It begins

"I imagine that makes quite a mess"

"Yep."
OOC well... I found a depressing book/game

"You wanna see something cool?"

Ooc: wazzit?

OOC I have no mouth and I must scream
IC "Why?"

"Because you might like it"

OOC: yay depression!

*finishes his cracker and begins counting his remaining bullets on a fairly flat log*

"uhuh"
OOC yeah... the entire population of the planet reduced to five people by an evil computer who has made them immortal and tortured them for 109 years straight

OOC: *clears his throat* fuck!

OOC and that's just the sodding premise

The bug presses a button oh his gauntlets, and under his arms, a seal is popped open, and two thin arms, ending in long insectoid blades come out.

he shrugs

*smiles and shakes his head*

"Thats not the best bit, they secrete a venom that injects the victim with parasites"

"uhuh. Sneaky. over the top."

"Nasty thing is, the parasites are like gene strands, they grow inside the host and then get processed out"

*begins looking at a particular bullet, far larger than the rest*
Once you two have finished comparing dicks maybe we can look at our current predicament.

"You mammals with your breeding" he says jokingly.

"uhuh. over the top. a waste. if you gotta use something like that to increase chances of killing your opponent you aren't skilled enough"

"Its called evolution, might want to try it some time"

"I already did."

Mechanical limbs don't count as evolution, that is self enhancement.

"Precisely"

*loads a regular bullet into his rifle and begins slotting the rest on his bandolier*

he shrugs and takes a chunk of meat

Do you even know what that meat is?
*bites a cracker*

"Nope. but I can eat it"

Riiiiiight
*has a swig from his water skin*

*he (by which i mean your guy bushwookie) glances away as he swigs. when he looks back the meat has been eaten. and my guy didn't seem to take off his helmet*

Bug boy climbs up a tree, the sound of armour plates being discarded can be heard.

*gives your guy a confused look before finishing his cracker*

I guess we'll be stuck here a while...the names Matthew

"Rektu 445, it's a honour to know you" he says with the same robotic sounding voice, just out of view.

my guy doesn't say anything

The pleasure is mine Rektu 445 *he smiles* how ironic, the human shows less civility than the bug....no offence

"None taken, humanity always had something I longed for"

OOC: don't say porn, don't say women, I've seen enough hentai to know where this could go

What's that?

"Forgiveness"

OOC: *sigh of relief*

Really?

"My race... showed no sympathy, no compassion... no reason, it was do or die... and we did what we were told... and we killed for it"

I'm sorry to hear, you seem different from what you just said, I shot you yet I'm still alive.
If your race show no forgiveness how come I'm not dead?

"Its time for change, a new stage of evolution... a different way to live"

Could be, still what are you doing up there?

"Removing my armour"

Oh *resists the urge to look up*

The bug drops soundlesly.

more of the meat has been eaten. my guy has yet to remove his helmet

How are much are you going to eat before talking Mister mech?

The bug sits down next to the human.

"Mister Mech? I'm organic kid"

Yes, mister mech.
Part of your body seems to be mechanical thus I can call you mister mech.
Unless you have a name of course

"1) I am one hundred percent organic. 2) I don't have a name."