Escape From Karasov.

Ooc: wouldn't that be something else.

Ic: "emperor protects...."

"Leman russ battle tanks!"

"...what?"

"Tanks!"

"FUCKING YES!"

They come closer, and a tank commander points at you, waving and cheering.

OOC: it's such a trap

"I give it 5 minutes before we get swarmed"

"REINFORCEMENTS ARE HERE BOYS! WE TOLD YOU WE WERE COMING! But where's hannes?"

OOC: Is eren jeager bombastic there?

OOC unless you stayed behind, yes

"He was killed"

"He was killed in a duel against the native xenos"

"Well I'll be damned... We made it"

OOC: wouldn't be surprised if they have an unmanned tank that needs a crew.....I call dibs on gunner!

"Hey, well... We have a chimera with room for you in back there. Plus food and supplies."

"Thank the Emperor...are there any more survivors?"

"we need to get this kid back in orbit, he's lost his leg."

"14 survivors including you planet wide have been saved. The other... Ten thousand or so are gone."

"fuck... we should just nuke this ice ball from orbit"

"Something tells me that's out of the question"

"then lets kill everything, lets see how spears and stolen las-guns go up against tanks"

"if you ask me, we should just send in one astartes, see how they fear humans then"

"Get in then. We're an extermination force, after all."

HP reset, now all at 15.
Wounds have been stabilized, and you all receive full medical attention - implants to heal anything needed.
You are all given a single lasgun, and told that you will be expected to fight.

OOC: I have a leg?

Is secretly having mental breakdown on the inside

OOC: I has prosthetic leg?

They have affixed a basic mechanical leg

OOC: GLORY TO THE OMINOSIAH

"Oh look, a metal leg"

"Could be worse

Could be made out of wood"

"I'd prefer my real leg back, but thanks anyway"

"A lasgun? You got anything with more kick? Maybe a shotgun? I like it close and personal with these beasties"

"Take the lasgun and shut the fuck up, you get what you are given, private."

"Jeez think a man'd get some respect... Should've taken that acting sergeant role"

*jax bounces the rucksack and mutters* "rule one, don't piss off the medic, he might slip"

"Do you have a long las? I'm the designated marksman of this squad. *looks at eren* I'll have my cloak back"

"Don't give him one, it'll explode when he touches it"

*pokes your lasgun*
"Shh"

*looks the lasgun up and down, puts it over one shoulder and draws the sword* "try to break that"

"Pass it here"
*grabs the hilt*

"Didn't you hear what I said to your cocky friend, lasgun or dnuffin."

*stares at him* "don't touch a man's sword, sniper boy"

OOC: no innuendo intended

OOC: the kinda homo-erotic undertones between sniper boy and Jax are bad enough already :p

"Oh god, didn't realise there was more than friendship in your division."

"haha, well when you have to carry a guy this much..."

"With all respect Jax, keep quiet" says Grimm, laughing under his breath.

"Right you are boss" *he plants the axe on the floor*

"Drop that axe out of the back."

"no"