Blood, Sand and Tank Treads

Looks like it didn't work very well.
But a cool idea.

/Regiment "charges" orkish lines/

nope... instead someone pointed out you could put lots of blokes in a big box

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Contiune with the memes my brethren!

Also I love the krieger who has a iron cross

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story time

'A thousand years ago in a universe far far away'

"A powersword, not nearly so clumsy and random as a bolter"

Vhat

He was quoting starwars episode 4, when Obi is talking about the lightsaber.
"A lightsaber, not nearly so clumsy and random as a blaster"

Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Welll

WELLLLLL

Why do you have a doge as your avatar

That is a Borgi.
It will assimilate you! *Cough* it is a cross between a Border Collie and a Corgi. It is adorable.

IT is adorable

But I honestly prefer the guts on the outside of the carcass tbh

when you said borgi i imagined a cross between the borg and a corgi
10/10 dissapoint

Quickly will

Get to photo shop

pakalu papito @pakalupapito · 18h 18 hours ago
can u imagine how hot id be if i ate right and took care of my body
im not gonna do it but can u imagine

Hype train derailed 0/420

pakalu papito @pakalupapito · 19h 19 hours ago
chemistry more like cheMYSTERY because i have no idea whats going on lmao

https://twitter.com/pakalupapito

so children

allow us to contiune

You wanna interact with me character?
I've got a Palatine not doing nothing.

Or

OORRR
You could interact with my character

Exactly my point...
Wanna do summin den?

The sound of the distant battle echoed through the forge.
A single sister walks through the pipe strewn streets, her boots thudding against the brass walkways and deck plating.
She is heading to see the mechanicum lady.

Outside the temporary quaters the mechanicum ladys been given, a entire squad a hulking genebulked skitarii stand guard, carrying a wide array of terrifying weaponry

She walks within talking distance, her boltpistol held loosely to her side.
"I've come to speak with your arch magos" (might have got the title wrong)

"Hand over your weaponry" Says one which looks like the squad leader

She unholsters her pistol, the previously presumed bolt weapon is in fact a inferno pistol.
She hands it to the skitarri.

The skitarii guard captain steps aside and the doors swing open "make it quick, the arch magos is very busy"

She walks on in.

As she walks in she would see ze Arch Magos plugged into a command throne, many pipes and wires connecting the 2

"Arxh magos? I'm Sister Kalthine, I've come to speak with you"

"Make it quick if you don't mind" She says in a half concious state

"I've come here... To talk about possible heresy, I thought you might like to know"

The pipes suddenly start to disconnect them selfs and fall limply to the side of the throne as the archmagos rises
"Speak"

"Something feels... off, I can't place my finger on it at the moment, but it has something to do with the other forges.. Something doesn't add up to me, it feels like there is some kind of treachery going on"

"Do you have any proof to support this claim, sister?"

"Fully armed and fortified forges get overrun, and who is to blame when so many forces are here in its defence? He must be held accountable for what he's done"

"Now that you mention it..You do indeed have a point"

"And I've noticed that the imperial guard regiment are using a unsanctioned tank, I am more interested in the sanctity of the soul, but I think you'd do better investigating this vehicle"

"Ah yes, I have seen that..'Tank'...I am already making preperations to dispose of the regiments commander for tech heresy.."

"I can arrange to make a example of him, purging is something me and my sisters are specialised in"

"Then you have my full backing if you intend to do such a thing"

"Thankyou, arch magos... I don't think I caught your name?"

"Yis, archmagos veneratus Yis"

"Its been a pleasure, I will let you carry on in peace" she says before departing.

Ignore that, its Ys, forgot how its spelt

IC: She sits back down and reconnects herself into the command throne

as she exists the skitarii give her back her weaponry

She nods in thanks.