Escape From Karasov.

OOC: oh hardy fucking har fate

OOC You just needed above what I rolled.

IC
You sidestep the punch and do a kick to the xenos' leg, making it fall down with a loud thump.

OOC:.............

*I attempt to punch it in the back of the head*

The member 'Sir_BushWookie' has done the following action : Challange Fate

'd20' : 11

OOC: oh look, I'm at the part where my guy should be beyond useless, how am I doing well?

You knock it unconscious.

"It's dishonourable to kill an unconcious foe, next challenger"

They let you pass.

OOC: had Lilentos had to fight yet?

Ooc:nope.

*points to Eren* "He goes free on my behalf, I will fight again"

OOC: I wonder how much that'll any our little group

Eh?

OOC: well the characters will be pissed, and Ortus won't be pleased because it seems like I'm trying to kill myself

Ooc: seems more like your trying to spare Eren from being butchered.

OOC: I am

Ooc: then Grimm ain't annoyed.

OOC: but will he notice that, or will he just see my attempting to die

OOC: me*

buuuushy
ya postin in dead man's grave any time soon? XD

OOC: I always reply, look again

"No. Whe see he hahs killed us thoo. If you want him free, you fight two at wunce."

"He is but a child, forced to fight by our leaders"

"But if those are your terms, I accept"

OOC: Ortus?

OPC: notice me ortuspai!

*Jax limps back to the xenos* "you would butcher a boy? he's barely seen his 16th winter."

*he slams the huge axe into the ground* "you'll have to kill me before i let you lay a finger on him"

"Oi, I'm handling it!"

"If you go down, i've got your back" *Jax hefts the huge axe onto his shoulder*

"Hyu may walk off... you shall fight two..."

*Whispers*

"Now would be a fun time to point out that I killed their leader, surely my life is worth more than his to them"

"I'm fighting two, but even if I fall, the boy and him go free"

"No. You must win."

*sighs*
"As you wish"

Two nine foot xenos walk up to you. Each have large puch 'daggers'

"Wow, you lot really want him dead don't you?"
*I manoeuvre back as fast as possible and prepare to fight/die"

OOC: ;-; a fucking revolver won't do anything!

OOC: Take the knife back then fegit


IC: PROTEUS TAKE THE CHAINSWORD *Throws* Slides knife next to bush

OOC: you're still in the bloody snowmobile!!

*I pick it up*
"Oh yes, a knife against fucking 9 foot tall Xenos, I may as well be attempting to bludgeon them to death with my cock!"

OOC: You can try to bludgeon them with your phallic

They might take enjoyment out of it

OOC: *takes off trousers and the entire Xenos army is squished as he swings it around........I watch too much gonzossm

...I worry for your mental health you know

OOC: You should see my friend


/\ watch till the end

One rushes you.

The member 'Ortus' has done the following action : Challange Fate

'd20' : 9

OOC: I sidestep and attempt to thrust the knife into its lower chest*

The member 'Sir_BushWookie' has done the following action : Challange Fate

'd20' : 11

You stab it but it only enrages it as it goes to stab you.

The member 'Ortus' has done the following action : Challange Fate

'd20' : 8

What did I just watch

OOC: hahaha, my buttocks, my buttocks!

*I yank the knife out and duck, before stabbing the knife into its calf*

OOC: crouch roll and stab roll respectively