Imperial Guard Plot

"the arbites are taking care of anyone within our own ranks. it's not gotten that bad yet."

"If it is alright, I would like to offer my services as well."

OOC: Mine

OOC. ...fun fact!
the worlds best car is the russian wonder, the Lada
this miracle of socialist engineering was the product of countless work hours over the design table, and immeasurable effort on the part of the workers in the factories! this automobile is so exquisite, that the production had to be limited to preserve its value! Accordingly, every factory in the Pact countries was only allowed to produce a single million of this pinnacle of human technology, and only a few billion pieces were constructed! ...of the brown one ...on tuesday.... in the afternoon shift...
But dread not! Despite the limited supply, YOU could get your dirty little capitalist hands on one too! Thats right! These indestructible pieces of Soviet might are timeless! They will be running even when you are nothing but dust!... or until the german duct tape keeps it together....
This car features cutting edge soviet materials! It is not made of metal, like those ugly western monsters you use, oh no! It is made of cardboard! Thats right! but just so you can still enjoy the joy of maintaining your automobile, our soviet friends designed it so that it still rusts! Arent they ever thoughtful...?
But we all know what you imperialist pigs are all looking for... horsepowers! Fear not! This powehouse is capable of nearly 300 kilometers per hour! *cough* ...in freefall... *cough* that is almost 200 of your dumb imperial measurement units!
Afraid that your engine might keep losing synch due to supposedly primitive soviet technology... Well, do not lose sleep over it! You start this little baby up in the morning, and it wont start running regularly even by dusk!
Order one now, and help the communist cause!
http://cloudlakes.com/data_images/models/lada-riva/lada-riva-11.jpg

OOC: Nice...

OOC. everyone just died? o.O

I changed my avatar, but i think it might be grossly large

dammit

OOC. ill solve it for ya in a minute

daym

OOC. ..might have made it a bit too small... people, use wide images instead of tall XD
I really should standardise the avatar sizes somhow XD

Ooc: indeed

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meanwhile arminius and gaius' sentinels return to base

Ooc: continue!

The sister follows the colonel, the path showing many people and soldiers.

And she sees a familiar face enter in his sentinel.

OOC: Nice picture honus

OOC honus
i warn you
avoid wyverdane psykers
they can do ten smites
per turn
*screams*
IC they dismount at the fuel depot

*Alex sees that the sentinels are back and goes to see whatshisface*
Alex: What did you find on this patrol then?

Ooc: what's a wyverdane psyker?

She waves with a outstretched hand, signalling where she is to them.

OOC the new name for psyker battle squads
they have brotherhood of psykers and each generate a seperate power from biomeancy, telekenesis, divination or pyromancy
and they're leadership 8 now
and perils only causes one to die now
IC he waves back and heads over
Decius: well well well, look who it is

Ooc: well, that makes them playable, but kind of gets rid of the overseers job.


"Good to see you, who's your friend with the bionic eye?"

OOC: Who he just completly blanked and walked past...So just say that he is off to do some other buisness then...

OOC there isn't an overseer anymore
just up to ten psykers
for 12 points each
IC Arminius: that's my commander, lord commissar kaidenovsky

"Not very sociable I imagine, though commisars rarely are"

Arminius: yeah
*alex can ask his second in command gaius if he likes*
Decius: so sister, when did you make friends with this tribal? *his saying that clearly irritated arminius*

*He does that then and ask the same question he was going to ask but you blanked me! (Cries)*

Gaius: we were responding to a distress call sir. Sororitas chapel under attack. we managed to save one but the rest were dead by the time we got there

The sister just looks confused by the comment.

"What?"

Alex: This was most unexpected

Gaius: aye, that it was sir

Decius: oh you don't know?

"Know what?"

Alex: Anything else to report?

Decius: his dad's the chief of one of the local tribes. you know the ones sympathetic to the heretics who we have to keep in line by force?

Decius: his dad's the chief of one of the local tribes. you know the ones sympathetic to the heretics who we have to keep in line by force?

Gaius: no sir

Alex: I will take my leave then. *He does just that*

OOC: And now I am not needed

I intend to go on warframe

"But he's not, he saved me; and what tribe are you referring too?"

Arminius names the tribe. they're the largest tribe on the planet.

(Are they the tribe that attacked the chapel?)

(no. they're under imperial control, reluctantly)

OOC: Didn't you control the guys who attacked the chaple honus?

Ooc: I did, but I didn't go into detail.

OOC: Alright

The sisters voice grows colder.
"We should go see the Governor"

Arminius: ma'am I should clarify, I was taken as tithe from my father at the age of seven and raised by the imperial military. my loyalties are firmly with the god emperor and his imperium.

brb

"I believe you, your faith in the emperor is strong" she smiles under her helmet.

OOC:...Is what I think happening happening?

Ooc: no, it's not.

OOC: Whatever you say honus..Whatever you say