It begins

Thr mandalorian dies at his ship staring at his wifes armor
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They hear a faint clanking noise in the backround

*walks up and plunges his broadside into the beasts skull*

*walks up and plunges his broadsword into the beasts skull*

*yanks it out and looks around*

OOC. oh, man... i wish dargoth would bee here :')

OOC: hahahahahahahaha !!!!!!!!!

Ooc. ....where the hell is everyone today...

OOC: I don't know

OOC. ...playing battlefield: Bad company 2
bad guy is holding a pistol to VIPs head, and hiding behind him as usual...
i shoot bad guy in the head 3 times(!)
he convulses, and it obvious that i hit his head all 3 times. even the death animation starts.
but then he gets back to life, shoots VIP, then they both collapse, every time...
i fucking love plot logic...

Earlier, we encountered the same duo. cleared out an entire camp to get close and listen in, then we let them take the VIP away so that this situation could develop... if we managed to get close enough to eavsdrop, and had to fight the camp anyway, why not secure him there, in the smaller camp, instead of assaulting a fort, and risking his death...

FPS developer really dont care about logic... nor do most players, unfortunately...


Edit: apparently, i shot him too early... the game wasnt ready for my quick reactions... -.-

OOC. in the tank mission... whoever calibrated this main gun, deserves to try and survive using it... it has a greater spread than a fucking SMG....

OOC. ...in the sangre del toro mission.
we have to triangulate the shipwrecks position. one of our squad has to remain at the stations to keep tuning the instruments.... after we get the coordinates: "we cant come to help you. we need to stay here and keep calibrating the stuff"
....uhm....why dont we just,..... i dunno.... write down the coordinates, or mark it on the map, or something...? its not like its gonna move....

OOC....... big-ass soviet plane is about to take off with doomsday weapon on board.
Seargant: "Anyway, i dont think we can knock that thing down. Who wants to hijack a plane?"
Me: ......dude.... do you see this fucking rocket launcher in my hands? i kill tanks with it.... i doubt that the engines are more armored than a tank...

OOC: welcome to bad company 2

In other news, I'm dressed up as darth vader for my last day of secondary education, it took 5 minutes for them to confiscate my lightsaber, helmet and balaclava.....

Ooc oops

OOC: I'm walking around in my socks, no shoes, no helmet, no lightsaber, terrible hair *sigh*

Ooc: probably wasn't a good idea.

Ooc. Think thats bad? Since an idiot started shooting at the university of Pécs, everyone is trigger happy about security...
One semester, a guy went in to class in a cape, with a laser sword, and a blaster... Both fakes, obviously... Someone called the cops on him...
Turns out, they were going to make a short movie... It was cleared with uni leadership and all that shit too... He was still taken into custody for suspicion of terror activities or some shit like that...

OOC: no shits are given on this day!

Holy shit!

OOC: people are taking selfies with me

Ooc. ...... Forgive my ignorance! I meant lightsaber! What a shame... What a shame...
Seriously though, is there some american and/or UK holiday or something? Havent seen anyone but the two of you for 2 days online...

OOC: I don't know, I've seen gorath, azrok and fae online over the past few hours but only "slaaneshi transformation" and goraths fall are being posted in

Ooc. ....waitwut.... When did these topic happen, and why dont i see notifications?!

OOC: they're in the wh40k topic

Ooc. I know now

OOC: hahaha

*wipes the blood on the creatures hide and looks around*

"So... what now?"

"I don't know, should we carry on searching for another wall?"

"Sounds sensible"

"Then lets press on"
*reattaches the broadsword to his backpack and begins walking away*

The bug follows closely, staying alert.

*after fairly uneventful walk they find a clearing*

OOC: it's rolling time!
1: horde of infected humans
2: nesting sight for big evil thing
3: breeding ground of said evil thing
4: possible hunting area for our characters
5: village
6: PORTAL!!!!!!

The member 'Sir_BushWookie' has done the following action : Challange Fate

'd6' : 4

Ooc: are we hunting, or being hunted?

OOC: we're hunting,

\the clearing is filled with activity, rabbits running around eating, deer are grazing and drinking from the stream this place seems like a sanctuary completely unaffected by the parasite/

*kneels behind a bush and looks into the clearing*

"I'm pretty hungry... Wanna hunt?"

"By the way...are you gonna keep calling me simon?"

"Lets hunt"

OOC:.......she's no where near me, you character is with Naz, me and Reknu are miles away

OOC she followed em
secretly

OOC: riiiiiiiight

*looks at her*
Can't call you Simon now can I, what would you like to be called?

"I wouldn't know. don't know much about names"

Hmm, how does Charlotte sound?

"I...don't know"

Well tell me of you like it or think if another name *smiles*

"....i'm not the most imaginitive type"
OOC be back in a bit

Ooc. Gor, mah nigga! Wer ya been?!

OOC....what?

Havent seen ya in days, mayn!

OOC....I've been online... like every day

Ffs! How do i set this bloody thing to follow all new topics by default?!

OOC XD
nice to know i was missed tho
even though i never left