New fantasy type thing

"How about we just continue... He can catch up later, he's basically in my employ now anyway *looks over to kittens guy* hello good sir are you here for anything?"

I'm pausing my role now, my favorite tv series is on tv

YouTube "Dirilis Ertugrul" if you want to know what that is

"Yes, I am hear to help aide you on your..Quest..TO capture *Insert name here*"

"Really... Well I don't think you'll be so much help if I'm honest, straight jacket and all"

"Then help me get out of it"

"First I want to know why you're wearing it, if you were to drop your psychic defences it would help"

*Rob reappears looking rather scruffy, his hair is now a mess and his coat is conpletely undone, with the guard now at his back looking pissed off*

"Good game of chess Rob?" *stares at him like he's about to rip his head off*

"Fantastic game"
*straightens up before the king can see*

"I hope you gave my best to Toriana for me... I better go tell her actually, to be polite, come on rob!" *drags him into her room and closes the door"

"What the fuck are you playing at boy?" *slams him into the wall*

"Holy fucking shit, calm the fuck down! He full well knew that would happen!"

*he hears a click behind him*

Alright, I'll skip the king's part, you three are now at the front gate of palace, ready to go, rest is up to you. I'll control Izabella.

OOC: aww, the king would have been so amusing

Plz himfeg, you can't stop this scene... Also if you were to rp the girl right now would help

OOC: I predict this scene ending quite badly

"Mours below boy! He's going to fucking kill you *looks over to Toriana and bows shallowly* lady. *turns back to rob* why'd you have to diddle the damn kings daughter?"

I know it'll be great

*she has a gun*

"We're engaged, she's my fiancée. I'm surprised I didn't look worse, now let me go before the king decides to not give me a million fucking talons"

*lets go* "for fuck sake boy you could have told me that earlier, i thought i was going to have to carry you out the damn kitchens *nods to her* sorry about this. Mein Gruß, Dame." *pats him down, straightens his clothes* "you could have cleaned yourself up before walking into the throne room, if i'm honest"

"Guard had a halberd to my back, he even put a hole in my one of kind custom trenchcoat"

*sigh* "he gave you two minutes... two!"

"the trenchcoat sucks, we're getting you some armour, or bolting it onto the coat if you're that attached"

Is kinda just standing there outside the door...Waiting...For someone to get him out of his god damn straitcoat

Go on... Invest in the city, there are many places that you could go and collect some info... There are four inns, Schriekswamp, Morgunawr, Liebelieb (also a pleasure house) and Gutenbeer.

*walks over to him, pulls a knife from under his breastplate, and before the guards can draw their weapons, cuts the straps* "let see what you are"

*he kisses Toriana before walking out*
"I already have a set of armour in mind...it's a bit flashy though"

As you see him shake off the jacket, you see his arms stretch out from his robe, and you realise that the skin is blood red

OOC: Straying less towards mutant and fullblown daemon

"Fuck. Me. Backwards. Bad move... Erm, run? Run. Run!"

*durzo's other hand reaches behind his armour again to pull out another knife* "I told you to damn run kid!"

What

The

Fuck

Are

You

Doing

In

The

Fucking

Palace

Untying a demon accidentally

"Well actually, since you are the one who freed me from my bounds..I am in your debt, and you shall serve as my master because of it"

Ooc: Shall i start war? Seems like you losers don't know what your doing.

"Well, Erm, that's helpful, I mean I was all ready to die a hero fighting a demon and so forth but hey, I guess let's go... And find you both better gear, get those gold coins ready rob."

Im sorry but this needs to be said: https://warhammerrejects.forumotion.com/t231-our-concerns

IC "but..I like my robes.."

"Robes don't stop swords, and we're going to see a lot of those"

"Pitched battles or random encounters?"

"Both, if you're going to end up a king. We have a long way to go on roads covered in arseholes, and when we get there we'll have to make you a king by way of killing the last one"

WHAT

THE

FUCK

IS

A

DEMON

DOING

IN

THE

PALACE

And how did you free him?

He got me out the strait coat

Whenever you see a figure with horns on their head and red skin you should probably try and get rid of them m8

IC: "You want to be king eh? There is a much faster way down that path..Just..you know...Give me the soul of your first born son or something cliche like that..."

So, coat was magical?

OOC: He WAS an abomination originally, but now he's a demon. Apparently he was a Succunus until I pointed out that the male version is an Incubus.

Okay, to get some things straight

I am demon incubus which is why I did the dance with no pants with thief girl

I am going to be cliche and attempt to be hitlerious with him

He is now raevens servant because raevens dude got him out his strait jacket, meaning he is now freed

"What the fuck are you? You look like the best antagonist from a dreadful prequel of an old play"

"I am
*Dramatic flair*

A daemon"

*dramatic gasp*
"No shit"

"Specifically

A incubus"

"....a sex demon that can't survive without sucking away someone's life force through his cock.....tell me, is it like straw? Do you just stick it in and start sucking?"

"...is it normal in your society to ask people about their sexual organs? because its not in mine..."

"I'm taking the mick, just stay away from my fiancée"