Iron hands successor chapter plotline GO!

OOC; That reference

Space hulk 2

Rending claws...

OOC: you know it zael

Charon: just try your best to stay alive. best not to talk to him

OOC:

Why

ORTUS

WHY!

OOC hehehe

IC I care not, I will speak to him If I wish

"you don't take advice from anyone... do you ortus" *shakes head*

OOC: Gorath...can you reply to me in ze other plot please? feeling kind of left out here...

Hahe... not really... no... only the best advice. This guy doesn't scare me.

*is talking in front of the reclusiarch*

"well, its best if he doesn't" *walks past the recclusiarch, patting him on the head*

the reclusiarch growls

Do I scare you?

Semi: Kalag: no, cuz your a feg! LEL!

*growls back in a mocking fashion*

*spins on his heel, and curtesys in a flamboyant fashion* "reclusiarch? Have we by chance offended you?"

Kalag:.............................................................................................................

the reclusiarch punches the salamander in the face. hard

*Kalag intervenes for more happenes*

"Oooh, you hit like an eldar, seriously that guy punches harder than you" *motioning to ortus*

Ooosh. I would demonstrate but that would make my reputation even worse...

at which point the captain realizes his cheekbone has caved in from the hit

*places a hand on his face, in a flash of flame, the dent in his helm is pulled out, and the bone is fixed* "my turn" *grabs the reclusiarchs left hand, and twists it until a loud crunch is heard*

KAlag: Guys what the actual holy shit

Your supposed to be the mighty adeptus astartes! The emperors chosen! Not some school kids who are low enough to do petty insults and provoking

to his surprise, nothing. at which point the reclusiarch headbutts him. hard. (note this guy is the second strongest and best fighter in my entire chapter)

*Kalag splits them up with many a servo arm*

*punches raeven and the reclusiarch with the metal arm in the face, hearing satisfying crunches of bone*

You heard the iron hand.

*nothing ortus. he's wearing a damn terminator skull helmet*

*helmet is knocked straight off,( the seal obviously not engaged) revealing obsidian skin and burning eyes* "fuck off" *still holding the broken hand, Raeven pulls, hard, wrenching the shoulder from its socket*

*no he don't raeven. would have but they just got split up*
the reclusiarch just stands there

*metal doom fist, strength of slightly less than a power fist when punched hard*

*retrives fallen helm, but doesn't replace it, all the while staring at the reclusiarch*

chargon starts laughing

*pushes jaw back into place then fuses the bone back together, with a flash of flame*

Kalag: Guys, im okay with you two beating eachother to near death, but bear two things in mind

1. Not here

2. Not here

"You need some help with that hand?" *gesturing at the reclusiarchs hand, bent into a unnatural shape*

"Kalag, your a space marine as well, you know, neither of us are going anywhere near to death from punches and head buts

Vodan: No. *he cracks the bones back into place*

Now kiss and make up.

*flips off ortus* "swivel on it*

Id rather not

Kalag:........I don't even know why I try anymore....*He gets several of his servo arms poised to bitch slap someone*

*creates several ethereal hands, floating around, opposite to kalags* "kalag... Don't do it...

*He has a bitch slap-aggeddon ready* (Armageddon due to bitch slaps)

*readies a slapocolipse*

*walks off*

*walks off*

*creates another hand, behind kalags head, and slaps him with it*

Kalag:..I think a mosquite just tried to bite the back of my 59% metal cranium...

OOC: Keep in mind he has terminator

OOC: Ah shite

going to have to go relitivly soon...hopefully I have atleast another 30 miniutes

Guys stop hitting eachother with psychic hands and butch slap eachother properly

*face palms self*

*psycicly kicks wookie in the crotch*