Escape From Karasov.

You miss completely... Nearly... Hiting one of the beasts several times, but itnlives and hurls a barrel at you.

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One of your shots seemed to have ht said barrel, and it explodes, killing the beast.

*Jax grabs bush by the scruff of his neck and drags him behind the husk of a destroyed leman russ* "fucking tank drivers are shit"

"I wonder if the gun still works..."
*I stand up and inspect the main gun for any external damage*

Its burnt and crispy.
The tanks dispatch most of the reptiles, and the remaining ones retreat.

"....that went well"

"you okay sniper-boy?"

"Did my hair catch fire?"

"Nah your good" *pulls him onto his feet"

"Excellent!"
*stands*

OOC before I retire from this forum, im gonna try finish this.

IC

The sound of aircraft is heard.

OOC: wait....what?

".......am I the only guy who can hear aircraft?"

Is having semi post traumatic stress disorder from the shit I have had to go through

I mean

I saw the man who inspired me to join the army (Hannes) Be murdered infront of my eyes

HAAAAAANNNEEEESSSSSS

Its time for hannes

Hannes

*Esplosions*

The sound of aircraft gets louder.

Looks to the sky

Valkyries!

"Lucky us"

"Move it!"

"Tenna says something will try to kill us once we get there"

"Tenna?...M8 thats chav talk, we do' speak lik chavs ova ere"

"No, dis is chav tlk innit brv, ill fkin shank ya moom. That is chav speak"

"Me mooms dead you fgt

fockin talk about her again and i will hit ya in the gabber"

*grins*
"Yo momma is so ugly....that she is a corpse"

"......"

"It wasn't meant to make sense...but corpses aren't attractive"

"...................................."

OOC: GTG SOOON

"Lets go"

OOC: gtg fast

Only now

Do I see

What you did there

OOC: lol

And it was dank

asfuck

that was the memeist meme i have ever memed

*looks at you all like you're loonies* "what... the fuck?"

Oh my

oh god...

burn the heretic?

Yes

but... alpha legion... is kinda... ish... a bit heresy?

Yes.

The aircraft sound gets louder until a valkyrie lands directly in front of your tiny group.

*steps toward the valkyrie*
"About time"

Two doors open to a passenger area, inviting you in.

"Move it ladies!" Grimm orders, his autogun clip completely empty.

After a quick check before you enter, you realise all your ammos spent. Do you enter the Valkyrie?

Sure

gets in

You all pile in. Its empty, no one inside apart from you four.

Not even pilots?

The pilot is there. But the don't speak as the Valkyrie takes off.

*gets in before it takes off* "not a chatty one?"