hydra...and satan...

yalright?

OOC. ...uhm... yeah... why wouldnt i be?
kinda bothered by the japanese attitude to things, but yeah

Ooc. News from the glorious nation of west-north korea....i mean hungary
Our mighty Victator declared that the wall on the serbian border will likely be extended to other borders as well....

Now, there are a number of problems with this plan....let me mention but two of those...
One, a man who walked here all the way from afghanistan, fleeing from war, famine, and poverty, wont be stopped by a wall... The US-mexico border isnt sufficient, the berlin wall wasnt sufficient, our puny wall wont be sufficient... Just a huge waste of money...

Two, in order to properly maintain and guard it, it has to be withing hungarian soil so that the outsude can be kept clear, cameras set, etc... Now, if the outside is in our soil too, then people can just walk up to it, and request refugee status just like before, and we cant turn them away without proper processing like before... It is literally, absolutely useless...