Dark heresy

You are supposed to be finding out about the workers rebellion, and possible links to the theft of tithe materials

Ah...I see...ollie hurry up so we can contiune with dis

I'm here feggots.
I wanted to chat with one of the options.
A weird dude or a pretty lady.
They probably will try and shank me.
So at least I can be talking to the one who is somewhat more likely to have info.

Just because she is a lady doesn't mean she won't have information

jesus
thats just sexist

I was talking about the lady.
You assume so much of me.
Your so offensive.

your just jealous because of how rich I am

Your just jealous because I could kill you.
But I won't.

....touche....ALthough, I plan on getting a rotor cannon implanted into my arm or something..

OOC: I really should point out the Euan has the best character statistically

I should point out SHUDDUP

I am the best statistically and this isn't even my final form

Excuse me, I'll have you know I have the most powerful character statistically. that servitor could tear you all apart

also I could pull some sphess murrens out of my arse

Touche

Anyway kitten, how much gelt do you have, and what do you want? I will find the prices and such

Well I have 300 or so, mabye a few less than that, and I want tons of cool implants IE mechadendrites, implanted weaponry, perhaps some things which will incease my stats or something

Never before have I seen such dark heresy

Raeven senpai come back..I r bored..

Ooc: yes, you are the most powerful character Raeven...

...Oh wait, your the GM, you don't count.

#legendaryrek

Ooc: you know me, can't help wrecking.

Mmmmm

Ooc: I just wanna get some cool armour
Need the dank creds doe

you could have metal grafted onto your bones or something

Armour works just as well.
Or training in close combat.
Don't know where I would get that.

Go to the local arbite quaters or something? I am sure there would be one

True.
Don't know how that would translate game wise.

Eh..

So yeah.
If I can get training or something that would be great.

Indeed it would be

If not I'll just shoot and punch stuff... I guess.

While shouting "I AM TUH LAWWWWW"

Right?

Also I am playing witcher 2 so my replys may take a while

Jha

OOC: I just want accuracy training, I have similar accuracy to an Ork.
He's also not as tough as a grot (T2?) by 0.33333

Table top - dark heresy

Bs3 - Bs 50
Bs2 - Bs 33.333333
Bs1 - Bs 16.666666

T3 - T 50
T2 - T 33.33333

Admittedly I do have 9 wounds.

GREETINGS MY CHILDREN! I was doin stuff yesterday and then went to bed early hepped up on enough drugs to occupy Linsey Lohan for a lonely evening because I may have contracted some virulent warp plague

he he he... kitten a rotor cannon will cost you around 500 creds... better get saving up!

Quickly

Everyone! Pool your money together so I can get upgrades

or... go rob some rich fuck blind while screaming "FOR THE EMPERORS HOLY INQUISITION!" and shouting "REQUISITIONING" a lot

GG


How much are the other things? Like mechadendrites and stuff which will increase my toughness or something

Bionic enhancements.

Thats the one

you can have mechadendrites and stuff yeah

i think that the number is based on your toughness

How much are the mechadenrties and also how do I improve my toughness

I can't find reference to anything about mechadendrites or enhancements online, i'll have to look through the PDF of the rulebook

Danke

Bionic enhancements.

wat

Get dem bio mechanical enhancements m8
W
Swap your organs, limbs and other things with fully mechanical parts.

Mechanical booty

All da girls in the club will be leik o damn