A dead man's grave

"I-I'm Serana....why have you got a monkey?"

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Bush: Well fuck!
*the crons begins pewing at your back doing significant amount of damage to the power generator*

he scowls

the belt of russ shields him from most as he lunges once more

".......orangutang?"
*Laura drags her away from the door and around corner*
"Can't have you killed by a stray bullet now. What's happening?"
S: My brother is fighting something, the wolf is there with him but I can't do anything!"

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*they get roflstomped I guess*

the jokaero checks out her wounds if she has any

he's lovin the fightin

*just some injection marks, nothing serious*
"Who's your brother? We might be able to save him"
S: His name is Matt apparently

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*The more heavily armed crons retreat toward their powerless brethren as the wolf laughs at their insignificance*

he raises an eyebrow

*he runs em down as they do so*

L: you're his sister?.....you look nothing alike!
S: We're hybrids, originally he was told the I had a slight ear mutation, not that we are the very thing the imperium despises more than Xenos
L: He has a lot of explaining to do
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*the last few are torn apart by the wolf, leaving just him and Matt*

"You okay matt?"

"Not in the slightest"

*laura bursts in with Serana behind her*
L: MATT!
Bush: oh shit *gets hugged*

he shrugs

"Okay okay I'm alive yay me, please get off your breaking my ribs!

Serana: Brother....why is the metal woman hugging you? Is she your girlfriend?
*laura lets go and bursts out laughing*
L: not quite yet my dear
M: *poker face*
L: isn't that right snookums?
M: now I have to kill you
L: go on! Give your sister a hug!
S: *hugs him*
M: that hasn't happened for years
S: *then she punches him* Why did you leave me here?!

"this can wait, we need to get out of here"

"I agree with the wolf!"
*the building starts shuddering*

"ugh....*grabs em all as he prepares to overcharge his teleporter to get em out of dere*

*living metal begins to pout out of the rapidly forming cracks and holes*

*and teleport to the entrance where theta is*

*they see a small necron vessel rapidly take off and exit the atmosphere*

Theta: that's bad right?

Laura: very...VERY bad

Theta:....shit

Bush:........
Serana: Why did you leave me?!
Bush: I didn't intend to l-*gets punched*
Serana: you left me there! They experimented on me *breaks down into tears*
Laura: *hugs her* it's alright honey, we're here now, you're safe *looks at Bush and mouths "you've hot some serious explaining to do"*
Bush: it wasn't deliberate, I swear. Our parents we're murdered and I had to run
Serana: We're hybrids Matt
Bush: what?
Serana: *looks up at him, her eyes glowing* We're...fucking...HYBRIDS *lets out an electro-magnetic burst*
Laura: *slumps over and falls*
Bush: LAURA!!
Serana: YOU CARE ABOUT HER MORE THAN ME!
*throws warp lightning*

the wolf separates the two of them with his hulking form as the jokaero does any repairs necessary to laura

*Serana convulses and falls, her body beggining to shudder*

Bush: no! *dives under the wolfs arm and scrambles to Serana*

*there's nothing wrong, but her memory core had been fried*

he gets about fixing that
cause he's a goddamn jokaero

???: *beside matt* here, let me look at her

OOC: rolls D6, 5 or 6 and she's fine 1,2,3 or 4 and she's gone, the Jokaerp keeps the body if she's dead

Bush:......you can't, she's being possessed
*lightning erupts from her body*

Rolling

The member 'Gorath' has done the following action : Challange Fate

'd6' : 6

OOC: daym!

Laura: urgh, that was painful.....thanks for detouring power to the back up
*she smiles at the Jokaero*

he gives her a brief salute

also

"Yes I can."

*she salutes back*

Bush: there's nothing I can do...she's hypersensitive to the warp and now she's not protected by the dampeners...*he hangs his head low* I'm sorry

???: you mean these dampeners?

"They won't help *looks at him* it's already trying to consume her soul"

*he sees a mighty figure of a man, in a fabulous commissar style coat and hat, a BADASS beard flowing from his chin*
"Let me try."

*angelic choir*

"......I need a coat like yours"
*I stand*

psychic energy flows through his arm to his hand as he gently places it on her forehead
OOC sleepytime

OOC: cya

OOC. hey gorath, remember that game i told you about? i just got a "Dropbear" card it it..... its basically a green koala.... it has enrage 8 ability, so it can basically shred that undead cyberdragon i told you about.... i feel like this is an intentional joke about australia...

Edit: .....i also just got a character thats extremely strong... but its ability is that its afraid of combat so it cant attack, or block.... so its basically useless 95% of the time....

Edit 2: .....now this is just getting ridiculous.... the enemy has characters that keep killing my characters with unblockable abilities and putting them in his graveyard, then he gets them out of there en-masse with another and send them against me, plus he keeps using normal abilities that just turn my characters into his zombies.... he seems to have an infiinite graveyard to draw from as it is, but thisway his cards keep multiplying at least exponentially and mine decrease at the same rate..... ridiculous... i simply dont have enough to counterattack with.... im just getting zerg swrmed by technozombies yet again....
and it wont even let me use my own deck that would allow me to deploy a counterswarm and even the odds a bit....

Edit 3: i also lik how now that i have reached the point where i play as the undead cyber zombies who keep pwning everyone else, and i think im finally gonna have an easy day, 5 enemies kill me in 3 turns before i could even do anything... because logic.... "you are more advanced in the game, so we nerfed the OP guys, and buffed the previously nerfed guys, just so you wont be bored at the end"
i cant wait until i start the Overseer campaign.... those guys previously instakilled the entire cyberzombie army that was instakilling everyone else.... with a single unit each time.... im sure those guys will not be nerfed or otherwise put at an extreme disadvantage at all....

Edit 4: The final academy trial.... "prove your mastery over the lessons!" .....then he proceeds to spawn a very expensive(indestructable! theres no catch at all!) character, and a fortress that spews forth endless troops in the first turn, when i dont even have resources to summon anything at all... then he keeps swarming me with more characters than the frikkin endless cyberzombie horde did.... and throw in an extra flier or two.... just to make sure that you cant block everything.... sure.... mastery over the lessons.... totally not blind luck hoping that you manage to draw the right cards from your deck.... by the time im even able to spawn anything(and definitely not the strong ones...), half my health is already gone, and he has half a dozen troops ready, and mthe stronger ones just appearing....

Edit 5: ....and then the difference between the AI who wins with cheating and unfair advantages, and an actual human who actually knows what he is doing and beats me in 5 turns without the need for any of the AI's dirty tricks....strangely enough, im not even mad, even though he beat me faster than the AI does most of the time.... who would have guessed that not cheating wont piss your opponent fucking off....

*he feels the raw power of a demon as it continues to consume her soul*

and with ZEE PURIFYING PSYCHICNESS OF ZEE EMPRAH'S CHOZEN he pushes it back

*he feels its presence fade away*

he keeps pushing until it's done

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