Dark heresy

"... Where am I? What the fuck is going on?"

Ooc: if she doesn't kill you I will.

"I carried you to an empty workers quarters since I don't know where you live"

Jk

OOC: dude, I has plan, trust the Wookie

I would sooner trust a snail with a doomsday cannon

"You... You saved me? Why?"

"I said I would"

Bush is screwed if he fights her, she kicked all 3 of your arses at once

I'm close to ragequit

*she collapses back* "so what now..."

You did run headlong into the enemy stronghold

"I don't know, my comrades will likely kill me, and I still haven't got you back to your home"

"I don't have one if I'm honest. But if this Is empty..."

Hardly, we got instantly spotted
Not sure why I'm bothered

"We don't know how long it'll be empty for"

OOC: tbh, I'm enjoying this

You walked in the front gate

"Of course... Wait... You're going to let me go! Your friends and arbite!"

Sneaked and spotted instantly

OOC: We don't have to do the main objective immediately.
Look around for side quests and gain XP that way.

"What about them?"

Ooc: that was supposed to say "your friend is an arbite"

Through the front door, front door is never a good option for sneaking

I'm not bothered now.
Might as well just hand in my arbite ID, considering no one actually cares, and my gear... And then I'll just sit on a bench.
Until death

Better than constant bad rolls.

OOC: oh

"So, he's fairly naive as arbite go. Really naive."

*looks around*

OOC: Nerus, it's all part of the game. Be happy this isn't call of Cthulu

Call of Cthulhu is brutal

"Then what do I do? Run?"

At least in call of cthulu it's a horror, this is just grinding a useless piece of tissue until it's slightly playable

Cthulhu, I can never spell it right

Doesnt really do it for me

The idea of dark heresy is it is a horror, you're a few, badly equipped cannon fodder soldiers, sent up against crazy shit

Gonna call it quits here, the arbite just wanders off into the hive never to be seen again

Nuuuu, Nerus

Damn it. 2 players really isn't enough

OOC: we could turn it into 'hive world adventure time!'

Have fun

YEh..Im probably just gonna stop this aswell...The rolling is really annoying..

OOC: ah...

Well shit

Oh well, 'twas fun for a while, you kinda have to joke about dark heresy or it gets on your nerves really fast

Our usual RP's where were all 8 foot tall power armoured badasses who can punch through tanks are a little different to this... Except bush, who always plays an op as balls sniper

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AH its the adeptus toasterfuckes!

What's wrong with a sniper?!

OOC: my question still stands!!

Since you lot may look differently upon me for being nice to the cultist, I'll tell you what I had planned.
I was going to be nice and gain her trust, at which point I would begin asking questions about the cult. I'd basically use her trust to gather information before relaying it back to you guys (after having dealt with the cultist)
From there I assume we would have gone to gaine a few levels and assault the cult.

It was at this point that I had no eyes left.

No one would ever act like that in canon to a servant of chaos, even in the book ice warriors (its about valhallans) a group of valhallans with a big dude find a kid who was forced to become a cultist and the valhallans just ask him for information and then terminate him quickly

Well, technically my character doesnt know know about chaos.
They know about religious cults but not the four gods of chaos.
With that in mind it is perfectly acceptable to act the way he did as he doesn't know about their true colours.
Plus Nerus' guy wanted us to infiltrate the HQ, what do you think I'm doing?

Lilentos, the imperium is so large that ANYTHING is possible, GW or BL have made actual references to Love can Bloom(A fanfiction about a Vindicare and a Farseer falling in love)(Really quite a good read)

It's turrible.