unfound secrets

???: yes ma'am
She links her in
Ooc because its been a while hell i forgot my characters name

OOC aaaaaaalrightythen
IC *well the next bit is just a convorsation between her and quintis so may as well skip it"

The Sergeant comes out of the mess, satisified.
"They have good meat on this planet."

Matilda:* joking* i like your meat * laughs* but yeah they do but i bring my own

???: so what did you say ma'am

"Ok, other than fraternise, what do we do for fun around here?"

"we came to an agreement"

"And when can I see this Ellen?"

Matilda: i do not know but ill take you to the commissars office she might be back
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???: and what was that if i may ask?

"...Anything is good."

She leads him to her office and knocks she then leens on the wall and waits

"Hey, I'm looking for someone incharge."

Matilda: she will answer when shes ready

"...or I could kick down the door"

OOC. wow... xenonauts is fucking with me too...
i know theres an enemy beyond the corner, so i set up a sniper, a rifleman, and the machine gunner to watch for him if he decides to come around and shoot my guy there.
he did come around, my 3 men did shoot, but the sniper shot, the machine gun burst, and the rifleman burst all missed...
then the alien is like "....you finished?", raises his gun to my soldiers head and pumps him full of plasma with 100 accuracy...

Matilda: you that and you wont have this tonight
She makes a gesture to her rear

Nazamroth wrote:

OOC. wow... xenonauts is fucking with me too...
i know theres an enemy beyond the corner, so i set up a sniper, a rifleman, and the machine gunner to watch for him if he decides to come around and shoot my guy there.
he did come around, my 3 men did shoot, but the sniper shot, the machine gun burst, and the rifleman burst all missed...
then the alien is like "....you finished?", raises his gun to my soldiers head and pumps him full of plasma with 100 accuracy...

that sounds more like XCOM enemy unknown rather then xenonauts

"Protective of the Commissars space, I can respect that, never actually met a commissar, they are pointless to have with Catachan regiments, so they never bother."

Matilda: same with kreigers but we have them just for orders

OOC note Gor made it that Ellen is a lord at that, a Commissar Lord

Faelwen wrote:

Nazamroth wrote:

OOC. wow... xenonauts is fucking with me too...
i know theres an enemy beyond the corner, so i set up a sniper, a rifleman, and the machine gunner to watch for him if he decides to come around and shoot my guy there.
he did come around, my 3 men did shoot, but the sniper shot, the machine gun burst, and the rifleman burst all missed...
then the alien is like "....you finished?", raises his gun to my soldiers head and pumps him full of plasma with 100 accuracy...

that sounds more like XCOM enemy unknown rather then xenonauts

Also, my sniper took a well aimed shot at an enemy grunt. missed. the grunts snapshot return fire flew in a window, missed 3 desks, flew through the opposite window, and instakilled my sniper...

Edit: laser shotgun shot right in his ass missed!
detonated a fucking gas tank on him and the one tile he is on was unaffected!

"Our combat styles are different however, trench warfare vs guerilla tactics, I know I prefer to be in the trees."

Matilda: but to the point shes not a ordinary commissar shes a commissar lord so she could gun you down without getting introuble you on zee other hand will get executed for touching her the wrong way though she is a very calm and cool woman

"That's fine, so long as she knows how to satisify my need for a fight, xenos or heretic I do not care."
He lugs the Heavy Bolter over his shoulder once again.
"I'll annihilate 'em."
He stomps out his cigar.

OOC. ..an alien just meleed me through a fething wall...
when will the bullshittery stop....

edit: WHAT THE FUCK!?
the game said, i cant hit alien at point A with my guy at point B because theres an obstacle between us that blocks our shots with a 100% chance! and then the alien proceeds and successfully shoots me from there!

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

finally everything works out properly! every fucking man is in place, every fucking alien is dead, except the one i want to capture! the trap is ready, only waiting for the next turn to have enough Time Units to do it! the fucking alien even runs close, and misses its attack!
then a fucking NPC shoots at it with a fucking shotgun but cant hit it! instead, it hits the fucking gas tanks, which detonate, killing the alien! but not only that! it also killed half the elite squad that is protecting the fucking world!

time to ragequit for today.....

OOC you, my good sir, have alarmingly bad luck with games

Ooc. Not just games... Pretty much anything that could even remotely be classified as entertainment, fun, interesting, or even useful but non-essential...
Thats probably why people say i have depression...

On an unrelated note, ill be away tonight due to work

"This waiting is killing me."

Matilda: vell im going to go ill talk to you later i guess
She walks off

She goes to the colonals office and knocks on the door

"come in"

she walks in and sits downstill wearing her gas mask
matilda:vy hello colonal i am matilda

"well aren't you sexy"

matilda: huh so zee rumors are true it caught my curiosity so maybe we can have a little arrangement

"is that so?"

matilda: yes and I believe we both know what that is

OOC. .....youre gonna play battleships, arent you?

"maaaaaaaaaybe"

matilda: so do you want to have this little fun partnership

"....well duh"

matilda: zen it shall be arranged

"gooooooood"

matilda: so when do we have our fun by that I mean when are you free

"Later. say about 5 oclock"

matilda: sounds like thats my happy hour

she smiles

Ooc. You know, i had the urge to do some corrupting in this plotline sometime... But its going along fine without my assistance...

yerp
ic
she smiles and leaves her office
meanwhile
someone knocks on ellens door

OOC ah
IC Eddy: *sighs* come on in

a girl walks into her room wearing armor similar to dexters armor but black
???: hello I assume you are the person im suppose to report to