Escape From Karasov.

OOC: oh shit im starting to talk like lelentos

OOC: it's spreading

"Well, I woke up, saw them and made my way over here...There are lots...I'd say hide but I doubt you lot will"

OOC: quick bush! shoot me in the face!

"I was thinking of running like shit"

OOC: *bang*

"Atleast all of you can"

*holds out a hand* "my knee's feeling better now i've bandaged it, i can always carry my little sniper buddy"

Hannes shh's the pair of you.

"There are tons out there."

"Orders sir?" Grimm whispers.

"Well we mess up their shit."

"Last time you tried that you nearly got cut in half sir"

"we have the element of surprise, i have an idea..."

"Go on"

"Correction - nearly had my neck bitten off. Whats the idea, Jax?"

"we get that guy i brutally murdered, tie some string to the pin of a grenade, attach it to him, throw him into the open, when the check the body, boom!"

Ooc: he's in the other house aint he?

OOC: yeah

"We can't hide, if they get ahead of us we won't make it to base. I can't believe I'm saying this but we have to run, we lack the firepower to defeat them here and Jax's idea will kill maybe three or four before they realise we're here"

"I have a solution"

"go for it"

"Sacrifice me?"

"I stay behind, I distract the enemy while everyone else gets away"

"That sounds like a job for the guy who can't walk"

"If you stay behind, there is no hope of you getting back, I can still run, you cannot"

"I'm a better shot than you, I'll keep them a bay far longer. Plus the imperium prefers soldiers who can actually move"

"no, neither of you are staying behind... wait....... the snowmobile! we tie the body to it and set it to drive straight past them and off back towards the bunker, by the time they realize, we'll be miles away!"

"That's a dumb idea"

"You're not going to lose a man, I'm very good at not dying. When we make it off world I'll tell you about my past"

*picks him up* "any more objections?"

"it's the best idea"

"Its a idea that will get us killed, these creatures won't be fooled by a corpse on a snowmobile"

"I could drive the snowmobile"

OOC: here's where I hope that the commissar decides to not tell anyone about my previous commissar

"You can barely walk"

"Good thing I'll only need my hands"

"dude, you're on my back and you're staying there, we're running"

*sighs*

"i say we just run, they'll stay here a while"

"Well it's the commissars call"

"We go for the snowmobile. All of us."

"To the snowmobile!"

"Honestly, all you people watched to many of those films. Daring sacrifices only works on them. And yes...
To the snowmobile."
He bursta through the door, laspistol barking shots out.

"You should have read the report on me before I joined. I've never seen a movie"

Grimm can be heard firing.

As one, the Dennis open dicks.

The member 'Ortus' has done the following action : Challange Fate

'd20' : 10

Dennis does what?!

Hannes is hit in a earth if Fitch. He faith bug gets back up and content runoff. He makes it to shotgun and his behind.

What?

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I think you got autocorrected.