Into the Maelstrom

OOC: Or brought Praetorians back

And chenkov
And marbo
And penal legion
And the atilla the hun dude.
And Bastonne.
And every single named character that GW got rid of just so scions could exist.

OOC: They could have made Kasrkin multi-part models

I keep reading your name as Captain Syphilis....

You would be correct.

0.o

CAPTAIN PAIN FILLED RECTUM

SIR

WHAT ARE YOUR ORDERS

And why did they get rid of chenkov

He had a model

And rules

OOC:
GWHQ: 'play testing' revealed that Chenkov's ruleset was overpowered, so we removed him from the game.

wat bout al'rahem?
fuck his model is still up on their site if i remember correctly

All models are

OOC: Imperial guard special characters will be sold in single-use £50 rule cards

an optimistic guy at my local GW told me what he thinks is gonna happen (not definite but makes sense)
they're pumping out codexes right now right?
well the only one left to do now is necrons
buuut they'll still wanna make money off of new releases
so what does that leave?
think bout it
they didn't wanna keep any characters without models cause no models, and didn't have time to make models cause they wanted to pump out codexes
so now they've actually got the time for it......

Oh lord vect model

hopefully

Ooc: spare time? They are doing loads with fantasy, did you not hear about the end times?

THE END TIMES COMMETH!

Do you know how we know this?

DO you?!

again never said this is definite

steam not working

The black dragons begin their task of war, coating their bone swords in liquid adamantine.

the ship's serfs aid them where needed
the message blares out across the ship
they are closing with the maelstrom

Praise the lord

*The Scions form up in the armoury and begin donning their armour*

T minus five minutes to reaching it

The black dragons attach their jump packs, doing final preparations.

*Scions are arming themselves and doing last minute prayers to the big E*

2 minutes

The grey knights are praying to the holy and venerable emperor

OOC someone roll a D100

The member 'Brother Silith' has done the following action : Challange Fate

'd100' : 55

HEIL

The member 'Comrade Kitten' has done the following action : Challange Fate

'd100' : 35

taking the first one
medium roll
meaning....
nothing happens
alright guys its in your hands, whats yer first course of action

We landed?

Landed where

whatdya mean landed? the maelstrom's a biggass warp storm dude

There are planets in it.

yeah but all i said was you've entered the maelstrom

Start flying around looking for inhabited planets.

alright then
roll fer luck
D100

The member 'Brother Silith' has done the following action : Challange Fate

'd100' : 56

you are the king of average today

the first system you find has five planets
1 inhabitable. other ships and life signs have been detected

Find and eliminate.

as the ship closes on the planet scans indicate the ships are of orkish make

Eh, pass by.

however the ships are headed in your direction

Our ship is much faster.
Outrun em.

alright
you just moving on from this system?

Yup.

alright then
the orks pursue you to the edge

Hehehehehehehhe