| The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen(And others) | |
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Nazamroth Admin
| Subject: The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen(And others) 2016-11-11, 08:24 | |
| Amo: surely if a little is good, more is better? I think at least one of us thinks so...... | |
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Captain Raeven
| Subject: Re: The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen(And others) 2016-11-11, 18:14 | |
| Thorgar: "Too much rage makes a man... or woman. blind with it." | |
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Nazamroth Admin
| Subject: Re: The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen(And others) 2016-11-11, 18:21 | |
| Lir: sometimes that is exactly what is needed: the blind rage to disregard anything and everything standing between you and your objective.... | |
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Captain Raeven
| Subject: Re: The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen(And others) 2016-11-11, 18:52 | |
| Thorgar: "So i thought in my youth." | |
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Nazamroth Admin
| Subject: Re: The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen(And others) 2016-11-11, 19:12 | |
| Amo: .......if you two are just going to discuss the intricacies of rage, im gonna go home.... | |
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Captain Raeven
| Subject: Re: The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen(And others) 2016-11-11, 19:13 | |
| Thorgar: "We're walking to a battle, what else do you talk about but fighting?"
Crystal: "I vote fucking."
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Nazamroth Admin
| Subject: Re: The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen(And others) 2016-11-11, 19:24 | |
| Amo: oh, well, there was this lovely young lass i knew. Bit of a weirdo. She was brave enough, if you get what i mean... Well, one thing happened after another, turns out she was a demonette of slaanesh trying to get at an eldar soul, aaaaand... Oh, yeah... I remember now... She died... Did not enjoy when the ice cream licked back, so to say.... | |
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Captain Raeven
| Subject: Re: The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen(And others) 2016-11-11, 19:36 | |
| Crystal: "Boring story. deamon...engine...thing. Got any better ones?" | |
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Nazamroth Admin
| Subject: Re: The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen(And others) 2016-11-11, 19:39 | |
| Amo: ......what demon engine thing? and surprising as it may be, I do not spend my time collecting stories of this sort.... | |
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Captain Raeven
| Subject: Re: The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen(And others) 2016-11-11, 19:41 | |
| Crystal: "Uh, your wife. duh" | |
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Nazamroth Admin
| Subject: Re: The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen(And others) 2016-11-11, 19:41 | |
| Amo: One, i have no wife. Two, that wasnt her... | |
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Captain Raeven
| Subject: Re: The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen(And others) 2016-11-11, 19:43 | |
| Crystal: "I. am. asking. her. for. a. better. story. Because you suck at stories." | |
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Nazamroth Admin
| Subject: Re: The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen(And others) 2016-11-11, 19:45 | |
| Lir: .......In the heat of battle, I once encountered a great warrior. He fell on his back, I lunged myself at him. I was hit mid-air, and became unbalanced... Our crotches met... I crushed his mid-section and he died on the spot. Amo: ...death by snu-snu..... | |
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Captain Raeven
| Subject: Re: The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen(And others) 2016-11-11, 19:57 | |
| Crystal: "you both have terribly warped ideas of romance... How about you big guy?"
Thorgar: "My first wife and i got married, and had sex. Then fought a battle, then had sex.... Pretty much that for a decade." | |
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Nazamroth Admin
| Subject: Re: The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen(And others) 2016-11-11, 19:59 | |
| Amo: ......"terribly warped sense of romance" ....thats rich coming from a former demon of slaanesh.... Alright, tell us a story of romance you had then.... | |
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Captain Raeven
| Subject: Re: The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen(And others) 2016-11-11, 20:02 | |
| Crystal: "A man slaanesh sent me to, a planetary governor, young, tall, dark, skinned as well as hair, Recently lost his wife... He took to drink, and then to whores... He spend many hours telling me how it was all to drown the feelings. So i showed him what feelings slaanesh offers. It was rather romantic i think, candlelit dinner, a bed covered in rose petals... *Clicks her tongue* I picked out an outfit that was simply irresistible. and we made love for the entire night." | |
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Nazamroth Admin
| Subject: Re: The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen(And others) 2016-11-11, 20:03 | |
| Amo: .....while turning him into a mindless cultist.... | |
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Captain Raeven
| Subject: Re: The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen(And others) 2016-11-11, 20:06 | |
| Crystal: "No..." *She sounds quite hurt* "He is far from mindless, he simply has an understanding of slaanesh now. He's quite intelligent. Part of why i liked him so much. Stupid people are such terrible lovers." | |
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Nazamroth Admin
| Subject: Re: The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen(And others) 2016-11-11, 20:08 | |
| Amo: okay, let me rephrase that? is he showing nail-bats up his ass now? | |
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Captain Raeven
| Subject: Re: The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen(And others) 2016-11-11, 20:09 | |
| Crystal: "His desires are rather conventional. Last i spent time with him he enjoyed a gentle bite to the neck, nothing more. Slaanesh is not only the insane extremes." | |
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Nazamroth Admin
| Subject: Re: The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen(And others) 2016-11-11, 20:12 | |
| Amo: i maintain my right to doubt that statement.... | |
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Captain Raeven
| Subject: Re: The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen(And others) 2016-11-11, 20:24 | |
| Crystal: "I'm not extreme, a little bit of rope and the flat of a hand is usually how far i like." | |
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Nazamroth Admin
| Subject: Re: The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen(And others) 2016-11-11, 20:29 | |
| Amo: Well, knight. Do you think that is extreme? | |
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Captain Raeven
