A dead man's grave

"I gathered."

OOC: it's a British Empire thing
Taking the piss/mickey is a Commonwealth term meaning to take liberties at the expense of others, or to be unreasonable. It is often used to mean (or confused with) taking the piss out of, which is an expression meaning to mock, tease, ridicule, or scoff.

Bush: so....what now?

Ooc. ...oh...

Also:
/two characters fall from the roof/
[...]
"More importantly, your arm!"
"Oh, yeah, it ripped off when i grabbed onto that tree branch. /Cut to severed arm hanging on a branch/ But thankfully that absorbed most of the fall and prevented serious injuries"
[...]

Me:. ........riiiiight.... Weeeeeeiiiirdo....

OOC: haha, well that couldn't work....the force needed to tear the shoulder from its socket along with ripping the skin would have broken the branch and even if it did work stopping that abruptly would cause serious internal damage

"I dunno we're following you remember"

Ooc. ....hint: shes dead. She doesnt feel pain, internal injuries dont really matter, and her brains limiters are off so she can use all her muscle strength by default, unlike living humans

OOC: oh, she's undead

your turn matt

"I thought you were going off by yourself"

"When did I say that?"

"Well, haven't you got take him to the space wolves?"

"....we already sorted this...."

Ooc. Holy shit! This manga got it all figured out!
Zombies lose the sense of judgement, so when they feel love, for example, they confuse it with hunger, or feel like eating is the way to fulfil that love! Thats why they eat people! Its all a misunderstanding! They love us!

OOC: that's what they want you to think

"Just making sure"

"so. your choice. now what?"

"Well I was planning in doing what I used to do"

Laura: Piracy
"And rescuing guard regiments"
Laura: That poor poor guardswoman
"They were taking advantage of her"
Laura: mmhmm

"We could chase the dragon priest"
Serana: no

Lenny and zee wolf:...................

"I'm on top of the inquisitions shit list"

Laura: what do you two think?

Lenny: hey i'm just a bounty hunter, i kill shit for money, that's it

"Well if you lot are joining me, I'll ask for your perspective on a situation. Wolf brother, what is your opinion?"

"On what?"

"What we should do"

"I dunno i'm ten thousand years out of the loop"

"Right, I'm going to the Battlecruiser, you wish to join me and be a pirate, you're free to join"
*Several Valkyrie make a very well timed entry*

"We're in"

*Me, Laura and Serana make our way to the closest as it lands*

they follow

*several black robed tech priest step out, causing Serana to rather spontaneously appear behind the terminator*

Wolf:....you ok?

*Serana points at the priests*

Laura: I have acquired valuable assets and achieved our primary objective
*the techpriests kneel*

"Relax, i'm here to keep assholes away from ya" *grins*
OOC side note...turns out space marines can have romantic feelings for others

OOC: oh dear

OOc yep
Ragnar once had romantic feelings for an inquisitor

OOC: that must have ended well

it didn't really go anywhere
also your turn dude

*the trio board the Valkyrie and Laura begins talking to the pilot, who gestures for your lot to board*

they do so

OOC. ...i just realised that im almost lvl 30, have full rare gear, solo medium difficuilty shit, saved the one land, released a great evil on another, kill ancient wizardwarriors and undead hordes and shit.... and i still couldnt find any pants... im just wearing my ringmail armor on the torso, which extends slightly lower, and my shoes, which are not larger than real shoes...
Bow before the Pantless Paladin, peasants!


Also, im basically a swordmage... after completing an at least hour long quest, and defeating the toughest boss so far, i got a rare weapon drop... an arrow quiver...obviously for bow users... and i still have no pants!

OOC. ....well. ....this was fun....

Me in trade chat: could someone trade a two handed sword with me for similar grade items? damn RNG wont drop any for me...
High level player: Son, we'll set you up with all ye need... come to my place... lets do business...

/I disappear into his villa with my shitty low-level gear on.... 20 minutes later, i walk out with a full set of unique gear, and two swords.... and only payed a mace-to-the-face as a nominal price/

Me: ......i hope i dont owe the mafia now...

OOC: what are you playing, Naz?

*after a few moment of deliberation the Valkyrie takes off, headed into orbit*

Laura: So why haven't you tried killing us yet, wolfie?"

"you want me to?" *barrel-chested laugh*

*she grins*
"You could try...you would fail harder than the fire warrior who tried to engage me in CQC"

he shrugs

Ooc. Path of Exile.
Also, my days as the Pantless Paladin of the Beach are officially over.... I got me some pants at last! ....about time, halway through the story... I even had belts on, but no pants for them to hold...

Ooc. Also, i have been thinking.... Are there ogryn women? O.o
They are never mentioned, even in lore(at least i havent seen it), and if they dont exist, that raises a shitton of questions...

OOC yes there are

Ooc. ...oh... My questions have been answered then...
Thought of the day!:
"I have a giantess fetish. Then again, i am a giant, so that may not be a fetish after all..." - Oglaf

OOC:....fun!

*the Valkyrie soon leaves the planets atmosphere and a feeling of weightlessness overcomes everyone*

no one cares
except sparks
he's excited as fuck

*I walk toward sparks and push him into the air so he's floating. Serana on the other hand is desperately trying to stop floating by pulling on Laura, this doesn't work and instead cause the pair of them to slowly rotate around in mid-air*