in the halls of Alaric

Ooc. Parting Fun Fact!
If bill gates drops a thousand dollars, its literally not worth for him to waste 4 seconds picking it up.

OOC: cool

OOC meanwhile I feel like Company of Heroes 2 spree

today I found out another way to sink a tank on ice is with a flamethrower
goes to show the developers thought of that too

OOC: But then you can't steal it

OOC most vehicles blow up then be abandoned
and there have been cases where a vehicle abandoned then subsequently destroyed by the next shell

Ooc. Well...assuming that gorath is here...
Ic.
Neris: which way to the armory?

"third door on your left"

OOC: Hello chaps

hey bush

Neris: ....this isnt a big ship, is it?

Ooc. I take offense at being called "chap"..... You may only refer to me as "Lord High Disemboweller"...

"It's an imperial frigate, so in comparison to what we used to fly it's tiny"

"Its a cobra"

Ooc. The cobra is a destroyer
Ic.
Neris: ...at least it wont take a jog to get from the bed to the mess hall...

Gorath wrote:

"Its a cobra"

OOC no its a horse

OOC yall got it wrong busheh
IC "right."

/One trip later, he retrieves the polearm from the armory/
Neris: ....now..... Anyone knows where my clothes are?

Ooc. " The Imperial Cobra-class Destroyer is a quick and versatile torpedo boat that makes up a significant portion of the Imperial Navy's Battlefleet Obscurus. [...]"

OOC so it's a cow?

Ooc. ......silence...

"Behind you, on the table"

/Turns around.... Picks it up....inspects it..../
Neris: ......where are the tears from it..... And why does it smell of detergent....

"It was cleaned and repaired as it was blood soaked"

Neris: ...you killed its personality

"It was starting to smell"

Neris: its been smelling for years. You know how hard it was for people to track down something with the stink of a hundred worlds on it?

"Really bloody easy, they just have to follow the trail of dead people who got a whiff of it"

Neris: ...did the servitor just scold me for stinky clothing?

*Audibly irritated* "I'm. An. AI."

Neris: you still have no concept of smell...

"There are living brings on board, they told that it smelt horrible so I had it cleaned"

Neris: /smirks/ weaklings...

"Still it is clean now, the showers are located near the crews sleeping quarters should you wish to wash yourself"

the skitarii is close to laughing

/Shrugs and heads to the showers. Should anyone be watching, they can see that his tattoos cover him from head to toe, with most of them concentrated on his back./

*awesome*

/Yeah, well... No one wonders....why? Kinda against the spirit of avoiding attention. /
/Finishing up/
Neris: ...so... What now?

"Well, now we're just gonna fly around until something grabs our attention. We'll probably raid a freighter or two"

Neris. ....dèja vu...

"Hmm?"

Neris. .. .nevermind...

"Okay then"

Neris: the mess hall?

"If you want"

Neris: i mean where is it?

"Take a right and go up the stairs, it'll be at the end of corridor l"

/Heads there./

Ooc. Also, wheres wookie? And wheres the rest half a dozen characters? O.o

OOC: two are playing with the kittens, one is on the bridge and the other two are wherever Gor say they are

*Upon entering he sees a few black robes techpriests and a squad of guardsmen eating*

Ooc. ...wait....thats you... Goddammit people! Stop changing your avatars twice a day!
Ic.
/Locates the source of food, acquires the food, then locates an empty seat and commences consumption of the food/

OOC: Ehehehe

*The food is delicious*

Neris: ..../mumbling/...these guys have way too much money to waste...

"We are pirates for the most part"
(She heard that)