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oh you

wat mate

you fuckin wat

you mouthin off ta me ya cheeky bugga

i'll cut your shin flaps

1v1 me club penguin

I will cut you if you say that again *Takes out 8 mile long shank*

*Looks at ollie*

WATCH OUT WE GOT A BADASS OVER HERE *Backs away*
HE WANTS ME TO FIGHT HIM ON CLUB PENGUIN

NAWWWWWHHHH MATTEEE

Okay

Okay

Okay

So

The iron legion

Okay

You ready for this??

They form a turtle formation to limit the power of the eldar

And then they advance

the eldar keep surrounding them, finding the smallest chinks in the armour and firing lance shots through it with pinpoint accuracy

There is no chinks

not possible if you're moving

They have thw power of magic

no they don't

I tried

They slowly advance at a race where it minamalises their casualties

also

how the wolfes doing

the wolves have dispersed to minimalise casualties, as those of them with heavy weaponry bring them to bear on the eldar

And how does that go for them

they begin to take a tole on the eldar, but it's not enough
something has to give

Suddenlly

The iron legion

Perform a outflanking maneouver with devestator squads and more marines

Somehow the eldar didn't notice this because

They all count as one squad and marius has the 5th creed tacical genius special rule

plzdon'tsewmecreed

this works surprisingly as the bikes pull back, attempting to regroup

The skies are filled with heavy weapon fire, including grav cannons (a grav cannon but without the grav amp, in devestator form)

the bikes fall back, the wolves also firing on them

With the new reinforcments the glorious iron legion start advancing once again

the wolves also continue. one of them is setting something up

Which is? Im guessing a teleport homer

the iron legion contiune to press forward, letting non get in their way

OOC precisely
IC at which point several thunderwolf cavalry start teleporting

Ooc: I thought space wolves were distrustful of teleportation technology

OOC yep but as the fluff from the new dex and the champions of fenris supplement proves, they will still use it if necessary

Sounds... eh

I know I weren't happy about it either
but meh what can you do

OOC. ...so..... a rare launch window to Eeloo(Pluto) is approaching, much sooner than i expected at the start of the game... .so i rushed the tech required to send at least some fly-by probes there and back.... i wasnt sure how much delta-V i will need to make it, so i went all out and made it so that the craft has ~11,000 m/s delta-V when it reaches the Kerbin parking orbit i usually use....
then i decided to check on a delta-V map of the Kerbol system to make sure im not wasting a rare opportunity, a shitload of time, and two very expensive probes because i ran out of delta-V prematurely...
turns out, as usual, i oversized this thing to a ridiculous degre yet again.... if the map is to be believed, not only could it take the probes there and back.... in theory, it could do it twice, and still have some fuel left when it returns into the atmosphere of Kerbin.... yay me...

Ooc. ..............well, that was fucking dumb...
The protagonist just told a woman (who , at best, may be possible to defeat with 50000 elite soldiers and 10 of the settings super OP guys... If shes on her own... Shes also a devodet bloodthirsty sadist maniac...) that he got another girlfriend while they were apart.... They were enemies to begin with anyway, but still.... She can basically kill him with a glance... Or worse.... Its kinda unwise to refuse her approaches with basically a "fuck off"....

The iron legion are pressing onward, crushing any and all resistance they encounter

How long to the central chamber?

unknown
hopefully not far

the cavalry charge forth

Im guessing there isn't really much thats going to happen until we get to the main central chamber, but the iron legion continue to plow through the eldar faggitts, any which are in a contiune on which they can fight are sent back to the crucible of blood (pretty much capture them and send them back to the Colosseum)

gtg

the cavalry have already reached the chamber

Ohhh myyyyyy

What is there?

by the time the iron legion reach it? a bloodbath

Oh damn...So what is exactly happening

eldar trying to defend against the OPness that is stormshield equipped thunderwolf cavalry

The iron legion halp

much murders

Such death

many murders
many

YEESSSSS

Marius be murdering many a person that gets in his way

and suddenly
fire

What

Oh shit
OH
SHIT

"Wha-

Shit

SHIT!"

The legion immdeiatelly all raise their shields to try and give them some cover from the fire

the wolves r unharmed cause terminator armour n storm shields

So far unharmed
huaehueaheuahueah

there is a roar