Iron hands successor chapter plotline GO!

OOC: Do something to do with your armor's machine spirit

ooc sorry bout having to leave my throat is literally worse than hitler at the moment

Did we kill the thread for a night with nano machines son?

*Core heats up, gonna cook Raeven if not do somethings, suggest you to throw yourself out with the escape pod and explode in space*

JUST TELEPORT IT INTO THE ATMOSPHERE OR SOMETHING

OR A BLACK HOLE

THAT WOULD BE FUNNY

OOC: Raeven is the bomb now hehe.

Tech priest: the bomb was some kind of... Nano explosive, very powerful, it has mixed with the ceramite layer in your armour captain, it no longer reacts to any frequency... Wait... It's rerouting... The detonation sequence is now intergated Into your suit. Only you can detonate it, although I don't know how" Raeven: *getting back up, inspects the effects on his armour, the Aquila on his chest now shines as if lit from within* "well, I have no intention of setting off a bomb I am wearing" *tech priest knocks on raevens chest* "hmm, it seems the intergration has strengthened your armour considerably"

*His flesh is completely melted, sticked to armor*

Ooc: haha nope, for one, nope my character is not going to be perma fused to his armour
Ic: *it isn't, salamanders flesh is highly heat resistant*

Also, no amount of flame can actually hurt a salamander, for example, a hellhound supposedlly incinerated tu'shan but he just walked out of the smoking fire and one shotted the hellhound with a thunder hammer

Salamanders = baddass

Betcha'll never guess who I play in warhammer

..Hmm..You have a salamander craze...And..Hmmm....Im guessing...Squats?

No, necrons

Haha, do you remember when squats were cannon?

Boy, I ain't been alive that long

Yeahuh, nah Raeven is a character from a long ago deleted fic, I'm sorry world I have sinned, I wrote fic

You wrote a fanfic

Yes *looks at floor* in the days before I wrote original stuff, I wrote a fan fic

Long ago, long long ago

OOC: Well, a nuke core is what melted your skin, not just napalm or some shit like that.

Ooc: a) still heat and flame, b) not doing that to my character thanks v much

OOC: But I want to do that to your character. Nahhahaa.

*and then himfea spontaneously combusts and dies in fire, screaming in unbearable pain. Meanwhile Raeven is laughing his arse off*

Lelwat

Burn

LITTERALLY!







OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

OOC: ...Having skin sticked to armor does not kill Salamanders.

It wouldn't stick anyway

Ooc: making them a bomb does.

How would it make em a bomb?

Ooc: have you not been paying attention, the nuke was a nano tech substance that fused with Raevens armour.

Raeven is a nuke.

I wasn't aware nano tech existed in 40k

Ooc: it doesn't.

WEll then how did it fuse with his armour

Ooc:


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*flips table*

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OOC: A Nanomachine bomb sounds ludicrous.

Considering nano machines don't even exist in 40k, closest things we have are chaos weapon viruses and the like

Ooc it sounds ludicrous because this forum itself is ludicrous

well said

I like pine.

OOC: You will have pines as we continue the Honus n' Death

shame dey both fegts

shame you a lone feggt

*Raeven strolls over to lilentos* "sup brah?"

"Not much, still on the look out for that titan I apparentlly nicked"

"bastard"

"Ayyy"