Dark heresy

OOC: okay then

OOC: *pushes* go... stuff. wait... COOOWWWWWMUUUNNN YOU REPROBATE!

*I guess I walk into the pub*

OOC: good...

I also walk into the pub

*you are greeted by the smell of Lho sticks and beer. the patrons are mostly grizzled looking men. more to the point, with a lot of weaponry. the bartender is a tall man with a multitude of scars, he is leaning on the bar, chatting to one of tha patrons*

To the owner
"Pardon me, but mind telling me the story of how exactly you got a servitor?" Gestures outside

I subtly move up, standing a few paces from the skitarri

OOC: Don't care if I die

Its worth it for the machines

"Oh that old bucket of bolts? yeah he was here when we got the place, we fixed him up a little, didn't know enough to fix Him fully though, so, we sat him outside and sold him to say that little welcome message" *he starts polishing a glass*

*prods the skitarri*
"Do you think you could fix it fully?"

"hey hey hey now. that servitor's mine. I aint havin you messin with it"

"Didnt mean any offence, my friend here could fix it... possibly"

*he looks quizzically* "you one of them cog-head techy types?"

"Indeed he is... Or was, I'm not sure"

"Huh... You can take a look at him. Jus don't break him. Kinda find of the old tin can, less talkative nowadays though, doesn't do as much either, used to be if someone tried to pick him up he'd tear em limb from limb, now we've had to chain him to the wall so someone don't take him"

"Good..What kind of tools do you have?"

OOC: The bettter question is what kind of tools do I have

Also do i have any holy incense

you don't according to this... but i'll say you have 2 vials of holy oil and holy incense sticks

You have
A transportable computer made out of brass, lots of wiring and hard drives, and a floppy disk port, plus the keys are made of ivory.
A ancient STC, showing the blue prints of a VCR.
A slice of bread in case you need to appease a attractive looking toaster.
A autoquill for autowriting in your diary.
A food tube that runs from your mouth to a bag of half digested gruel.
A bag of half digested gruel, so you don't need to worry about your body working to digest it.
A long and lengthy parchment, describing the inner workings of a servitors mangled brain; and more importantly, how to reboot it.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I get to work on da servitor

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Aww yeeeee

OOC: Im gonna set the servitor to incredibly hostilne mode aswell, so it murders allthe people who used it for their own means

But im allowed to because i have a license

It's all ok cos you are from the mechanicum... so... that makes you immune to machine scrutiny.

WEll, I am using it to my own ends to kill the people who used it for their own ends, thus making it a conduit of the ominosiahs will

meaning I don gud

*after about half an hour of tinkering, the servitor. it's main power source comes online. you've repaired its hands, a wonder you managed it, the servitor is very complicated. finally, its cogitators come online, flooding its brain with power. it stands up, looks at itself, then the orders you implanted in it come into effect*

Ooc: oh god no... WHY

"I suggest we get away from here, this will help stall the crowds following us if they stumble across this establishment"

"Sounds like a plan"

OOC: What do you think about what I did with the servitor

*the servitor looks to you* "where am i to go after the heretics are dead?"

"What did you do?!"

"To the mechanicum spire or a mechanicum facility, you have served the ominosiah well"

To the arbite "I made the servitor a conduit of the machine gods will, to smite down those that he saw unfit"

*grabs the skitarri by the collar*
"Why? It's going to start killing people!"

"yes, i will rip them apart"

"Incorrect, It will only punish those who have commited tech heresy, after that it will report back to the mechanicum spire for re purposing or other things as the magi see fit, no innocents will be harmed, if that is what you are worrying about"

"And what is considered tech heresy?"

Long list of things considered tech heresy is inserted here

"Power it down!"

"How about this, it will only attack as a means of self defense?"

"Either you power it down, or I power you down"

"AS you wish"

Powers the servitor down

"you do realize when it 'Wakes up' The kill order will still be in place

*the servitor looks at you. puzzled* "Power my master down? Noone will... harm... himmmm" *it shuts down, stumbling back to the wall and slumping against it*

Begins altering the code so that it will only act in self defence instead of just murdering everything

Wait no..Scratch that last comment..Can I make the kill command voice activated?

roll for it

MOst likely gonna need a fate point...

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OOC: daym!

Oh my goodness.
Oh my Dayum.

"Happy now? It will only attack when I, let me specify that, I give the command for it, the kill command is currently deactivated so it should act the same as usual"