Fact of the day!

Fact of the day!

In first edition orks after 20 years, a ork would develop a gender and go lookin for summtin

If you catch my drift

This was such a rare phenomenon, because knowing orks, they wouldn't survive past 1 year let alone twenty, bearing in mind this was what happened before spores for orks existed. So in now canon they no longer have intercourse..I know what you lot are like...

Fact of the day!

Ferrus manus hands were made out of necromendis, the same thing which crons are made out of

Beat that robot girleyman and you ultra smurfs

Ooc: *cough* wings.

Lilentos Demethis wrote:

Fact of the day!

In first edition orks after 20 years, a ork would develop a gender and go lookin for summtin

If you catch my drift

This was such a rare phenomenon, because knowing orks, they wouldn't survive past 1 year let alone twenty, bearing in mind this was what happened before spores for orks existed. So in now canon they no longer have intercourse..I know what you lot are like...  

I already knew this from digging around through 4chan on wh40k for whatever reason. there were also shouter orks as well, ork designed to shout really loud, but they got removed as well

anyway that ork scenario wouldn't interest us at all, due to the ork's brash and blunt nature

OOC: Why not combine all the primarchs into one mega primarch

Sanguinius wings, ferrus hands...yeah thats about it really which are cool...

ANYWAY! ANOTHER FACT OF THE DAY!

There are hints that the Harlequin of the Eldar had a hand in developing the Ethereal Caste of the Tau, by splicing in some pheromone-control glands from a race of spider-like xenos.

Fact of the day!
Games workshop used to do advertisments and things like that for the original DnD or something like that

Ooc: I like the ethereal one

So do I, its very intresting in my opinion...

And another, Fact of the day!

Today we have a fact about the legion of the dammed!

Each time a legionnaire "Dies" They actually disappear in a cloud of ash and reappear at a secret location somewhere where a magical artefact heals them...Unlike what gorath did where one of his legion of the dammed characters didn't due that...and somehow can talk...Because the legion have a gene flaw which means they slowly loose knowledge of things, including talking...I am not making this up, unless my sources are incorrect...

Ooc: none of these things are facts, it's all speculation.

OOC: ITS COOL SHIT ANYWAY!

Now then, in ork society they use teef instead of actual moneyz, the dentists begin the most rich as you would expect in a ork society...(Thats the joke) the more rotten and yellow the teef the more expensive

Well, todays one even made me go "da fuuuuu"

According to some theories on the interwebs, the warhammer fantasy and 40k are both in the same universe. Makes sense if you think about it, what with there being warp influence in both universes, daemons, elfes...Dwarfs are pretty much squats...kinnddaaaa...soorttaaa...but anyway, some theories point towards sigmar (http://warhammerfb.wikia.com/wiki/Sigmar) of begin a primarch...Pretty sure its not true but I will just let you think it over..Its a cool theory though

Todays FOTD is about the mighty exorcists, the exorcists are rumoured to be a founding chapter of the grey knights and to be honest, the exorcists do the job alot better. Each marine is possesed by a daemon upon initiation into the chapter, if they prove there resolve and kick the daemon out of them, with there soul and sanity intact, they pretty much become invisible and immune to most of the warps effects. Magic I guess. But magic is heresy! *Blam* Do not question the emperors holy angels!

OOC: originally "Warhammer world" the planet upon which fantasy is set was originally part of the 40k universe.
If I can find it, they released a model chaos knight with a plasma pistol.

Any who, a few years ago GW decided to retcon it because they're bastards and now 40k & famtsy are separate.

I know fegt

why are you telling me?

anyway

fact of the day

"Ya'll muthafuckas need the emperor"

Wise wisdom from unamed preacher #65

Did I do one about sigmar begin a primarch?

Because sigmar was supposed to be a primarch
BOOM

Ooc: yeah.... no.

OOC: it was original GW lore

Fact of the day!

Original GW lore made no fucking sense what so ever

Ooc: I agree with that.

OOC: Fact of the day!

A single space marine, in actual good canon, is litterally the greatest thing on the battlefield other than tanks. If a guardsman moves 6 on table top a space marine should move 66. like in the good old days of rogue trader, as nerus told me, a single spuss marine was something like 50 points and if you fielded one it was game over for the enermy

Ooc: at that point, grey knights were the best of the best.
But marines could take down near enough anything, given time.

OOC: Indeed

Fact of the day!

I, the mighty meme master, shall be known as forth, as the mighty meme master by all you fegts

LELELEL

Fact of the year/week/month/place

I have been reading a series of 40k books, the first installment in the series is called priests of mars, then lords of mars, and finally gods of mars, now, knowing me, I picked up the second book in the series and read it first, but, going back and reading the first book has led to some intresting shit with a guardsman know as Julius hawke...Lets just say he took on a entire army of iron warriors and still somehow won...That guy has balls of ste-Ceramite

And then theres that rogue trader who is attracted to a techpriests daughter (Cloning shenanigans)

Now, your asking yourself "Oi fegt, why is this relevant?" And I would reply "Lel u suck feg lelel"

fact

No one reads this anymore

*Lecry*

Fact

Its so lonely out here...Why did the operator betray me...

*smiles*

I stopped trying to find actual facts when no one contiuned to read this

I didn't.

...Well shit..hmmm...Well I guess you might like to know that according to the grey knight codex they didn't coat themselfs in the sisters blood anymore

OOC I check from time to time

OOC *head against the glass*
Where's my fact?

The illuminati are indeed in warhammer


theres your fact

Oooooo

OOC oh so that's who's behind that plan

Yep...God damnit illuminazis

Time for another fact

Ooc: grey knights kill people.

OOC well that's a fact just I rather see the host's input

*cries internally*

I like trainz...

ooc: me too.

*gets crushed by train*

I am the conductor of the poop train!

"There's no getting off now boy, YOUR ON A NON STOP JOURNEY WITH THE PAIN TRAIN!"

Duncan: /panicking/ Jesus God! Dont come up here!
Kim: Why, whats up there?
Duncan: Little things!

Hmm...another fact eh...ANOTHER...FACT...HERM...HERRRMMMMMM.....

In canon, there was a space marine, ultramarine librarian who was half eldar half umie...This was like 3rd ed canon...So it made less sense than current day canon, and that already makes no sense..I mean..alien frost which has the capacity to one shot a land raider or something ridiculous!

Also, while I can remember tommorows fact, necron weapons (even basic flayer weapons) were able to one shot land raiders...

Also, death is a mortals night mare, grey knights are deaths nightmare

I thought we have already discoussed this, shadow....


Also, im sad to report that your idea of us 4 playing Planetside 2, and conquering, is not gonna work... squads usually have 12 people if they want to be effective, and are organised into platoons of 48(if i remember correctly) for actual operations... the 4 of us will be just a bunch of idiots getting ripped apart by the first tank that shows up

Thats the idea naz

And actually I will be getting a few IRL friends together

In real life?!!!

OOC yeah I heard about this canon half Eldar before