every rose has its thorns

ruva walks up to her captain
ruva: so is there any ships near by I want to try out my new uniform the captains always fall for the stowaway pirate and then I have them like clay in my hands

da kaptin is upon his command throne
"Well let me fink....Warpkilla sed he'z goin to raid stuff later"

"i do love this teleporter we scavenged its fun"

he chuckles at that

"well ill check on warpkilla then"
she teleports to him
"so what type of ship you find?"

"We'z not just attackin a ship lass. We'z attackin a moon"

"so whos the enemy?"

"Da tau"

"oh goody well this will either be easy or hard"

"We'z got ta get there first. Got a defence fleet wiv em."

"well all I need to do is woo the officer then kill him or her so let me go in first"

"And if Dat don't work?"

"then ill teleport out and we destroy the place"

he shrugs
note warpkilla is heavily mutated
claw for one arm, tentacle beard, ect

she teleports to the tau base on the moon looking helpless she walks out

she feels she's being watched

she walks out into the direction of where shes being watched
"help I need help"

there's no one there
there's no one anywhere

she keeps walking in the direction of the base

nothing happens but she still thinks she's being watched

she keeps moving till she finds something

to her surprise
NOTHING

she sets up her bedroll and sleeps