The Grand Coliseum

thaxos grabs his last four and downs them
thaxos: well thatwas fun fae

"Dammit. Do you find enjoyment at being me in drinking?"

thaxos: hey its rare whenever i beat you in drinking I remember you always beat me

"I was pacing myself... Maybe a little too hard"

thaxos: want a rematch then?

"Haha, let me finish these last few first"
She drinks them casually
"Ok done"

he orders five more now for the both of them

"Oh ok less drinks now"
She starts drinking off the bar

OOC: Hey dudes! Am I invisible or something?

OOC ok ok
There's a prince, 2 Eldar men, and 5 Eldar women in a bar on a Eldar frigate
Have fun

OOC. ..yes, yes... now tell us the end of that joke, would ya?

OOC a sophisticated bar fight broke out
There were hardly a punch thrown but many emotional crits were had

ooc sure why not

thaxos : and ill do one at a time

OOC: ......is that some kind of overly refined eldar joke? 'cause i ain' laughin'

ooc oh and one human male

"Finally I can do that as well"

OOC the few punches were from Daria
Each one of them knocked someone out

hegrabs one and drinks it

Faelwen drinks one eagerly then quickly swaps for the next and the next one afterwards

*A tall male Eldar dressed very classy walks into the bar, and takes a seat, stays still, does nothing else*

*then suddenly..... The spanish inquisition bursts in!*

thaxos passes him a shot of the strongest drink they have orders another one and drinks

*spanish inquisition get harlequin's kiss'd*

OOC: *bursts in* Nobody expects the Imperial inquis-*clears throat and walks out before bursting in a few seconds later* Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition! Amongst our weaponry is fear *you know how this ends*

*He nods and smiles, then drinks it in a second, as he puts the glass on the table, inhales deeply for once*

Faelwen finishes her drink
"Were you that kind last we met? Offering a stranger a drink?"

thaxos: yeah he seems friendly besides if he tried anything he would be dead right now

*He looks at him in a weird way, then leaves the bar*

And himfegs guy walks past anvel

He appeared out of no where

Magic innit

"Eh? Who are you?"

"I suppose"
She takes her next drink and enjoys it

he puts a hand on her shoulder and drinks
"glad to be with you again fae"

"It's good to catch up again"

WOOOOOOOOOOOO

TELLTALES GAME OF THRONES EP 2 IS OUT

YAY

thaxos: exactly so you seeing anyone?

there is a new figure in the bar completely unnoticed
watching from the shadows in the corner

"Yes, I see Brackan these days"

"..well..I just got ignored.." Walks into the bar

OOC: Its pikachu

Freya walks over to the figure
Freya: hello who are you?

thaxos: glad to hear im still single

she notices he wears a hood and a horned mask
and a strange...aura about him
"Oh, no one important"

"It'll work out for you someday, I know it will"
She drinks more from another drink

is it clavicus vile?

OOC heh

OOC: I don't get it, yesterday I had near flawless gameplay (good FPS and connection) now my fps is dropping below 5 when I'm in a game *sigh*

Freya: well that's what everyone says

thaxos: I know

"yes, I suppose they do"

"Come on let's keep drinking then, why else would we be here?"

Damn

Sorry to hear that bush

"Wait a minute

Waiiitttt a mmiiinnuuutteee"

Goes over to the mysterious harlequin solitaire in the corner

"Im assuming your either very high or your a solitaire?"

OOC: The most chilling of all the Eldar Harlequin are those individuals known as a Solitaire, called in the Eldar Lexicon the arebennian. The Solitaires, as their name implies, are solitary individuals who roam the Webway, seeking out other Eldar they think might be talented enough to join a Harlequin troupe. During the great Harlequin performance or Masque that dramatises the ancient Fall of the Eldar known simply as The Dance, Solitaires are tasked with playing the role of the Chaos God Slaanesh who brought the Eldar low. Impersonating the deadliest enemy of the Eldar race as a whole is almost unbearable for the sensitive psyche of an Eldar, and thus only a trained Solitaire will be able to perform the role of "She-Who-Thirsts", as the Prince of Chaos is known to the Eldar. Various stories exist of other Harlequins who tried to perform the role, and were driven mad by the experience. The most startling truth of the Solitaires is that, unlike other Harlequins, who are protected by their faith in Cegorach, their souls are doomed to be devoured by Slaanesh, although the Laughing God attempts to intercede on the Solitaire's behalf after their death and force the Prince of Pleasure to compete for his or her soul.

Other Eldar prefer not to think about their great enemy. As a result, Solitaires are shunned amongst their own race. Whenever Solitaires are with a Harlequin troupe, they distance themselves from the others, and one is considered cursed if one exchanges words with a Solitaire. A Solitaire never shows any sign of emotion, either with other Harlequins or on the battlefield. Psykers of every race, even other Eldar, are known to be very depressed in the presence of a Solitaire as the mental landscape of the Solitaire is obviously disturbing to them. Psychic attacks on Solitaires will almost always fall short, and weapons which attack the enemy's mind, such as the Neuro-disruptor, will simply have no effect. In battle, Solitaires almost always fight as individuals. A Solitaire may live unknown among the Eldar (or even members of another intelligent race) for years or decades, and there are many rumours and folk-tales telling of Eldar who have met a Solitaire, and realised only later that this was actually the Great Harlequin, Cegorach himself. Solitaires represent the pinnacle of the Harlequin ideal, and are truly formidable foes in combat. It is known that Solitaires are amongst the few beings in the galaxy who are allowed to enter the Black Library at will.

OOC yes yes I saw your fact in there already

I know but you are the only person other than bush and ollie to read it