A slightly smaller Mess

"exactly. Except they were your allies thirty seconds ago."

Akira: *her left eyebrow hikes up an inch.* "Excuse me?"

Laurence: "Same sort of effect as a daemonhost. Except the same level of danger is packed into a single person."

"I doubt they match the danger of an entire planet wide infestation."

Laurence: "You'd be surprised, if you managed to bind a greater daemon... well, planetwide destruction is almost a certainty."

" Its a compliment , you keep a good figure , I'm glad you keep him happy , and hopefully he makes you happy "

"I doubt that"

*Max walks in unnoticed*

Akira: "Rather... strange comment to make none the less."

Laurence: "You've never had to deal with daemons, the problem is, there's never just the one."

"Wonderful"

Laurence: "And a daemonic incursion left unchecked will spiral out of control even faster than a hive fleet."

"Well ... Thing is you are attractive and well ...I'm sorry just I'm into both sides"

"Wonderful"

Akira: "Oh... well, You still know I'm married..."

Laurence: "So before this fiasco, that was my job, making sure that didn't happen"

"Well, lets get down there anyway. The clock does appear to be ticking."

" yeah I know , I'm just in a open marriage and well, if you did offer a three way I'd accept it , but that won't happen I know that"

*Max chokes on his drink upon hearing that*

Akira: "YES THATS NEVER HAPPENING."

She chuckled again " I know that's why I said it'd never happen , though I'm sure he'd enjoy it " she burst out laughing pointing at max

Akira: *With a slow, deliberate hand motion, puts her helmet back on to hide her facial expression*

Laurence: "The countdown to getting fucked by a gigantic battlefleet." *The shuttle breaks the atmosphere*

She puts her own helmet on " lighten up friend Im only joking ,really you seem to have a stick shoved up your ass ever since I've been here I'm sure youd prefer something else instead " she laughs a bit more .

Akira: "I'm just a little agitated. Since this random bitch turned up on my ship, informed me she's had children with my husband, and is now trying to flatter me like I'm her alcoholic father."

OOC was that a hellsing abridged reference

OOC: maybe

Caiber: right...

" oh you would know, I'm liking this little game let's continue "

*Max notices that akira's tone has shifted to her, about to kill something, voice. *

OOC: I would suggest we leave this till bush is here

She starts messing with her gloves and gaunts " the more aggressive you get the more I'm going to mess with you , so a word of friendly advice , calm down cause I know more about you then you of me , so let's just calm down and start over"

The voice in Max's head: Ooo Akira is going to brutally murder someone! Let's watch!
*Max makes his way across the room until he's a few feet away*
That voice: Oh come on, you fucking suck!

Max: I have a great idea! How about neither of you brutally murder the other

" if she starts I'll finish but I'm not going to start this " she says tinkering with her arm

*Still holding a melta pistol* "I don't know, how well can you finish it when your head is missing?"

*Max puts himself between them*
"Akira I'll deal with Jasmine. Can you make sure that the cargo we 'earned' is sorted and that freighters engines are dealt with accordingly"

Akira: "Fine, Just get that bitch off my ship." *Turns around and leaves*

*as the shuttle drops down, caiber can see just bad the battle has been, corpses litter the ground in front of the walls, man, and machine.*

He shows no reaction

Laurence: "Hard fought..."

*Logen is waiting for them on the landing pad, his helmet has acquired a crack across the respirator.*

M: "Jasmine...What did you do?"
That voice in his head: Oh she done fucked up!

Caiber lets laurence do the speaking

"I think she likes me" she said sarcastically " I tried to be nice but she's been pissy at me ever since I got on this ship"

" whenever someone is aggressive I just mess with them a little so I flirted with her"

"That's probably what pissed her off. You can call your ship when you want to, we're safe"

" you mean your safe , I want my weapons "

Logen: "Inquisition... last damn thing we need."

Laurence: "I'm an associate of brother tyren's."

Logen: "He's dead."

Laurence: "To the contrary, I've recovered him, he's in the care of the best tech priest i know."

Logen: ".... I'll get the captain." *About turns and sprints off.*

*Akira left with said weapons still in hand*

"You'll get them back later, besides you don't need to be armed"

" bullshit , with her aggressive nature shell constantly hate me hell im rethinking about bringing our kids here , and this is from someone who kills people for a living "

Caiber: pleasant fellow.

"Jasmine, she won't do anything to our children"

Laurence: "The salamanders violently despise the inquisition."

"I feel this will go well. so what's the plan?"

Laurence: "At the moment, wait until they attack, defeat the assault, then counterattack."