The Grand Coliseum

+ just please visit your daughter while you still can shes just like her father+

OOC. ....gotta love the controls of this game....
you do pretty much everything with the num pad... so when i tried melee fighting a boss and accidentally kept pressing the nnum lock instead of 7 to attack high, and then when i realised this, but not that the num pad was off now and started pressing the other buttons, i may or may not have had my ass handed to me on a silver tray....

Wasteman

I look back and I see a harlequin troupe performing...ehehehdonesowrong...

OOC dafuq's that supposed to mean euan

OOC. spend 10 turns clearing a barb camp for a city-state(it even has a settler in it!)
finally almolst, prepare to move in the next turn, then china swoops in with his shitty warrior and steals the XP, gold, settler, and influence.....
im gonna remember this when i get nukes.... their deserts gonna turn into glass....

+fine+

+you sound like you dont want to see your daughter+

+oh for fucks sake when did I say that?! I didnt even know i had one till you told me just now!+

+she lost her arm fighting a hive tyrant by herself thinking you would visit her you know for the longesttime she thought she was a bastard child im just hoping seeing you could make her happy+

Get gud

Thats what it means

+well....i guess fighting hive tyrants is something we have in common+

+yes well she needs her father she seems stressed or depressed+

+relax, i'll come when I can+

+ do you want me to send her there and then you can visit me after?+

+look...I'm catching up with an ex girlfriend right now so it wouldnt be the best time for her to show up.+

+oh ok well I wont get our daughters hopes up or should I say MY daughter because I raised her by MYSELF!+

+YOU NEVER TOLD ME SHE EVEN EXISTS+

OOC: oh look, family issues. I wonder if Azrok's gal will mention child support

ooc hehehehheh

+I tried to you royal pain in the ass but you never answered my messages or vox calls +

+you never called me. not once.+

OOC: it is the 41st millenium, the Eldar still lack Email, mobile phones and voicemail

+I tried to though I really did they just never went through or someone deleted them at your place+

*cut to a Mandrake running around in the webway just cutting all the communication lines like a jackass*
DE Warrior: could someone catch this jackass already!?
DE Jetbike: what so you think I'm doing?! Having a cup of tea and enjoying the stagnant colors of the Webway?!

Said mandrake is making zoidberg woop wooping noises and going around like zoidberg does

+*sighs*+

the troupe master's laugh is now one of glee as he leaps and tumbles, evading the hunters and turning now and then to strike back. he picks up the body of a death jester and hurls it at slaanesh, who reels at the impact. with a wild cry the great harlequin leaps forward, pulling a single dancer from the feet of slaanesh and withdrawing. at his touch, the writhing figures of the dancer's suit dissolves into a lozenge patterns, and the dancer begins to laugh as he dances the dance of the harlequin. the two of them put the remaining daemons to flight and as the last falls, slaanesh joins the battle

Azzy: that was fun to watch...

My two keep watching, my other characters have been silently watching as well

the confrontation between the two seems to go on forever. the other dancers melt away from the stage as the two figures cartwheel and somersault around eachother. slowly, in the background, the mime daemons and harlequins players take up the dance, reflecting the movements of the two principals in perfect unison

Dargoth is taking mental notes.

Fae:I wonder how they look in actual combat

OOC i thought mel was there?

the dance suddenly ends, surprisingly abruptly, as is the point. As the story is not yet over and the struggle is yet to be resolved. the performers have left the stage.

+Maybe you could bring them to the station+

+you really think bringing an ex girlfriend to this is a good idea?+

+Well we really don't care if she's your ex or not she could be a good drinking buddy while you talk to your daughter+

Dar:....that cant be it?

Daria: it is. thats the point. Its depicting history, and that gets us up to the present.

+fine. i'll ask+

Dar:....huh....well the librarians are going to have a field day with this

+thank you yriel it really means a lot to me I'll reward you after how about that?+

+dont bother+

"Librarians?" *is also waiting to see what azzy says*

Azzy: would be better if they were shirtless
Dargoth: the guys that run the great library of tzneech they like to hear about thiese sort of things

daria chuckles at azzy
dargoth feels something calling him to the stage....

Dar: oh boy its gona be one of thoes days i just know it ( he walks up to the stage)

the curtains close behind him

Dar:....great

and hallucenogen grenades go off all around him

dars lungs seal themselves as he draws both his swords

at which point multiple neuro disruptor shots hit him from all angles

dar weathers the shots but does not faulter instead he builds up energy