Silly space adventures

Dar: speaking of if you have any requests for your missions mearly ask

*nods*

Dar: nowthen lets begin (walks into a large tent)

the avatar follows

Inside is a digitally recreated hologram of the planet
Dar: your first target is here (points to a red bunker) its heavily defended and home to civilians we need the whole bunker demolished colateral is up to you

"so maximum collateral"

Dar: just dont let ot be obvieous it was chaos

"Right, right"

You have access to any of our forces planetside should you need assistance

"No need. So is it just you here with your 'knights' or are there others?"

Dar: mostly yes a few mwmbers of other legions are here but as far as i am aware i am the only chaos lord on the planet other then that there are small cultist pokets scattered everywhere (they show up on the planet) dont expect much from them

"Anyone else?"

unfortunitly thats about it

"right. Well unfortunatly this mortal body requires rest and fuel"

Well we have plenty of resources and safe houses so thats not an issue

"Good. *reaches for the helmet*"

Dar: enjoy yourself

the helm is removed, revealing a woman's face, the head size clearly showing she isnt an astartes
"I'll try"

Dar: om sure you will. i on the other han have paperwork to do (his mood visably darkens as he walks off)

".....PAPERWORK?!"

Dar: the arbiter of chaos may seem like a good title but really its just a glorified accountant crossed with a small amount of warmaster.

".....huh"

Dar: (gains an evil tint to his eyes) unless. (turns to her) i just had an idea.

"....what?"

In a flash dar is infront of her "your going to help" (grabs her and drags her off)

"................WAT"

The next thing she knows shes infront of a desk with more papers and files then she has ever seen dargoth across from her and working threw his own insane stack. she is also bolted to the desk

".......You're serious"

Dar: Anout the work yes everything elses was just for fun

"....and I thought kroeger was boring"

Dar: hey thats not really fair its not like i want to do this (he is finishing the paperwork rapidly as hes talking)

she sighs and starts going
"*seemingly to herself* OH SHUT UP YOU"

Dar: little voice on your head?

"The girl"

What she say?

"She's laughing at me. she's not meant to be happy"

Dar: eh i have that effect on people (is ising his tail to work faster)

".....I hate this"

Dar: join the club.....you do realize you could leave at any time right?

"Too late now"

Suit yourself

"SHUT UP GIRL, THIS IS YOUR BODY I'M DOING THIS WITH"

Dar: heh.

"I'mma have to torture her later"

Dar: In the biblical sense ir the literal?

OOC just going to say it here: biblical? I'm unsure if that word would still exist after the Emperor first reformed religion and blah blah

OOC. fun fact time!
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OOC the word may no longer existp but wont stop dar from using it.

"Literal"

Dar was hopeing for abother freak out

"Huh?"