The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen(And others)

Cyra: "Even on you? my my, I'm better than I thought."

Lir: ...wait, what even on me?

Cyra: "My experience in the warp, and my new worshippers have given me the ability to bend the wills of others to mine, with but a word. Even you, with your daemonic soul and strong will, are not immune."

Lir: *growling* .....I advise you to stop doing that then...

Cyra: "of course my dear."

Lir: Now did you want something, or can i finally talk about why i was looking for you in the first place?

Cyra: "Yes yes, lets talk about your man troubles."

Lir: yes, yes..... i mean.... what the hell?! how the hell did that happen?! I thought you were going for him!

Cyra: "Going for him? My dear, it isn't often a mortal can hold my attention for long."

Lir: Well he is not exactly mortal anymore. I should know, i buried my axe in his side.

OOC. Fancy teeeext

Cyra: "Still, he's not interesting to me. Just another warrior. I find my taste more to artists currently, they have such nimble fingers."

Lir: Okay, you are the expert in this. What the hell now?!

Cyra: "Well that depends... Do you want him more than you want amonieth?"

Lir: I dont know! Amonieth can destroy a world if he wants to! Adriel is just adriel! But amonieth always refuses my advances! But adriel is a saint! But *she goes on like this for a while*

*Cyra knods along and listens, her right hand stroking her jawbone in thought*
"Which one of them makes you happy?"

Lir: .........I do not understand the question...

Cyra: "Which one of them do you enjoy spending time with more? Which would enjoy doing things you enjoy?"

Lir: ....well... I enjoy toying with amonieth.... and when he gave me all those souls... And I enjoy conquering, and Adriel was the one helping with that one....

Cyra: "Put it this way, Which one would you rather spend a week alone with?"

*initiate brainstorming so hard, no khornate has bothered with it before.....*
Lir: I Have decided! I have spent thousands of years with amonieth already, and he shows no signs of my dedication being mutual! Therefore, i shall spend some of eternity with Adriel! Well, its not like it is a lifelong commitment anyway...

Cyra: "Then off you go, back to your lover." *She smiles, in a way lir isn't quite sure is a good smile*

Lir: ......how is the inquisiion not after you yet?

Cyra: "Because... Raphael dear!"

*A man in inquisitorial garb walks in, rosette proudly displayed.*
"What is it Ma'am?"

Cyra: "I just wanted to introduce you to my friend here, you really are my most noteworthy accomplice."

*Raphael looks at lir, and his eyes seem to focus a few feet behind her* "A pleasure" *He bows* "Are you from one of the trader houses?"

Lir: ....uuuuhmmmm.... yes?

Raphael: "I am Lord inquisitor Raphael Invictus. Of the Ordo Hereticus, Orellian sector."

Cyra: "So dramatic Raphael, would you be so kind and bring my coat? I think a visit to the Governor is in order."

Raphael: "Dealing with more of that old man's nonsense?" *He leaves*

Lir: ...........okay, how the hell did that happen?

Cyra: "The inquisition got suspicious, sent someone to check if i was a heretic, I simply explained to Raphael that i was doing the emperors work, making the world run smoother. Now he's helping me cut out the rot of the noble houses."

Lir: .....uhm .....right..... and his interrogators and lower ranking inquisitors?

Cyra: "His untouchable was tragically killed by one of the noble houses, the rest are also helping me, one house was already found to be worshipping the gods in secret, who know what other heretics could be lurking among the decadence of the upper hive."

Lir: *as she gets up to leave*......You, for the most part....

Cyra: "Of course, but they'll never know that, and in the meantime, i'll keep manipulating them all to my benefit."

Lir: *as she is leaving via another warp portal* Bloody slaaneshi....

Cyra: "After everything i did to help you... Gratitude doesn't exist anymore..."

*well, she is ex-khornate... and those dislike subterfuge and deceit quite a bit...*

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*meanwhile, adriel literally gets the door kicked on him*
Lir:*as she is marching in just after it* Okay, off with your pants, now!

Adriel: "HOLY SHIT."

Lir: Shit later, we are doing other things now.
*as she says that, she put her axe on a coat hanger beside the door, and is currently in the process of removing her armor*

Adriel: "What?"

Lir: *taking off her chestpiece* Take a wild guess.

*turns out, she has quite the figure underneath. An ample... bosom, normally hidden by the bulk of her armour, and the source of her inhuman strength is mostly hidden under a layer of soft tissue, albeit still visible*

Adriel: "Woa woa woa... Just, wait a second here."

Lir: Nope. I have considered it enough already. Now will you strip by yourself, or will I have to do it for you?

*At this point, she is taking her greaves off, revealing perfectly toned legses beneath.*

Adriel: *He looks at her, and she can practically hear the cogs turning. Then he reaches up, and takes off his helm, revealing his face for the first time. Pale skin, and Dark brown hair, High cheekbones and a strong set jaw. His eyes a piercing green. He just stands there, helm hanging in his right hand*

Lir: *tossing her powerpants aside* Come on, we dont have all day. well, we have, but i intend to spend it with something other than waiting

Adriel: "Rather a change of heart here." *This is also the first time she's heard his voice unfiltered by a vox caster.*

Lir: Told you: I have considered things. I have decided to give you a try, at least for now. And once I decide on something, i will see it through without hesitation.

Adriel: "Give me a try? Hah, I'm flattered." *His voice is practically a pleasure to listen to, although that is probably due to sainthood.*

Lir: So you should be. You are the second person I have decided that of since i existed...

Adriel: *He hooks his fingers underneath his pauldron, and releases a catch, lifting it off, then the other. Placing them on the floor gently.* "This'll probably take a while."

Lir: ........Oh, for fucks sake... Ill help...

*F-F-Fade to black*

*well.... as amo described, she is actually much less feisty in private... often even going submissive, actually..... well... roll for awesomeness, i guess*

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