Hive warfare.

"I'm not a bloody emo"

"You are a little, anyway were getting sidetracked. Is the lift ready?"

".......yes, is the elevator ready?"

Alright I'm gonna go to sleep, seeya in the mornin

Cya

"Ready to go"

OOC. he finally died! that damn king lived until the age of 80 when he suddenly died! he made life miserable for 2 generations of my family and seriously bothered a third! hell, one of us died in his dungeons because we did not surrender our claims to him! and he dared call himself "the Just"...

"Alright men, into the lift, let's move" *she puts the kroots arm over her shoulder and helps him in*

I help other wounded up.

"Alright, take us up"

OOC. ...what the hell... my od character died and his son took over the famaily... even so, i so far i got 2 messages saying that a child was born form him and his wife... one, i an kinda understand... even though it was a fresh wife and he spent most of his time away from her in battle... but how were 2 children born several months apart from the same woman?! XD

The elevator powers up, the cable dragging it upward.

"The fat man is mine."

"It wasn't his fault we got ambushed" Vladek says, holding the metal mesh on the side of the elevator.

I lay the wounded down and draw a pistol.

"I don't care, he's mine"

*leaning against a wall watching everyone*

"So."

"That went well..."

"I don't think you could say that."

The elevator reaches the bait and tackle once again, pinging as it reaches the top level.

"I'm being sarcastic"

*she smiles, and draws her sword* "follow me men" *she walks into the shop*

"I predict blood"
*unholsters his laspistol and follows*

You see the sleazy dealer himself, giving a small packet to a skinny bald man, who looks diseased and frail.
When he sees you, he tells the customer to leave.

*she levels the tip of her sword* "it was a death trap down there, 20, 30... I lost count... Emperor knows."

Aims the pistol at the man, obviously causing fear because of mincemeat face.

"Why'd you do that man!"

"Some form of warning would have been appropriate"

"You got attacked!? By who?"

"Mutants and abominations"

"Who led them?"

".........unfortunately he did not share my upperclass habit of introducing myself before making someone's life several times harder to survive"

"So here's the deal, my man eating friend got shot and barely survived... Maybe I should repay the favour unto you"

"Or you pay us 100 credits each right now, and I'll get your mushrooms. I'll also try...try to persuade my friends here not to kill you"

"Hahahah... Max, why not just take his money when I ram 4 feet if steel into him?"

"I'm from the upper classes, we have a certain sense of style when it comes to these things. Plus he has it locked up. We'd have to destroy the safe to get at the money a d that would risk damaging our profits"

He seems very fixated on who attacked you.
"What did he look like?"

OOC. ..what the hell?! every NPC lives until they look like living mummies, and my characters keep dying at 40-55...

And now another died of poor health at 34... and her son died of pneumonia too... what the hell?!

...we are brilliant strategists though... only 2/3 of my personal army just beat back the army of the holy roman empire that was more than 3 times their size.... and my vassals levies havent even been raised yet...

"I honestly can't remember much, that guy was busy beating me..."

OOC. ........mwhahahahahahaaaa..... after 88 years of plots, schemes, machinachions, intrigue, maneuvering, scams and conspiracies, i am the new king of Hungary! ...from a humble count... to king... great grandpappy Tamás... we have fulfiled your dream... *tear rolls down cheek*
the next goal... to found the empire of Carpathia! and then, ZE WORLD!

......im pretty sure my court chaplain would e welcome into the ecclessiarhcy..... he keeps officially accusing damn near everyone of heresy on a monthly basis....

OOC *nopes*

OOC. .....hehehe.... some heretics thought they would assault my newly acquired county while im sieging their capital, presumably thinking thqűat im not looking and they can take down the weakened county capital... all 32 of them.... i imagine this scene something like when the knigthts of the round table tried to get inside that french fort in monty python and the holy grail.....

OOc lelwat

In other news, my family members already have martial and intrigue skills at the age of 1-2.... we will basically beat you at chess as soon as we're born...

OOC literally
no Idea what you are going on about

OOC. ......you savage..... have you been paying no attention to me this past year or so?!
im always on about random things im doing/watching/etcing at the moment!
...in this case Crusader Kings II

OOC oh games
I shouldve known..

OOC. ..what, did you think i was actually leading a nation?

.....waitwhat.... the king of sweden just agreed to marry his heir to one of my daughters matrilinearly... that means that my grandchildren will be the rulers of sweden unles ssomething extraordinary happens....
...
...
Kids, pack up, we're going looting and pillaging with our new viging relatives!

OOC how to win
step 1 : putin
step 2: nuke

Actually, there is one step to victory.

1: tell obama that you don't like his white house.

Can we do stuff and thengs