New fantasy type thing

*Soldiers quickly gathers to the walls and other defence positions, making the catapults and cannons on the walls ready*

*making his way to Durzo*

11 black robed horsemen ride out from the main force, all wearing a sinister crow mask.
One of them dismounts, looking more withered and frail than the others, his lenses beginning to glow as two soldiers begin to strap mechanical devices onto his arms.
A crow flies onto the battlements, a small parchment of paper rolled up on its leg

Spoiler:

and this begins grimdank

What does the message say?

Give us the demon, and no blood need be spilled

Awww hell nah

*durzo looks over the battlements* "well, I don't know about anyone else (still holding onto some random guards shoulder) but i think we might be screwed"

"Holy shit, captain obvious over here..well your all fucked anyway.."

*Magically appears*
"Any siege equipment?"

"Why the helldo we have siege weaponry for defense..thats..kinda retarded.."

You can see lots of siege equipment, catapults, bolt throwers, scaling ladders, grappling lines, even siege towers are being constructed.

Lord Commander sends a reply

"We will give you the demon as soon as we find it."

After a few minutes, the crow returns.

'We will give you the time needed'

Random captain that passes by replies

"Um ihre Belagerungsmaschinen zerstören, Sie Klugscheißer."

*Within minutes, agents begins to search for the demon*

You guys should stay away from eyesight, agents can detect the demon.

".....the fuck is going on?"

"*whispering* I think they found out I stole their weed...Shit..."

"Okay demon my friend. Let's go negotiate shall we?" *durzo draws his sword and jumps off the wall, strengthening his bones with talent to take the impact*

Himfea you wanted to tell lies, the lie is that there was no weed in the first place

IC "yay, fun"

"I'm just gonna remind everyone that I don't willingly use magic"

"Come on! You're a demon you can survive 100 foot drops right?"

"Or I could just teleport down there..." He tps like the pussy he is

"Oh look he shouted it to the fucking world, I'll keep watch from up here"

*Durzo walks straight at the surrounding army, talent bared and crackling across his armour in visible arcs*

*looks over to the guard*
"Yes he did say demon, no don't panic he's a sex demon...he's been in a dungeon for a fairly long time so your wife is fine"

The soldiers take arms, picking up their weapons, but immediately lower them when a armoured knight moves through their ranks. His armour a scarred crimson, his helm looking like the plague priests, but cast from metal.
He is huge, standing twice as tall as any of his soldiers, his black, tattered robes and cloak casting a even greater shadow.
"The demon, or your life" he says, his helm breathing hot steam that rises into the air.

"Take me to your leaders, and I'll negotiate"

"Unless you want me to kill you" *wispy shadows coil around Durzo's feet, slowly moving faster and getting more dense*

Aaaaawwwww fuck

You ruined all the fun storyline you could have passed through as if you stayed in the city

Sowwy himfea, but, now we can forge our own storyline, think, what would the king do now?

Ooc: they are fools, are they not?


Ic: the warrior draws a barbed sword from his back, and a large plate iron shield from a soldier handing it to him.

*a long, spear of shadow coils together from apparent nothing in durzo's hand* "the die option huh?"

He doesn't offer a response.

"Why is he fighting? Fucking idiot"
*He clambers onto the battlements, and slows his breathing*

"For fucks sake guys, can't we all just get along"

"They probably want to kill you, demon" *slowly circles the knight*

"We are here for the demon, not to negotiate with vermin such as yourself"

"This is such a bad idea"
*he crouches and looks over the edge*

"The demon is in my employ... Vermin? Is that what being a lord gets you nowadays?"

"You are no lord, you are like me, we might have a title, but inside, we know what we are"

"What are we then, knight? Tell me what I am"

"A killer"

"Then let's kill, knight, come and get me" *he holds his arms out, offering his chest as a target*

With a explosive surge of movement, the giant warrior charges, his shield held to his side, his sword racing behind him.

*durzo stands perfectly still*

Well, king will be stuck in his palace, and you guys won't receive all those munnie

He's picking up speed, going faster than a man in that much armour has the right to.

Much momentum

"So..who are you guys..?some sort of Spanish inquisition?"

*durzo levels the spear of shadows at the knight*