Suicide Squad

'Defiantly not a vampire'
DEFIANTLY
cool none the less

OOC: Everyone else is begin grimdark and serious and then theres me

dam fagit

Corporal Eric Malcor
Vendetta pilot
place of birth: Armageddon secundus
Highborn bloodline
decided to defy family and join the rank and file soldiers rather than the officer core
served in 3rd war for armageddon
acheived no less than eighteen confirmed kills on ork flyers
received awards for managing to evac a full squad of stormtroopers from Hades Hive moments before it was crushed by Rok strike
Favorite food: ice cream

Cool.
Ice cream stores all destroyed on planet.
Hehehe

OOC: forgot to mention, my guy has a slight thing for tea....this is totally not because today alone I have drank 17 cups of tea....

Im proud of you.

OOC: correction 18 cups of tea

So Ortus, how long till you get home?

It'll be like 16 hours

OOC: lel

OOC: urggghhhhhhhh

He was not in the least bit scared
To be mashed into a pulp.
Or to have his eyes gouged out,
And his elbows broken.
To have his kneecaps split
And his body burned away,
And his limbs all hacked and mangled
Brave sir Robin.

Brave sir robin ran away
he bravely ran away away
when danger reared its ugly head
he bravely turned his tail and fled
yes brave sir robin turned about
and gallantly he chickened out
bravely taking to his feet
he beat a very brave retreat
bravest of the brave 
sir robin

OOC: hehehe

oh so brave

OOC: just got back from Guardians of the galaxy...

It's fucking brilliant, it's funny, action packed, badass, but!

You don't get to see the green chick's tits
I've also just realised she's played by the actress who played Ahora in the new Star Trek movies.

Will update soon fegits

Oohhh

OOC: I am vlad

And I am definitely not a vampire

Now there are 2 things you must remember, 1. I am definitely not a vampire 2. You must go help the king

GG

OOC: Oi fuckers you will all die so when it happenes no moaning - From ortus over faceobook

Ooc when it comes to it can mods remove all ooc posts apart from backstory and weapons for ease of access

Ooc Starting soon

OOC:okay

Half hour or so

OOC: 1 hour later

OOC Yeah sorry.
When Everyone is on we shall begin

OOC: excellent

Are you going to type the backstory in??

OOC: Ortus, you missed 100% pure fucking awesomeness. And the storming of Zimbabwa with 7 modern infantry armies with the naval support of 3 battleship armies. it. Was. Awesome

OOC: why would you invade Zimbabwea?

OOC: me and nerus were playing civ rev teams game, me and him vs the british and the americans on a team and the zulus on there own, zimbabwa and everyone else declared war on me and nerus (I was mongolia he was greece) and zimbabwa was so close to the coast I just did a creed moment. Fucking awesome.

OOC: oh god....

OOC: hahahaha

Ooc: also, I'm changing my guys lore a bit.

OOC: what to?

OOC
Ok.
Main lore is up on first post.

OOC: *already found it*

Ooc: basically what I said before, but he became a mercenary because he had no other choice; he is a technical genius, making mechanical creations and weapons that no techpriest has any idea how it works; also he is a lot younger.

OOC: He pioneered the technology and I used it

Also, without his tactical nuking of my capital which had fallen to the god damn british, I wouldn't have had the resources to do tactical maneouver SEND IN THE NEXT WAVE

Best team ever.

OOC: hahaha, he nuked your capital

For the greater good.

OOC: After the first few hours of it happeing I got over it

The radiation wasn't that bad.

OOC SO we just need gorfeg

Ooc: is he on steam?

OOC: I'd check Xbox but if I go downstairs my stepfather will have a go at me for babysitting HIS kids

OOC wow
he is on steam but away