chaos rises

where chaos does not suck under Abbadons leadership
(warning you will be pooled)

just waiting for players

OOC I guess I made good time

OIC hey fae plot of this is dargoth kicked abby out and decided to get shit done intreasted?

OOC "kicked abby out"
what?

OOC abbadon. abby for short

OOC ah! well frankly I can't think on that as my mind's hollow/dead/inactive at the moment. it is numb from looking around Youtube

OOC ok i just did this so i could use dargoth shake thing up by being the bad guy

OOC that'd be nice yet also couldn't possibly hurt those he knows huh?
if he can hurt them that's new

Ooc ah this is a Ulternt universe where alot of things for dargoth are different namely that i stead of being rescue when his planet was attacked the imperium jus decided to exterminatas the place, killing ember and every member of the colony except dargoth who via his daemonic blood was sucked into the warp and lef to fester his rage and sadness. (aka no twins, no nice dargoth, no friends excoet kharn)

OOC good!

OOC yep tho ill blame warp shenanigans if people want to bring in characters that know the nice dargoth an make it fit

OOC ok
I'll just pull some strings for your audience

OOC thanks

OOC basically I scream into Gorath's ear

Ooc fair enough

am I
the ONLY one
who doesn't think abbadon sucks?

OOC he has merits but at his rate of failures its not unlikely for the gods to give him the boot

no
just
no
not one character on tabletop can stand up to him in one on one
and what failures?

OOC not tabletop wise i mean lore wise he is a beast at close quarters and a powerful asset but not the brightest commander

again
what failures?

OOC the last 13 crusades

.....you do realize those weren't failures right?

OOC fair enough (no....ill be in the shame box) but its an AR so they could all have been failures
(i lactually like Abbadon)

alright, good point, well made

OOC so want to start

how would we?

OOC well set your character, location, and faction and ill start the chaos

can
i
be
a
chaos
ORK?

Gorath wrote:

can
i
be
a
chaos
ORK?

OOC that's a freeboota ork then

OOC yes

OOC:....

so
how to start

The soldiers of cadia were restless, it had been to long since an attack, to long since even a sighting was heard. they feared another mass exodus from the warp and prepared for the worst,
yet amongst them hidden pawns and pieces were in place to change the imperium forever (cue Gorath)
Guardsmen: i have a bad feeling about this gents
Stormtrooper: you and your feeling's can get shoved up a grots ars
Guardsmen: im tellin you sarge its to quiet
Guardsmen2: not quiet enough

*suddenly the astropaths feel a new presence in system*

Astropath: general something is wrong
(guardsmen rush to battle stations

at which point an orky space hulk enters the system

Soldiers rush to their defenses ye find them damaged beyond repair
(in the hulk)
Mek: boss da umies is wroight were da spiky boss said dez be

"Heh. cleva humie, not lyin to us. GET DA BOYZ READY TA FIGHT!"

Mek: youz go it boss (the mek tun of to the shoutas and gets the boys ready for stompin)
meanwhileon the edge if the warp
Dargoth: wait for my signal
Chaos marine: we wait and obey

"All boyz to da roks! get redy ta smash em!"

The defenders are in disarray as rok after rok falls onto strategic locations
Creed: get into line men cadia has never fallen on my watch and i don intend to let that change
-

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH

The guard fight valiantly. but suddenly hundreds of rifts oppen across the fortress world spewing out warriors an daemons in every direction. that is also when the traitors strike in the blink of an eye a fourth of the guards turn on their fellows and all hell breaks loose

warp rifts can't happen on cadia
dem pylons stop it

OOC what else do you think the traitors sabotaged

OOC....how does one sabotage that

OOC alot of explosives

ah

OOC: hmm, it says on the lexicanum that they can be overloaded by massive amounts of warp energy