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You are needed

Says you are needed

Leaves after I say that

Le cry

It took a while to get through iFunny

Oh

OOC and now I go through family guy: quest for stuff

Ayy

OOC and done

Right, shall we do stuff of stuff in the thread with hyp in it because you are needed currentlly

OOC then point it out

Point what out

Point the fact out you are currentlly needed or point the fact out tha- DO A BARREL ROLL

OOC post in the topic I am needed in, I will follow via notification

vayley walks up to daria
vay: why so stressed daria

Azrok why the fuck you unfriend me on steam boah

ooc the heat of the moment last night ill send ya another one

Glad your sending one, because to be honest I forgot your steam name

Daria: I wanna find this asshole!

vayley: I might find him whats his name?

"Autarch Zephyrblade"

vayley: ill look around and if I find him ill call you via vox

Daria: vox? why use primitive human means of communication?

vay: because my shit is not working

"Ah"

OOC: THE ZEPHYRBLADE?!
WHERE?!

this be on siam-hann right now ar'kais

vay: so I guess ill see you soon

OOC: Oh I know, it is a joke.

OOC ......AAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!
i watched a parody of "Let it go" yesterday and now as i woke up today, parts of the original are playing on loop in my head! how the feth is this possible?! i never even heard the original!

So much activity today.... and actually, generally recently...

"Where the fuck is this guy?"

she walks up to a man
" hello big boy do you think you can help a tourist like me im looking for someone"

Gorath is begin feg please hold

"And who might you be sweet cheeks?"

OOC I might enroll Faelwen as a seer, like a Warlock, because she's psykic

vayley: im vayley so im looking for autarch zephyrblade i need to thank him for saving me but can you help me

OOC: Things are really, really, really slow lately...

OOC: ....dat anime ending.... you know those kids who carve a heart into a tree, with ther names inside it?
welp.... i just saw the ultimate love carving.... blasting one onto the moon, at least a thousand miles across...(its a rather oversized moon)

.......and now i dont know what to do with my life again... goddammit! i need sequels to series!

........thats it.... enough of this.... im deleting this piece of bullshit...
I am a fucking heavy assault, with a fucking machine gun equipped with soft point ammo(close range extra damage), and aim stabilisers.... i also have a certification that gives me +10% small arms resistance, and an ability that adds an extra layer of shields.... i made complete use of them all...
a fucking enemy infiltrator pops up ahead of me, less than 5 fucking meters away... i start shooting at him.... the aim is nigh perfect.... almost every shot indicates a hit... its a fucking infiltrator... its supposed to have little to no shields and hp.... thats what its all about... but it just doesnt fucking die...
no, instead, he calmly stands in one place, takes out his fucking pistol, and kills me, the fucking heavy, with 3 layers of health, in 3 fucking shots, while im blasting away at him at full auto at a fucking close range, anti-personell machine gun....
and after he kills me, i see that all that fucking damage i dealt him, barely got his fucking shields down to 50%..... 50 fucking percent... ridiculous...
what is the fucking point of classes then.... to have different weapons? because apparently, the heavy is useless in both defense and offense... even against a fucking weakling like an infiltrator, equipped exactly for this kind of enconter, i cant do shit... this is a fucked up game...

and dont tell me it needs teamwork, shadow... i have seen what teamwork does... it means you spawn 50+ tanks, and 300 people start storming one facility after another.... at that point, the enemy just decides to fuck it, and all but a squad leaves for places where they can actually do shit...
even the fucking guide says that the best way to capture facilities is to brutally spawncamp the enemy safehouse... for fucks sake, every single morning, the TR saddles up, and 50+ tanks start blasting away at a single room... i literally cant even fire my weapon because theres no way ill hit the few enemies among the hundred TR...

This game consists of 2 things: mindless zerg rushes, and ridiculous small battles where a fucking heavy easily gets simply overpowered by a fucking infiltrator......

I have better shit to waste my time on...

i blame lag and or shitty connection

No, that killed me other times...
even though its supposedly running smoothly, it randomly drops my FPS down to 0 for like 5 seconds every now and then. doesnt matter how much stuff is going on on my screen, or how much im moving or not. i blame shitty optimization for that.
as for lag, yeah... i almost managed to kill an enemy APC, then the game lagged, the rocket flew over it, and i got stuck in place right in front of its 20 millimeter machine guns... needless to say, it was fun...

fairs
i still have one happy thing i did on planetside that one time

you know what the best part of it is? playing the AA rocketeer.... thats the only thing i enjoyed in it... at least aircraft have only slightly OP armor...
apart from that, its all bullshit... i fire 6 tank shells right into the propulsion system of a magrider, and it doesnt even bat an eye... its so fucking bullshit...

my favorite thing was the time i caused 2 enemy fighters to collide mid air
good times

I just shoot them down normally...

im trying to put into words my feelings about this game, but i just cant.... its just complete and utter bullshit...

I was in a fighter also. was having trouble figuring out the piloting it. enemy on my tail. see another one coming at me. I dive. I look up and the two have gone boom!

yeah... the aircraft controls are quite counter-intuitive too...
and tank controls arent much better either... i try controlling my tank, but what it understands as left and riht changes constantly as i turn my view.... but the forward and backward doesnt... its so fething annoying...

to be fair i like the...what's it called...macrider? macraider? the vanu tank

Magrider. they are quite annoying... i always manage to fire my rockets rght underneath them... smoetimes even under the sunderers...
anyway, im gonna be off now for a while... gotta take care of some things...

alright, btw if you're wondering why i aint posted on here in a while, i done started that RP i suggested to you and have been doing that with people
https://warhammerrejects.forumotion.com/t127p400-secret-of-the-broken-spire#50000

.......seriously? you started this before asking me wether or not you should start this...

also, a tau fire warrior with a pulse rifle is the most common and iconic sight of tau.... why does it have to be in barely working condition? o.O
in fact, i have never heard of a Shas'la not getting at least pulse rifle level gear. If a pulse rifle is barely usable, then all tau eqipment is excluded by default
if he had a burst cannon, now that would be barely working.

also, i dont know about the others, but i could use an actual map instead of descriptions. you have one, i assume?

and im sure as hell not gonna read through 9 full pages....

OOC it's the first page with the details of the city