Astral Slaughter

When did the immortal queen elevate our (least) favourite psycho to a "sir"?

69 hours, 420 minutse and 666 seconds ago

Also I will have you know it is not 'sir kitten', but it is indeed lord faggot

Do you like whales? Let's go humpback at my place.

10/10 using in later life

*screams in shrekstacy*

Because sarcasm.

Question: Who is the immortal Queen?

Me

You fool

God save our gracious queen

OOC. you know, the queen who has been the "ruler" of england since time immemorial?

also, the line i intend to use sometime before i die:
"Worry not, *insert name*. It was my fault. You were ill prepared to deal with a 3 dimensional woman"

.....though i suspect its may actually be me, who it should be told to...

Why did you femalized your leadership?

What did i do to my what leadership? O.o

you fool, england is ruled by a royal family

Femalysing

God save the queen!

Femalysed

do i have to have you flogged for treason, boy?

yes


faggots contiune

*jax continues to fire at high profile targets, heavy weapons and the like*

He nearly steps on the body of a dead dark eldar, which has several well aimed knife shots going directly through its back, cutting off major organs and stopping the dark eldar from screaming, and so far, no one had even missed him, or saw him, as despite the mile around the base of burnt tree, the life had already started to grow back, and grass had overgrown the kabalites armour

"What the fu... Lets see what's under here" *he pulls off its helmet*

Kitten, can you please explain WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE I DON'T WANT TO LOOK BACK TO LEARN I FEEL LAZY

In soviet russia, female space marine friendships you to death!

OOC:
Dad: Good news, son. i asked an acquitance, and theres hiring in the *X "nearby" location* McDonalds.
Me: ............yay.... words fail to express my joy...

That sucks. But hey, they give you money!

Keep the job you have.
Don't swap

Yeah, i mainly didnt understand why he brought this up all of a sudden because i just gave him about half his usual pay from my own income just because im such a good son...

also, your doctor recommended daily dose of japan has arrived:

http://guff.com/answers-to-this-simple-question-will-make-you-laugh-or-cry/20?ts_pid=2


Good for fucking you himfea

Go read it or get out

Get burned by the Russian kitteh

You mean friendshipped to death?
No, seriously, the text on her chainsword literally means friendship....
Though friendship is magic, and magic is heresy, so friendship is heresy...

Raeven

you fockin wat m9 1v1 me rust headshots only

no no no, you no understand comrade, he is "Comrade" Kitten, his is member of our glorious russian motherland da?

Oo, i see what you mean now ivan

let us go get drunk on shroom vodka, yes?

Da mein comrade, let us toast stalins name long into the night

Vhy did you say 'mein'? everyone knows that is the language of ze facsists

Also are you going to react IC ot the dark eldar corpse you nearly fell over

i did, i knelt down and took his helmet off

Oh
OH

OHHHH

IC: its pretty damn dead, the pale grey skin having gone even grayer from death,also you can only see this by the insane lazor battle you are having around you

OOC: jax is wearing full carapace including helmet, with a light on it, and is a good ways back

HNHNGNGNGNNGNGNGGNGNGNGNGNGGNGNGNGGNGNGNGNGNGNGNG

Fine

hey the dude's been through some shit, the least you can give him is let him snipe fuckers from miles away

OOC: shit being getting blown up by the Grey Knights

he deux ex machina'd into an escape pod because he's a cool character also akira's dad if it wasn't obvious.. and he kinda needs to be alive for that

Wait, he got blown up by grey knights and survived?

You do realize the ordo malleus would now be trailing him

Wait, he got blown up by grey knights and survived?

You do realize the ordo malleus would now be trailing him

yep, part of his storyline. at some point i'm either going to have him stop running, turn and take it like a man, or do some jazzy crap with reaven

Jax is the reason i was really thinking of writing fanfic again, i have his entire storyline figured out

Write a fanfic and I will disown you

Unless it has copious amounts of censored material in it, then its A-Okay

well, jax does fuck a sister of battle... = akira

Which ones akira again? That the one from hive faggottry or

4 l8er

hive faggotry

Ah reich