It begins

"Fix?"

"The humans left our world in a right old state, pollution, deforestation, melting ice caps... they're greed for power took control and they let themselves nearly kill the planet they stand on, so we took over and fixed it"

he shrugs

Damien: we mostly bother to gather enough water to survive... and to defend against moron bandit hordes...

"We fight."

Damien. .......wait... just where the hell are you guys from?!

"Crydon"

Damien: well, thanks... you helped out a lot... never heard of it. nor did i ever hear about any place where bugs replaced humans... or places with giant jungles trees....

"Uhuh"

Damien: ...what?

"where are you from then shorty?"

"I am from earth, at least... my earth"

"Mine's called earth. Crydon's my city"

Damien: thats my point... there are no bugboys on earth...

"Not your earth, clearly"

Damien: here comes the crazy bugtalk...

"You know what we called humans where I come from? Pests"

Damien: same goes for bugs where i come from

"You know what we call little bitches who won't stop whining about someone else being different to them where i come from? mincemeat"

"I bet that gets you a long way" he says sarcastically.

Damien: strange... we simply call them racists... your place is definitely not normal...

"We call em mincemeat cause that's how they end up. *he revs and spins the wrist propeller thing as he says this*"

"Yeah, we got that much you sick freak; I bet you enjoy it"

"*chuckles* enjoyment aint a part of it"

Damien: that thing wouldnt last a day in the desert... useless

"what, it's not like it's powered by gears and string. this is high tech shit."

"Likely to rust to hell from sand corrosion"

"Non rusting metal"

Damien: genius... the sands have the power to erode a mountain... you think that precise machinery will stop it?

"well guess what shorty. we're not in your damn desert now"

"No, looks like your in my kind of territory, albeit somewhat primitive"

Damien: This is what you call "fixing"?!

"Biological mass is needed to sustain life, the more the better; back where I'm from, the whole planet looks like this"

"Where I'm from this is where the barbarians dwell."

"Barbarians? They might be the smartest out of all of you"

"Smart enough to charge into battle wearing nothing but war paint."

He can swear there is a hint of admiration in the bugs weird voice.

"Truly amazing, that takes bravery beyond comprehension"

"Bravery and stupidity. but it makes the blood flow quicker."

Damien: stupidity, mostly...

"Adrenaline is something humanity should be proud of, it's a true miracle of evolution"

*he shrugs*

Damien: genius, pretty much every animal produces adrenaline...

"You seem pretty smart for a man that spends time baking in a desert"

Damien: says the bug from the jungle...

"You got a problem with the way I look sapien?"

Damien: you were the one who threw the sand dweller insult

OOC aaaaaaaand g2g
BAI

"Yeah, you got a problem with that?"

Damien : you got a problem with me calling you a bug?

"No, it's what I am, even if I don't like it"

*has been sharpening his sword for the duration of your conversation*

So we're all from earth, only different earths?