lifes not fair

Dar: angron been a while

he nods at dar with a growl

dar: I had him but thanks for the hand....you still breathing over there logan, ragnar?

Logan: just fine
Ragnar's just laughing

Dar: don't forget to breath ragnar

Ragnar: anyway, we better get back to cadia

fira: but dad pyra and nihas boyfriend will be there

korza: I thought someone of khorne would love this stuff

Dar: right heres a portal back there (dar opens one)
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Khorn stops for a second
"I WILL FINISH THIS DISCUSION LATER"
tzneech: we wernt having a discussion but alright
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Pyra: not saying I don't just that its strong stuff

*and they're gone. all there is to deal with now is the ork....*

*meanwhile where the girls are*
*a figure suddenly is standing in the doorway. he looks mostly human other than his very pale skin and daemonic horns. he has thick sideburns and wears a black suit, coat and top hat, along with a red tie. in one hand he holds a severed head of an astartes, clutched in his hand by the spine still attached to it, dripping with fresh blood. in the other hand what appears to be a lung, a bite missing from it, it too dripping blood. he's chewing on something.*

Niha:.....h hi jack.....
Stella: you shouldn't let your food drip all over like that

he chuckles as he takes another bite out of it
he has a cockney accent
"Since when did this fakin family care about makin a mess?"

fira: oh hey there who are you

korza: its strong just like you

Stella: you should still use a plate
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Pyra: that was corny

he walks in taking another bite
"I like to walk and eat"

fira runs up and hugs jack
fira: hey brother I missed you

korza: I know just haven't talked to a girl for a while so sorry about that so you enjoying this

he hugs back, a bit of blood from the lung getting on her back
"Well aint you a site fer sore eyes"

IC: Stella: and they call nurgalings slobs, anyway it is good to see you again
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pyra: about as much as I can....oh and dads going to break down the door in about ten seconds thirteen if were lucky

he sits down in a chair in the corner, his feet up
"How come yer all here together fer once then?"

Niha: f fira g got us back t togeather f for fun

OOC passin out

"well aint that special"

fira: um brother can you wipe the blood off please

korza: im not afraid

he does so quickly before taking another big bite

fira: well how have you been fnd anyone special in your life

"Since when was I the kind of guy to settle down with someone?" *he chuckles as he takes one more bite, finishing the lung

"yeah though I still am single"

he nods as he keeps chewing and starts pulling the skin off of the head

she takes the top hat and grabs a cane and she puts on the hat
"so how do I look?"

he laughs

"what don't you like my new look?"

"Corse I do"

OOC. so... im up against the empires top armor commander... the mission briefing says that this is an extremely difficuilt mission because of that...
and i just think "....what? this dude just charged out and i can bang him in the heat radiator thats an instakill to any tank... whats so difficuilt about this..."
So i charge forward too, intending to finish this quickly... i drive around him and take aim at his.... where the hell is his radiator.... this motherfucker covered it up with armor plating?!

.......wait.... you can do that?!.........if it can be covered up with armor plating, and still function.... why the hell dont we do this on every one of our tanks instead of leaving it exposed and giving even bullets a chance to destroy tanks....



Edit: .....im on the verge of tears by now.... the enemy built a fucking land-battleship.... its literally the size of a large castle... there are just so many dumb things about it that it hurts....
and im not talking about powering it... thats solved with the settings fuel source...
1.: ....how does it not sink into the ground... its a castle sized block of steel... and more..
2.: why does it have propellers on the back... do they make it go faster?!
3.: why do we not direct all our artillery fire on it?! its just metal! it cant hold out forever ffs!
4.: why dont its AT turrets have an angle limitation?! it just fired at the ass of my tank, instakilling it, through some support struts or whatever... some stupid gunner could wreck the whole thing like that...
5.: why the hell did we have to draw it into a minefield, risking our lives and losing the entire royal guard, when it already charged through a minefield while we acted as bait to draw it into another minefield and didnt even bat an eye....
6.: why didnt we shoot at the fething barn sized radiators on its back yet?! i know that our aim sucks big time, but if a hundred tanks and rocketeers starts shooting at the broadside of 2 barns, surely some will hit sooner or later...
7.: and for that matter, if they could cover up Jaegers tank's radiators in a tight space, why not put spaced armor around these radiators...
8.: how the hell did it cross a river.... we just crossed the largest bridge over it, and it surely wouldnt fit through by far... not as if it could hold the weight...
9: ...in fact, how did it even get to the capital before us?! it was built somewhere in imperial territory. We sprinted back to the capital via the quickest route as soon as we heard of its approach(it was barely past the border then). and on the bait mission, it became obvious that we are multiple times faster than it is....
10.: ...we are fighting in a frikkin muddy meadow... even my medium tank is struggling for grip... how the hell is it not sinking yet?!

I ignore a great many stupidities of this game because its usually enjoyable, but this is just ridiculous again... i dont even have enough command points to get everyone out of the cannons' firing arcs. even if i had, i cant because im sorrounded on all sides, so i have to tae out the AT troopers or they instakill my tanks with their perfect aim.... and theres constantly more nemeies spawning all around me... hell, i cant even just rush this one like some other tough missions before... theres a reason why no one ever built a big ass land-dreadnought like this ffs!

"i hope you didn't get full grandpa nurgle is making dinner

"Since when was i ever full after one meal?"

"so any interesting stories jack?"

"Stories?" *he finishes pulling the skin off of the head

"well you know you came here with a lung and a astartes head"

"And you think that's ususual?" *eats said skin*

"um well I don't see that every day"

"We don't see eachother every day"

Ooc. During my extensive reasearch of mangas and animes, i have concluded something: japanese love german.(the language)
Now, someone help my vome up with a theory as to why this is so...

Also, they have a rather.... even-over-western-chatolics' level of obsession with heaven, hell, god, satan, and christianity in general...
I count this to be one of their usual overwesternization tendencies.

Now then, what does this anthropological research society have to add to my observations and conclusions?

i think it's cause they were allies

Ooc. We were their allies in both wars, even had a dualism with a german speaking country, but no one here names their imaginary stuff(people, groups, ranks, titles, etc in works of writing) after german things so exceptionally often.
It must be something else...


Edit. And yet another german named organization in a random manga... Its a conspiracy, im tellin' ya'll!

OOC back
IC: khorn breaks down the door of the bar give a glare over to korza then sits at a booth on the opposite side of the bar, just glaring
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Stella: again please use a plate

Niha: s so what's n new?

he then sees korza throw money at the barkeep and hands him a not and eventually a bigbottle arrives to khorne with the note on it
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fira: im going to see aunt slaanesh so ill see you all soon
she teleports in front of slaanesh and hugs her

Ooc. ......excuse me? If you would have read heretical love, you would know that slaanesh is a creepy guy.... Tzeentch is the woman...
Filthy savages....

OOC slannesh is an it
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Khorn reads it
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Slannesh: oooh my if it isn't little fira how have you been little one (hugs but lets a hand wonder)

Jack: not much, been trying out me new murder style. and you got a plate fer me to use?

Stella hands him one
Niha: w what do y you c call it?

note: calm down enjoy yourself im a gentleman and nothing will happen like that without your blessing
from:korza
korza: hopes he enjoys the drink
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fira: good dinners at grandpa nurgles and dad is well dad and jacks back