Dark heresy

"What do you want?"

"I want out of this shithole. I'll go with you, I handle myself as well as any, then, when you go topside, I go with. Deal?"

"It's a deal" he says with all seriousness, holding out his hand.

*she shakes it* "I hope you have a lot of friends outside... Or one really big one"

"You have no idea" he says with a light chuckle.

You fucking what mate

you talking smack

"Well to pull this off a space marine would be nice"

"A space marine would be nice, unfortunately they don't do social calls" he says, standing and gesturing for her to follow.

*watches them both from the entrance*

*she follows* "considering the unit of kasrkin who went in and came back without their bodies, a space marine might be the only thing"

"You're leading the way"

"Don't you think a better idea is find some impressionable idiots to meatsshield for us?"

"Thats not my way"

"Well then what is your way? Because there's going to be about 50 of the bastards"

*out of nowhere*
"The way which involves not killing innocent people"

"Well, any plans smart guy?"

Sic: *a mysterious psychic message passes through all of you* "you have a combat servitor"

*no we don't, that would be stealing*

"We force our way through if we have too"

*she looks at you* "nope, I'm out, I'm gonna go get drunk, tell me if you don't die"

*since when did the mechanicus care, tech heresy and all*

"Have fun being in this shithole forever"

"Have fun being dead"

In a hushed tone"If I may interject, I do have a idea but it I would suggest discussing it else where"

"What would that be?"

*she stops* "alright, as long as it isn't walk in the front door and die"

"Does it count as walking in if I use a 155mm howitzer on it?"

*slaps the assassin round the head*

"If you have a 155mm howitzer, that sounds great"

"Alright, we use a distraction to lure some of the guards away from their posts, because I am assuming that those will be things, Then we take them down without alterting the rest of the rebels, then contiune to dispatch of a few of the insurgents at a time"

OOC: Oh mighty Lord Raeven, blessed be your name.
Bless me with a 105mm Royal ordinance L7A1 cannon mounted on a Mk.7 Centurion chassis,
So that I may smite the enemies of the Emprah and make Monty Python references

no

No centurions for you

Can I have one?

OOC: Could I have an FV101 Scorpion tracked reconassaince vehicle oh mighty lord?

Can I have a boltgun? With a under barrel mounted rocket minigun of course

Oi, scorpions lack armour!
AV8/9 at best!

I think we should stop asking our belovelant overlord before he smites us

*you all rummage in your pockets and find a viciously sharp toothpick*

OOC: good idea

Oaky, I immeditly take out some string from my luggage compartment, which is built into my ass, and attatch the toothpick to my lascarbine+

OOC: creates a thermonuclear bomb using only a toothpick, toaster and some booze.....wait nevermind I'm not Macgyver

We could edit your genes so you are

Ooc: I propose we make Euan more machine than man.

We have the technology

He's more machine now... than man.

heheueheueuhehe

Btw

No matter what, there will always be %5 of me that remains organic

My brain

Just my brain

y-yeah

Really

Mmmmmm.

Im gonna get the power to conduct electricity with my hands and I will sit there screaming

UNNNNLLLIMMITTEEEEHHHDDDDD POOOOWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

"Anyway, I say we get going"