| Subject: Re: The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen(And others) 2016-11-11, 20:33 | |
| Knight: "Never partaken, can't comment"
Thorgar: "Thats mild compared to most brothels, some slaaneshi you are." | |
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Nazamroth Admin
| Subject: Re: The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen(And others) 2016-11-11, 20:37 | |
| Amo: there is a reason why I chose her, and used the rest as batteries, you know.... I cant be bothered to spend time with the bog-standard grunts... | |
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Captain Raeven
| Subject: Re: The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen(And others) 2016-11-11, 20:43 | |
| Crystal: "I'm classy thankyou. Not all daemonettes are sex hungry whores." | |
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Nazamroth Admin
| Subject: Re: The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen(And others) 2016-11-11, 20:45 | |
| Amo? yes, yes, we get it... should have named you Snowflake... | |
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Captain Raeven
| Subject: Re: The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen(And others) 2016-11-11, 20:46 | |
| Crystal: "You never did name me. never even asked my name actually *sighs* Such underappreciation." | |
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Nazamroth Admin
| Subject: Re: The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen(And others) 2016-11-11, 20:48 | |
| Amo: I did name you.... what, you actually had a name? didnt even realise that I had such a rare catch among lesser demons... | |
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Captain Raeven
| Subject: Re: The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen(And others) 2016-11-11, 21:21 | |
| Crystal: "All daemons have names you fool" | |
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Nazamroth Admin
| Subject: Re: The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen(And others) 2016-11-11, 21:23 | |
| Amo: and what would be yours then? | |
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Captain Raeven
| Subject: Re: The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen(And others) 2016-11-11, 21:33 | |
| Crystal: "Cyra'Neptha'Ci" | |
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Nazamroth Admin
| Subject: Re: The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen(And others) 2016-11-11, 21:35 | |
| *does the knight feel unwell? thats usually what happens when demonic words are spoken* Amo: And how close is that to your real name? Demons do not give out their names because it gives those who know it, power over them... | |
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Captain Raeven
| Subject: Re: The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen(And others) 2016-11-11, 21:37 | |
| Crystal: "Every syllable. I chose that name."
Knight: *Shows some mild discomfort, but it seems that the various blessings upon him, among them is some protection against that.* | |
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Nazamroth Admin
| Subject: Re: The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen(And others) 2016-11-11, 21:39 | |
| Amo: .........Lir.... do the honors.... Lir: Cyra'Neptha'Ci, walk on your hands, backwards.... | |
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Captain Raeven
| Subject: Re: The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen(And others) 2016-11-11, 21:45 | |
| Cyra: *Looks at her with a grin.* "I meant i changed every syllable. you morons." | |
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Nazamroth Admin
| Subject: Re: The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen(And others) 2016-11-11, 21:47 | |
| Amo: good to see that my assistant is not a complete idiot... | |
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Captain Raeven
| Subject: Re: The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen(And others) 2016-11-11, 21:49 | |
| Crystal: "I have given out my name once. only once" | |
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Nazamroth Admin
| Subject: Re: The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen(And others) 2016-11-11, 21:51 | |
| Amo: oh? I guess it did not end well | |
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Captain Raeven
| Subject: Re: The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen(And others) 2016-11-11, 21:52 | |
| Cyra: "It was very fun actually... As long as the partner is gentle"
OOC: changing to cyra, as its her actual name :p well... kinda | |
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Nazamroth Admin
| Subject: Re: The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen(And others) 2016-11-11, 21:57 | |
| OOC. and shorter by 3 letters, more importantly. IC: Amo: oh? and if i ordered you to tell me on pain of death? Logically speaking, you would certainly die one way, but could possibly even take revenge the other way. | |
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Captain Raeven
| Subject: Re: The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen(And others) 2016-11-11, 22:00 | |
| Cyra: "Well, i meant i gave it... in a sexual context, and since you cant do that, and im not into death threats..." | |
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Nazamroth Admin
| Subject: Re: The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen(And others) 2016-11-11, 22:01 | |
| Amo: the question was academical. I dont care why you follow my commands as long as you do... And I *can* do that... I am not impotent... | |
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Captain Raeven
| Subject: Re: The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen(And others) 2016-11-11, 22:18 | |
| Cyra: "But you're a pariah. Not touching me down there thank you very much." | |
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Nazamroth Admin
| Subject: Re: The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen(And others) 2016-11-11, 22:23 | |
| Amo: i meant that the problem is not with me not being able to do it... | |
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Captain Raeven
| Subject: Re: The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen(And others) 2016-11-11, 22:48 | |
| Cyra: "And i think your wife would be upset." | |
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Nazamroth Admin
| Subject: Re: The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen(And others) 2016-11-11, 22:50 | |
| Amo: .....for the last fething time.... I have no wife... | |
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Captain Raeven
| Subject: Re: The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen(And others) 2016-11-11, 23:18 | |
| Cyra: "do you disagree?" *looks at lir* | |
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Nazamroth Admin
| Subject: Re: The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen(And others) 2016-11-12, 07:32 | |
| Lir: Technically correct. I am but his girlfriend.... for now... Amo: the best kind of correct... | |
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Captain Raeven
| Subject: Re: The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen(And others) 2016-11-12, 15:48 | |
| Thorgar: "When i hold khorne's skull in my hand i will marry you, how does that sound?" | |
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