Hive warfare.

the succession laws are annoying as hell in most places... either an incompetent gets the throne because he was the Xth son, the realm gets nsplit in amillion pieces thanks to Gavelkind, or you have to hope thaqt the nobles will agree with your choice of heir...
im the muthafukkin emperor of carpathia! whoever i choose will be my heir! who the hell cares what others want?!

herplederple

Herro Gor

herro bushy

Wassup?

not much
wbu?>

Been up since 3am, it's 7:02 now

daaang

Yeah

Ladies and gentlemen, i am pleased to announce that apart from a few soon-to-be-annexed independent counties, we have conquered sweden.... Carpathia stronk!
All Hail The Emperor!

Hheeueueu

I like how theres a count in a county that i conquered ages ago, but somehow he is still alive and lived through it all, and now he slike 80+ years old with a knee length beard. And the leads the "ndependence for *whatever hi county is called*" faction. he is the only member. he has 2.3 percent of my manpower.
I imagine him as a crazy old man standing on top of a bastion in his castle, waving his cane around, and shouting out for all to hear, in that typical senile old man voice that he wants independence!
and his court is just standing there in the courtyard facepalming constantly because no one has the heart to tell him that its a stupid idea and its not gonna happen so dissolve that faction at last XD

Now that i have captured Lappland, i control Santa! Bow before the emperor, or face the despair of not getting any christmas presents!

Well...all in all, I think I fucked up yesterday XD

Nah, it adds to story.

Alright then

Wanna continue with my guy?

I could, you wanna go into your dudes head so he can fight his own twisted subconscious?

OOC: alright

*dramatic music*

...if you know what i mean...

hahaha

OOC: hehe

Hohoho

Lalala, downloading the crusader kings 2 demo whilst listening to evanescence

Heheheheh

That's somewhat strange.
Anyway, what do you want your character to do?
At the moment, your a fibre edge of breaking down or going berserk.

What's strange?

He's sprinting home atm, I presume you'll play his subconscious as it taunts him or tries to gain more influence over his actions

Mmmmn.


You see a figure in the crowds around you, even as you run, he is forever standing in the crowd.
Tall, it's face taunt and pale, shrunken eye sockets and a set of large, sharp teeth.

*I shake my head, and keep running*

It's chasing you, gaining on you, slowly but surely.
Roll to escape.

"Okay man, i think thats everything patched up" *gets some of the guys to carry him in, and put him on a bed*

He is coughing blood, the bandages slowly turning red.

OOC: rolling

The member 'Sir_BushWookie' has done the following action : Challange Fate

'd100' : 23

Roll a d20 m8

Ooc. I had an idea for tomorrow! A true test of manliness, worthy of the emperor of Carpathia!

INVADE RUSSIA



DURING WINTER

*rolling for a miracle*

The member 'Captain Raeven' has done the following action : Challange Fate

'd20' : 7

You use the last of the morphine you had on you.
But it doesn't last long.

sorry bush i'm gonna have to kill max. you killed my eat'y xeno

OOC: you should check the drugs mate, morphine is made from a highly addictive drug

The member 'Sir_BushWookie' has done the following action : Challange Fate

'd20' : 2

You trip, everything going black as the creature towers over you.
You wake in a expanse of darkness, endless nothing in all directions.
Then, you see swirling things in the darkness, memories... the pain.

OOC: fuck

King Svend of Denmark wishes to marry one of my courtiers, in fine with this...thought Svend is already married XD

"I didn't think you'd go so low... all by yourself" says a dominating voice, a twisted version of your own.


Vladek grips your hand tightly, his strength fading. Everyone stares in bleak sorrow.

what did i miss?

"Loyalty does that to a person"

OOC: brb getting sister

OOC: back

"Anyway, you can't be that surprised, you and I both see decisions as equations"

Ooc. ....apparently, theres an even chain in CK2 that triggers only once every 500 years(so pretty much once per game).... It basically makes you the servant of satan with insane stats and witch generals and demon armies....
Im gonna trigger it with console in a separate save file tomorrow just for the lolz...

Oh wow XD

Carpathia Stronk! All Hail The Emperor(...and our lord and savior, Santa too...)!