Iron hands successor chapter plotline GO!

"Ayyy"

"HOW DO YOU STEAL A 1000 ft TALL MACHINE!!!!?!??!?"

"...100% pure amount of supreme tactical genius, and besides, I didn't nick it..."

+that's squig shit and you know it kalag+ ooc: I miraculously found it again just intime to fuck up Himfea so its all cool

OOC: no

because I don't even remember TAKING A TITAN

IC: "Just like you then

BUURRNRNNRNRNRNR"

"I am burn? Is this some chapter joke?"

"No, you said that is squig shit and I said just like you

I effectivlly called you squig shit..You know what nevermind..."

OOC: He was joking when he said this BTW

Ooc: I was joking about Raeven having next to no sense of humour

...ok...

OOC: I guess my role here is done.

yes

OOC: Farewell.

OOC: Fuck it.

Throwing in a human character.
Playing God like characters and space marines is fucking boring!
Inquisitor Vergil.
Here we are.

OOC: Anyone mind if I move this into the canon only segment of this RP?

OOC: Canon 40K...What is with that anyway?

This current segment of the RP doesn't abide by any canon anymore, nearly...And I would prefer for this thread to be in its rightful place in the canon segment of the RP

OOC: But...this is the non-canon segment.

And I want it to be moved to the canon section of the RP

OOC: Nano Machines.
and a primarch.
Although I'm ret-conning that shit.

I hate playing Lazarus now.

....Who the fuck introducd nano machines into this....And the primarch stuff....eh...It was more likely to happen than what azrok was doing...

I have achievd 1337 notifications

I am god

OOC: Yeah imma fucking use an inquisitor.

You do that

OOC: I am waiting for people to give him shit.
I truly am.
I fear for the person who does that.

I HAVE ACHIEVED A FULL 20 HOURS OF NO SLEEP


1+1=BACON

HUZZAHAHA

And cool story tater needs more tater tater tater tater

Does nicking his power sword and sending it to a forge world somewhere count as giving him shit?

Nicking his DAEMONsword and sending it to a forge world does count as giving him shit.
counts.

Because he would hunt down the fucker vindictively.

Inquisitor Vergil is ruthless, short tempered and often backed up by heavy weapon squads.

Should I create a inquisitor called Dante who loves pizza?

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHHHHA

Okay fuck it we need an inquisition thread

Also, I second the move to the cannon forum, that nuke bs was retarded

I'm retconning being a bomb btw

Ooc: I like inquisitors.

Ooc: who doesn't? no one, because there all dead after pissing one off

Captain Raeven wrote:

+that's squig shit and you know it kalag+ ooc: I miraculously found it again just intime to fuck up Himfea so its all cool

What?

2 for moving this to the canon thread

And we could have someone be a DM on the forum and the rest of us be a bunch of inquisitorial acoloytes sent to do shit or shit

Daammiiieeeennnnnnnnnnn

Noooooo!

remember that nerus? REMEMBER THAT?! HOW YOU PLUCKED THAT SWEET ARCO-FLAGGELENT DAMIEN FROM OUR WORLD

HOW DO YOU SLEEP AT NIGHT YOU MONSTER

Soz

OH GAWD

Poor damien.

DAMMIIIENNNNN NOOOOOOOOOO

He was the only man...machien...robot...death machine...thing...That I ever partially tolerated!

M8 don't lie you loved him.

HE WAS THE ONLY ONE THERE WHO WASN'T BEGIN A IDIOT

Apart from storm trooper steve

True.

And you shot him.

..I should have just activated the trigger phrase right at the start and been a mega troll

OOC: HONUS I NEED THY ASSISTANCE

In what way?

The epic sexaphone way

heeheueheueheuehueheu

Punishment priest hotline.

'Punishment'



ehehehehhe

OOC: That's the second one, view the new topic

'PUNISHMENT'

'PUNISHMENT'