Expanded Beginnings

OOC: Sorry. Got wrapped up in Pandora: First Contact.

IC:

Eliza: Are you forgetting I have loaded weapon aimed at your head?

"Shoot me then, why risk the wrath of the alliance by letting me talk?"

OOC: Sorry. Didn't see the new page. -_-

IC: *She raises the pistol and aims it at his head.*

OOC: lol

"Should have immobilised me*
*activates his cloak and moves left before diving right*

OOC: lol

"Should have immobilised me"
*activates his cloak and moves left before diving right*

OOC: And now I've gotta sleep. Night, Wookie.

IC:

Eliza: Damn it!!!

OOC: night mate

*he tackles her and knocks the pistol out of her hand*
"Sorry, this isn't the opportune situation to be on top of you but I can't risk you shooting me in the back"

OOC: *bursts through the wall* WRYYYYYYY!

Ooc. Too soon, mate...

OOC: fuck!

Hahahaha!

Ooc. I just noticed.... Arent the hind legs of that corgi too close to each other?
It looks like theyre both on the right side of its body

OOC: I see what you mean, maybe it isn't sitting properly and has its left leg pointed inward

/Le sigh/....havent played the waiting for arken game for ages...
Also, my phone picked up the annoying habit of jumping to the top of the page whenever i enter or exit the comment textbox with the "cursor"...

OOC: that's a highly irritating habit.

Oh look, I'm the most powerful faction in Europe, I have the most money and I outright conquer anyone foolish enough to declare war on me.
Portugal, my long time ally has declared war, Scotland has done it aswell. The Danish are besieging Antwerp and are trying to invade scotland. The pope refuses to help me out and my allies refuse to so their job and help me defend myself.

Indeed it is. At least when i enter and it jumps up, i just type a letter and it focuses on the textbox again...

And yeah, thats part of the reason why i dont really play single player against any but easy AI. ....AI is dumb as fuck... And even more unreasonable... And most definitely not a military genius... 
So at least if its easy AIs, i can just conquer all and dont have to pray that my ally AI is slightly less dumb than the enemy....
Like in Civ 5... You can have all the city states and a bunch of civs as allies, but unless the enemy marches into their territory, preferably near a city, they wont do shit... I have never, ever seen an AI give assistance to anyone...

OOC: The AI is rather good on Total war Attila when it comes to helping you out.
You can demand money and depending on relations they'll give it to you, they'll back you up and they have yet to betray me.
Just don'tet the AI manage an empire because it'll flop around like a level 1 magikarp

Me: alright germany, heres a bunch of luxuries for free for 2000 years, plus a kick-ass religion, plus friendship and shit, not to mention that i shielded you from all harm since the dawn of history, and provided free passage through my lands. I didnt even complain that you plonked cities right in the middle of my empire.
Germany: woah, thanks dude! BFF!
Me: oh, and Carthage, igot your cities back from rome. Here, you can have them.
Carthage: i love you! (diplomatic relations: returned from the dead)
Me: alright, let me just stop genghis khan before he annihilates us like he did with china. /Breaks genghis khans spine, basically.../
Them: woah dude... Stop the warmongering, you bastard...
Me: yeah, right....
Them: hey, washington pissed us off. Wanna destroy him?
Me: no thanks.
Them: asshole!
Me: buys tile near germany
Him: stop that!
Me: conquers rome for same reason as genghis.
Everyone: we're all denouncing you, you monster...
Me: .....screw this shit... You get a nuke! And you get a nuke! Everyone gets a nuke!

OOC: my game in a nutshell

OOC: when all else fails kill the pope and replace him with one of your 6 cardinals

OOC: oh look, it's been two days and my sibling's Xbox is once again not working.
Having sent it in to be repaired twice I have given up on it.

OOC: Right, continuing with Calton and Celi.

IC: *The next morning Celi finds Calton gone and note on her helmet nearby.*

Note: Celi, went to firing range to see if my left arm is still any good.

not sure if she can be arsed to get up yet she calls him on her comms

*He answers.*

++Calton: Oh. Hey, Celi. Guess you got my note.++

OOC: *totally inconspicuously throws a body into a river* oh look.....Gorath is gone

OOC: Hey, Wookie. Sorry about not being on till now. Was busy with Calc studies.

++you were amazing++

OOC: it's fine, no need to apologise. How are ya?

OOC: I'm fine, Wookie. You?

IC:

++Calton: Um...Thanks. Look, sorry for not being there, but I wanted to see if my left arm was still my um....my primary arm. Didn't know if two years out of practice had made it worthless and well...++

*Sends her a pic of his score at the firing range...he managed to score "Competent", which is a far cry from his prior scores.*

OOC: I'm alright

OOC: Want to continue?

OOC: Sure!
Let me just make another cup of tea

OOC: Alright then.

IC:

Eliza: Get off me, you fuck!!

++that's great!!++

++Calton: Yeah. I was...surprised, to say the least. You don't use your primary hand in a couple of years and it atrophies a bit. The upside is...using my left hand now means I can hit the broadside of a barn now.++

"Now you can't shoot me"
*he runs off*

*She gets up and chases after him.*

"Why are you so determined to catch me?!"

Eliza: Cause I'm not going to let a wanted criminal escape!!

"Notice how I didn't kill those soldiers? I don't plan on betraying the alliance but you're forcing my hand!"
*rounds a corner*

*And sees two more marines waiting for him, weapons ready.*

Marine: Halt! What the hell is going on!?

*Doesn't stop*
"Long story short, she's pissed off"

++you keep that pretty little ass of yours right there. i'm coming to see you++

Marine: What? *Eliza runs into view.* Again, the hell is going on!?
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++Calton: Um...alright. And...could you not say things like that when we're out and about...?++

"She thinks I'm a criminal"

Marine: I'm going to need more than that, sir.

"Eliza explain!"

*runs past them*

++sure++

Eliza: Shoot him!! He's Prescott!! The man's a wanted criminal!! *This clearly confuses the marines because they have no clue what the hell is going on, regardless, what Prescott did along with Eliza's accusation gives them reason to chase him.

OOC: Wookie...I kind of forgot your character's first name. heheh *sweat mark*
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++Calton: Thanks. I'll wait for you here.++

++coming++

*meanwhile in Bushy's guy's comm*
*turian voice*
++is this a bad time?++