A Rebirth

/They just keep killing them and advancing. Shoot first, ask questions later. Also, they wont look kindly to the yutegabs trying to steal their objective.../

Torrel: what the fuck is going on here?

Helat: boarding action

"i meant the mutants"

Helat: unknown

Torrel keeps killing his way through them, headed for the mine

/Hemowep goes to provide him with fire support as helat keeos going for the command center/

they reach the entrance to the mine
its bee heavily fortified

/This calls for.... Captain Dakka! With AM howitzers and railgunish AP guns/
/meanwhile helat makes it to the CC, and starts overriding security/

*HeLaT discovers...some interesting things, namely that the Yutegans are focused solely on stealing Vibranium.*

/He starts sealing and venting sections.... /

the defenders range from normal looki people, to people with sharp teeth and claws, to some who have 3 or even 4 arms and animalistic legs

/These two arent gonna be bothered by that. Complete the objectives, then sift through the corpses/

torrel presses on, confused bby all this

/Im not sure how much more they can press on before they come out the other side of the asteroid.../

OOC: That is brilliant.

OOC: well, i see i havent missed much by going to sleep....

OOC. ......hehhhehhe..... the dog has been chasing a fly or whatever all over my bed for like 15 mins now, and suddenly she just stopped, looked at it, and went "fuck this shit" and moved over to the other side of the room XD

Ooc: service announcement: announce your presence. That is all.

Hi

Ooc. Ah, excellent. We can continue then

OR CAN WE

Ooc. News flash from the beautiful nation of hungary!
Claiming public demand in their national consultation program, the government started construction of a 4 meter high wall along the serbian border to prevent refugees from passing through the country. All this, while countrywide citizenry efforts started a countercampaign against their "gtfo" ad campaign. 
.....theres literally a countrywide civilian countercampaign against their actions and they still claim that they do it with the support of the people....


And....well, unless you really intend to push out the other side of the asteroid, probably...

So
Theyre taking the 'nights watch' approach to immigration

No. Most of them arent even immigrants, just passing through on their way to western europe...
Im just waiting when the Victator will have his private commandos set up machine gun posts along it...

Luvly

So...

Gonna be busy very soon

I curse you with unopenable pickle jars and and bills too wrinkled for the vending machine to accept!

Good
our vending machines use coins
and i dont like pickles

You dont have any bill-accepting vending machines?!
And pickled fruits are called pickled fruits too, arent they?

I dont like fruit
and yeah all ours are coins

Wow.... You are weird.... Your country is weird...

Says the guy with the wall and victator

You dare insult our glorious leader and his wall?!
We will nuke you!

I beleive that like i beleive north korea exists

You dontbelieve it?! We have a nuclear bomb! Its encased in hundreds of tons of steel and concrete but we have one!

....speaking of which, they made a deal with the russians about the new block of our nuclear power plant... Then classified it as top secret for.... 70 years, i think it was... So badically they could have sold the country and we wouldnt know... I wouldnt be suprised... 
Here comes the funny bit... Someone stole a laptop from a government car... It had the entire contract on it... I wonder if itll pop up in the media anytime soon or we'll never hear of the guy again...

Silly naz
you dont have a government

Youre foreign

No, youre foreign.

Says the foreigner

What mindgames you be playing at?! Its clear that youre the foreign one! You eat eel-pie and dont have bill-compatible vending machines!

A slave chooses
a man obeys

Wut?

Aaaand im done

Meaning...

Im not busy anymore

So.... Can we do stuff? I mean other than the overpenetrating the asteroid.

...

Sure

You know, your ppm was higher when you were busy...
Anyway, continue then